Lemme tell you a little About a man named Johnny He was a hard son of a preacher at the bar
Lager the tap Or of Paddy from the shelf He open his throttle And throw a bottle As quick as the Devil himself, Tarr
And the got around That Johnny Tarr was no From to here they'd lock up the beer When Johnny went on a
at Dickey Mack's The Rising Sun, or at the He was drinking at seven, by ten to Well, all the booze would be gone, Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I an alibi I heard it from a man who a fella who says it's true
It was in the morning On a and rainy night Johnny into the Castle Bar Looking to get
He had in his pocket He had in his eye He said, "Get up off your And set up the I'm drinking this dry"
Now all the boozers were soon broken hearted When finished off six And he was only getting
Guzzling the pints em back like candy He was lookin' alright to be drinkin' all Nora brought out the brandy, Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you believe it But I wouldn't trust a like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I an alibi I heard it from a man who a fella who says it's true
Johnny drank the damn bottle Had pint or two When it no impression He a session with Murphy's Millennium Brew
He was for his pint his face turned green Jesus, Johnny fell After only
And you could've a pin drop Then the crowd let out a It took five Cork To lift off the floor
The doctor him over And said, "Better the hearse But it's not what you're It the drinkin' this man died of thirst" Johnny Tarr
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if I you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I trust a person like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's