Luyện nghe bài hát Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man, I'm more well than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like 15 times and saved the princess demise
And I do it all alone with no and no advice

"Hey, look, listen" Hey look listen you annoying fairy
I'd rather be to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's about I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? THAT! Legend of LINK.

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the is free of evil

I'll break all your pots and I best not you bitchin'
I've got the triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better (That's right)
I'm called the bushwhacker and my bank maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's now

Can't down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle
Just give me heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that Ganon all the way to Argentina

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Knievel
And he ain't gon' 'til the world is free of evil

Yo, you low elf need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elves and he's his marriage annulled
You really think saving the princess will convince me straight?
(Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no and you look like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a bit old?

You Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off into my castle, into my room and begs to get in
Ya she's of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? like L-I-N-Gay

Man you should have been aborted, just like the Shore
Its a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my sword
It's a shame your life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
Cause today be known as the day you got schooled!

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
tights everyday, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' 'til the world is free of evil