Luyện nghe bài hát Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man, I'm more known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A FUCKING NAME!
I've saved the world like 15 times and saved the from demise
And I do it all alone with no and no advice

"Hey, look, listen" Hey look listen you fucking fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Perry
I think it's about time I got some recognition, you think?
Legend of SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't a damn what you say
Got balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't stop 'til the world is free of evil

I'll break all pots and I best not hear you bitchin'
I've got the triforce of courage, BITCH! So you listen (That's right)
I'm called the and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's now

Can't back down, can't now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my
So I can kick dumb-ass Ganon all the way to Argentina

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a what you say
Got balls than even Evel Knievel
And he gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil

Yo, you low life elf need a ride up to the North
Santa's got a thing for and he's gettin' his marriage annulled
You really saving the princess will convince me you're straight?
(Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a
You're a ginger with no and you look like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit

You Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little nuts and your girly fairy face
More like L-I-N-Gay

Man you should have been aborted, just like the Jersey
Its a damn lie you told Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be as the day you got schooled!

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a damn you say
Got balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop the world is free of evil