Luyện nghe bài hát Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man, I'm more well than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was THAT'S A FUCKING GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like 15 times and the princess from demise
And I do it all alone with no and no advice

"Hey, look, listen" Hey look listen you annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to to constant Katy Perry
I think about time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? THAT! Legend of LINK.

he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears everyday, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Knievel
And he ain't stop 'til the world is free of evil

I'll break all pots and I best not hear you bitchin'
I've got the triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better (That's right)
I'm called the bushwhacker and my account's maxed out
Got 999 and my leather wallet's packed now

back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these in Castle Town
Just give me heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that Ganon all the way to Argentina

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a damn you say
Got bigger balls than even Knievel
And he ain't gon' 'til the world is free of evil

Yo, you low life elf need a up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elves and he's gettin' his marriage
You really think saving the princess will me you're straight?
(Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no and you look like a fucking troll
Isn't helpless girls getting a little bit old?

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get so often?
She runs off into my castle, into my and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly face
L-I-N-K? More like

Man you should been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
Its a damn lie you told about 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
Cause today be known as the day you got schooled!

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than Evel Knievel
And he ain't stop 'til the world is free of evil