Luyện nghe bài hát Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A FUCKING NAME!
I've saved the world like 15 times and saved the princess demise
And I do it all alone no help and no advice

"Hey, look, listen" Hey listen you fucking annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to to constant Katy Perry
I think it's about I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! of LINK.

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is of evil

break all your pots and I best not hear you bitchin'
I've got the triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better (That's right)
I'm called the bushwhacker and my bank maxed out
Got 999 and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my
So I can kick that dumb-ass all the way to Argentina

he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a what you say
Got bigger balls than Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the is free of evil

Yo, you low life elf need a up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for and he's gettin' his marriage annulled
You really think saving the princess will convince me straight?
(Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls a little bit old?

You Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She off into my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly face
L-I-N-K? More like

Man you have been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
Its a lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to Hyrule
Cause today will be as the day you got schooled!

he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a what you say
Got balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of