Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old garage in a residential area a teen-age band
rehearsing in it. JOE (the character in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Presentation) sings to us of the trials and
tribulations of husbandry.

Central
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Zappa:
(It it's own sauce...)

It very large
was just enough room to cram the drums
In the corner by the Dodge
It was a
With a up door
And a little amp
a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a hand guitar
It was a Stratocaster a whammy bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually give up and
earn a respectable living as a roadie for a group Toad-O)
in the song...

We could jam in Garage
His mama was
His dad was mad
We was playin' the same old
In the 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we get it wrong
All we did was bend the like...
Hey!
in Joe's Garage
We didn't have no or LSD
But a quartsa beer
Would fix it so the
not offend yer ear
And the same old chords over 'n' over
Became a
We would it again 'n' again 'n' again
'Cause it sounded to me
ONE TIME!
We jam in Joe's Garage
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the same old
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we
Play it all night
It was all we knew, and too
So we wouldn't get it
Even if you played it on a
We we was pretty good
We talked about keepin' the band
'N' we figured we should
'Cause about this we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the
They'd all over 'n' dance around
like...

teen-age girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we picked out a stupid
Had some cards printed up for a coupla
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching suits 'N' Boots
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to work in a Bar

ONE TWO THREE
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT MORE!

People seemed to like our
They got up 'n' 'n' made a lotta noise
An' it wasn't 'fore long
A guy from a we can't name
we oughta take his pen
'N' on the line for a real good time
But he didn't tell us
These "good times" be somethin'
That was happenin'
So the band up
An' it like
We will never again...

Guess you only get one chance in
To play a song that like...

(And, as the band plays their song,
MRS. (who keeps her son SY,
in the closet with the cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I children sleeping here...
Don't you boys know any songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the was rollin' by, yeah
Heavy 'n' Glitter Rock
Had caught the public eye,
Snotty with lipstick on
Was really high, yeah
'N' then they got that thing
'N' New came along
'N' all of a I thought the time
Had come for old song
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You will be dancin' to...

Central
The WHITE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. love it...

Well the years was by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Butzis:
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not around anymore

Butzis:
We the garage surrounded
If you give up
We will not you
Or you neither

Mrs.
see them

Officer
is the Police

Mrs.
they are, they're coming!

Officer
Give up
We will not you

Mrs.
to that mess, would you?

Officer
is the Police
Give up
We have the garage

Mrs.
Everday this on around here!

Officer
We will not harm you, or you
(SWAT Team 4, in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was very boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first confrontation The Law.
Naturally, we were on him.
One of our friendly gave him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick to church-oriented social activities.