K. (The Bitter Bit)

[Intro]

I wrote this awful song "k." a few years back
And it pretty much spawned this entire project
This is a variation of that song

[Verse 1]

I'm feelin pretty bitter (yeah)
Typically take time, never tee off when beneath water
I bet a 9-iron would make that fat skull feel soft (ooh)
Maybe that was a little blunt to start things off
But I'm so over you, hi down there
This maybe doesn't make me look good
I care less than you did our whole 2 and half years
So, not at all
I spoke far too mildly first take
Wrote it after the break, over 2 years ago, in 2 days
So, today, I let loose every lyric erased to water it down
I hope you feel me fade the way I did your love
The way Ye explained
The way THC bent my brain when (when?)
You broke my sense, like I'm so common
I've changed since then, girl
We outta compare our accomplishments
Nah, but still, maybe you could visit?
Nah, your presence alone would sicken me
We could be best pen pals though, down? Nah?
Was that bridge burnt? The words burn worse?
You sure? We die?
A hearse could reunite your ass, a hiked up skirt, my dick
You thirsty? I'm kidding, obviously
So, if you've ever wondered just what I been up to, well
Then wonder no more, I been at a desk out west
Scribblin' X's and jests amongst other things
And I guess you happen to be
Both an ex and a jest cause you're far better than some
Joke I could form or hope to have wrote
Girl take a seat, we're just beginning

[Interlude]

I'ma keep this part blank
Just let all that sink in, k?

[Verse 2]

Goddamn, fuck, man, you could've tried so much harder
You could've been not a bitch
And not started a fight over the most bullshit of bullshit
Not been heartless and not insulted like an art
It rubbed off
I should assume cause you were talkin' to that other guy
I'm not fuckin blind
You know, the one who wasn't your type
Yet you were ridin' day after, hmm
So, I've been givin' some thought to us
Call me crazy, but had you given a fuck
That little notebook with our kids names
You may have still, stored away
Could of been endless—wait
I guess if you were somebody else entirely then yeah
Dayme and definitely not—(shh)
Got a nice ring to it, sorta like yours (well)
Or it was, the one you tossed the next day
I let lay the crap back then, attracted to your back end
Though I'm not now, I could come back
Tempt me a Scooby snack
Cause I am the dumb dog who's meddlin' with dumb sounds
And dumb nouns, is they dumbed down enough?
I could speak slow...er

[Bridge]

If you need me to, I'm speaking to (I'm speaking to you)
Your little mind, might I remind
You said you'd hold me till you died (remember that?)
But you're alive
And I'm here convinced you're listening (are you listening?)
I even wrote this melody
To deceive how you may see this
I want you hurt

[Chorus]

Oh ooh oh oh
Ooh oh oh
Ooh oh oh

It was you
It was you, hoe
It was you
That's on you, girl

[Interlude]

I'm sorry (wow)
Got a bit too dramatic, huh?
It's just that...
This... (sheesh)
She... she really... (she)

[Verse 3]

She really birthed this (yeah!)
This-this gonna hurt, chick (sad!)
Who-who kiddin' who? In a bed you-you-you made so
True hoe, who? What her name? (Bitch) (Uhh)
Oh, babe, I don't adhere to lanes
And hey, I do not hear hate
This is all one-way
You lit way for more than 13 so welcome to your tape (woo!)
Ha, sorta, I do not have the metaphors (for)
For every regret I met in our (war)
War, it be a fearsome fire or (or)
More likely some heat to fuel me
Feelin' less now, time passed, hoe, better hold up
You impressed, yet? No? What?
So I put all this on me out there and you don't fucking care—
I-I-I-I hated your green eyes, that 4 eyes for an eye (eye)
But not "For Your Eyez"
With half that talent I'd you tear you, tears
It is for you eyes though (here)
Here, feel it, I'm being sincere when I tell you to love yourself
Or fuck it, cause I don't want you back, heh
See, love, I'm no CeeLo but yo, fuck you (fuck you)
And I hope your luck's acute
I hope you duck too late when a cop shoots at a guy he thinks broke into your room
I hope it's your new dick too
And I hope you're the reason I grow, boo
I hope there's always snow in your driveway so you slip and die—(whoa, whoa, whoa)
I kid, it's all jokes
But your friends gonna know who this all 'bout
Mine really will know
And all else may guess, no name be known though (yeah)
Crawl back home, k
To, much older, charity date replacement (woo)
At one time, you'd've taken my breath away (breath away)
I'd like it reversed now
Deep down, I still kinda miss that
I'd bargain with a fountain to get back
Those years, I was ready to go, heartbeat
Oh dear, you stumbled onto my track at night
So I turned off my headlights

You could be anyone at this point
It's been quite some time since then
I'm sure you're not familiar with who I've become
(Not that you'd care)
But he's awfully cold from burns, you oughta know
He hopes you choke, go broke
And blindly buy into the jokes he throws
At you, he's so exhausted on this fucking topic
He knows he needs to stop it
But unlike heartless cunts, it's hard for him to walk away once
I fall, that's all I got, you're not
Living here among my thoughts but I'll
See you soon, in yours

[Outro]

I hope you're happy