Luyện nghe bài hát Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man, I'm more well known Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the like 15 times and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone no help and no advice

"Hey, look, listen" Hey look you fucking annoying fairy
I'd rather be to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's about time I got some recognition, you think?
Legend of Zelda? THAT! Legend of LINK.

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel
And he ain't stop 'til the world is free of evil

I'll all your pots and I best not hear you bitchin'
I've got the of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (That's right)
I'm called the and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my wallet's packed now

Can't back down, slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Town
give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass all the way to Argentina

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a damn you say
Got balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the is free of evil

Yo, you low life elf need a ride up to the Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elves and gettin' his marriage annulled
You really saving the princess will convince me you're straight?
(Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a
You're a ginger with no soul and you like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a bit old?

You think Zelda's enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off into my castle, into my room and to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little Deku and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like

Man you should have been aborted, like the Jersey Shore
Its a damn lie you about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a trying to rule Hyrule
Cause today be known as the day you got schooled!

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, give a damn what you say
Got bigger than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is of evil