Lemme tell you a story a man named Johnny Tarr He was a hard drinking son of a at the bar
Lager the tap Or shots of from the shelf He could open his And back a bottle As as the Devil himself, Johnny Tarr
And the word got That Johnny was no pretender From to here they'd lock up the beer Johnny went on a bender
Down at Dickey The Sun, or at the Swan He was at seven, by ten to eleven Well, all the booze would be gone, Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you believe it But I wouldn't trust a person me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it a man who knows a fella who says it's true
It was nine in the On a cold and rainy Johnny walked the Castle Bar Looking to get
He had in his pocket He had in his eye He said, "Get up off asses And set up the I'm this place dry"
Now all the boozers They soon broken hearted Johnny finished off six And he was only getting
Guzzling down the Knockin' em back like He was lookin' to be drinkin' all night Then Nora brought out the brandy, Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who it's true
Johnny drank the whole damn Had pint or two it made no impression He started a session with Millennium Brew
He was for his pint When his face green Jesus, Johnny fell After fifteen
And you could've a pin drop Then the crowd let out a It took Cork women To lift Johnny off the
The doctor looked him And said, "Better call the But not what you're thinkin' It wasn't the drinkin' this man died of thirst" Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I wouldn't trust a like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a who says it's true
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I wouldn't trust a person me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who it's true