Lemme tell you a little a man named Johnny Tarr He was a hard son of a preacher at the bar
Lager the tap Or shots of Paddy the shelf He open his throttle And back a bottle As quick as the Devil himself, Tarr
And the got around That Johnny Tarr was no From Claire to here lock up the beer When went on a bender
Down at Mack's The Sun, or at the Swan He was at seven, by ten to eleven Well, all the booze would be gone, Johnny
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I wouldn't trust a like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who it's true
It was nine in the On a cold and rainy Johnny walked into the Bar to get tight
He had in his pocket He had in his eye He said, "Get up off your And set up the I'm drinking place dry"
Now all the serious They were soon hearted Johnny finished off six And he was getting started
Guzzling down the em back like candy He was lookin' to be drinkin' all night Then Nora brought out the brandy, Tarr
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I you Sure I wasn't there, I I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's
drank the whole damn bottle Had pint or two When it no impression He a session with Murphy's Millennium Brew
He was waiting for his When his turned green Jesus, fell down only fifteen
And you could've heard a pin Then the let out a roar It took five Cork To lift Johnny off the
The doctor looked him And said, "Better call the But it's not what thinkin' It wasn't the drinkin' man died of thirst" Johnny Tarr
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I trust a person like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it a man who knows a fella who says it's true