Luyện nghe bài hát Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man, I'm more known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? A FUCKING GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like 15 and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone with no and no advice

"Hey, look, listen" Hey look listen you annoying fairy
I'd rather be to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think about time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! of LINK.

he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a what you say
Got bigger balls than even Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is of evil

I'll break all your pots and I best not hear you
got the triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (That's right)
I'm called the bushwhacker and my bank account's out
Got 999 and my leather wallet's packed now

Can't back down, can't slack now, the world me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my
So I can that dumb-ass Ganon all the way to Argentina

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
tights everyday, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Knievel
And he ain't stop 'til the world is free of evil

Yo, you low elf need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a for elves and he's gettin' his marriage annulled
You really think saving the will convince me you're straight?
(Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a bit old?

You think Zelda's stupid to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off into my castle, into my room and to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your fairy face
L-I-N-K? like L-I-N-Gay

Man you should have been aborted, just like the Jersey
Its a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be as the day you got schooled!

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a what you say
Got bigger balls even Evel Knievel
And he ain't stop 'til the world is free of evil