Luyện nghe bài hát Legend of Zelda Rap

Yeah, my name is Link, man, I'm well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the like 15 times and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all with no help and no advice

"Hey, look, listen" Hey look listen you fucking fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy
I think about time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? THAT! Legend of LINK.

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears everyday, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel
And he ain't gon' stop the world is free of evil

I'll break all your pots and I best not hear you
got the triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (That's right)
I'm called the and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's now

Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Town
Just give me some heart and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick dumb-ass Ganon all the way to Argentina

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights everyday, don't give a what you say
Got balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is of evil

Yo, you low life elf need a ride up to the Pole?
Santa's got a for elves and he's gettin' his marriage annulled
You really think saving the will convince me you're straight?
(Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!

Oh snap, Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a fucking
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls a little bit old?

You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so
She runs off my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little Deku and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like

Man you should been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
Its a damn lie you told Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a trying to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be as the day you got schooled!

Cause the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears everyday, don't give a damn what you say
Got balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is of evil