Lies & Rumors

CHORUS:
They say that one little lie turns into another. Then you go and cheat
By the time you know it, you all wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweed
You should listen to your mama and listen to your daddy when they try to speak
And tell you that theres just too many fishes in the sea.

No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Now this thing here, No cause concern, but
Its just another story about a shark eating worms
Its not a riddle, but subliminally catches on
How one little lie can turn into a bigger one

When I was a young guppy in the sea
You could see all the bigger fish picking on me
Cause they knew I didnt really have the guard or bullet
And the other sharks that have teeth sharper than me

Im a never-ending story about a shark this big
The load of kids that got an act for fizz
So sit back, kick back with a bag of chips
While I tell you bout something stupid I did

CHORUS

Im off to work but Im late [hey] But what can I say? [hey]
Im cool with the boss and of course its a payday
We reachin the weekend and Ill be treatin my baby
Typical day, dudes in the way But hey wait!
Sharks in the water. Gotta duck in the corner til Im caught
Im a talk and a walk where I wanna
eatin' the seaweed. Sippin this green tea.
Big fish in this small world. Theyll all believe me
For knocking a shark off, protecting my city
They all grab my CD and now Im a popular rock star.
Like it or not though. Im a marvelous artist.
Working my hardest and becoming a starfish.

Now what am I to do? The boss is on my back.
I gotta follow his orders when sharks attack
Its a dangerous scene. But Im a Rasta man
Cross me and my brother, it will cost ya, man.
And this little pip squeak is gettin on my nerves.
So my tentacles should give him just what he deserves.
So you better swim fast cause Im after ya
And go and hide inside the mouth of a clam or somethin.
Cause Im out and about. Im bad news.
A henchman - a jellyfish with an attitude. So listen.
Swim for your life cause Im on your tail
So frightenin I scare a snail outta its shell.

CHORUS

I love this liquid. Im silly when Im in it and I bet
[This water were standing in is wet. Duh.]
What do you expect from me?
Im a platinum Jack Dempsey. Trying to get a fee.
And everybody know that Im the G of the sea.
I just knocked this shark off. The dude tried to eat me.
I guess he didnt like me. It might be because Im a Pisces.
They always try to take me lightly. So why the trouble?
I just wanna hustle and multiply bubbles and pump my muscles.
I dont want to make a mistake cause these fishermen will set you up
And I aint fallin for the bait

Daddy what are we gonna do with a fish with a tattoo?
Were gonna eat him. What do you think?

Im a lion fish with dreams of making it big.
House in the ocean, three ugly kids.
And why everybody keep on picking on me?
Im the sexiest, prettiest fish in the sea.
Heck no. I aint nobody dish
Cause Im in love with Angie the beautiful angelfish
[kissing sound]
Give me a kiss baby
Im running from the white shark
You are trying to make me crazy.

CHORUS