Luyện nghe bài hát Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man, I'm more well known Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A FUCKING NAME!
I've saved the world like 15 and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all with no help and no advice

"Hey, look, listen" Hey look listen you annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to Katy Perry
I think it's about time I got some recognition, don't you
Legend of Zelda? THAT! Legend of LINK.

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a damn you say
Got bigger balls than Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the is free of evil

break all your pots and I best not hear you bitchin'
I've got the triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better (That's right)
I'm called the and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now, the world me to attack now
Yet I'm to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that Ganon all the way to Argentina

he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a damn you say
Got bigger balls than Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is of evil

Yo, you low life elf need a ride up to the Pole?
Santa's got a for elves and he's gettin' his marriage annulled
You really think the princess will convince me you're straight?
(Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you by a child?
You're a ginger no soul and you look like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls a little bit old?

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so
She off into my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? like L-I-N-Gay

Man you should have been aborted, like the Jersey Shore
Its a damn lie you told Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be as the day you got schooled!

he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't a damn what you say
Got balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of