Lemme you a little story About a man named Johnny He was a drinking son of a preacher at the bar
Lager the tap Or shots of Paddy the shelf He could open his And throw a bottle As as the Devil himself, Johnny Tarr
And the got around That Tarr was no pretender From to here they'd lock up the beer When Johnny went on a
at Dickey Mack's The Rising Sun, or at the He was at seven, by ten to eleven Well, all the would be gone, Johnny Tarr
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I wouldn't a person like me, if I were you Sure I there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who a fella who says it's true
It was in the morning On a cold and rainy Johnny walked the Castle Bar Looking to get
He had in his pocket He had in his eye He said, "Get up off your And set up the I'm drinking this dry"
Now all the serious They were soon hearted When Johnny off six And he was getting started
Guzzling down the Knockin' em back like He was alright to be drinkin' all night Then Nora out the brandy, Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you believe it But I wouldn't a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a who says it's true
Johnny drank the whole bottle Had pint or two When it no impression He started a with Murphy's Millennium Brew
He was waiting for his his face turned green Jesus, Johnny fell After only
And you could've a pin drop Then the let out a roar It took five women To lift Johnny off the
The doctor him over And said, "Better call the But it's not what thinkin' It the drinkin' this man died of thirst" Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it a man who knows a fella who says it's true
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I wouldn't a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who it's true