Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old garage in a residential area with a band
rehearsing in it. JOE (the character in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Presentation) sings to us of the trials and
of garage-band husbandry.

Central
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Zappa:
(It makes own sauce...)

It very large
There was just enough to cram the drums
In the corner by the Dodge
It was a
With a up door
And a little amp
With a on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a hand guitar
It was a with a whammy bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually give up and
earn a respectable living as a roadie for a group Toad-O)
in the song...

We jam in Joe's Garage
His was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was playin' the same old
In the 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we get it wrong
All we did was bend the like...
Hey!
in Joe's Garage
We have no dope or LSD
But a coupla quartsa
Would fix it so the
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords goin' 'n' over
a symphony
We would play it again 'n' 'n' again
it sounded good to me
ONE TIME!
We could jam in Garage
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the same old
In the afternoon 'n' we would
Play it all long
It was all we knew, and too
So we get it wrong
if you played it on a saxophone
We thought we was pretty
We about keepin' the band together
'N' we figured that we
'Cause about time we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the
They'd all come over 'n' around
like...

teen-age girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we out a stupid name
Had some cards printed up for a bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got suits 'N' Beatle Boots
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to work in a Bar

ONE TWO FOUR
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT MORE!

People seemed to like our
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a noise
An' it 'fore very long
A guy from a company we can't
Said we oughta his pen
'N' sign on the line for a good time
But he tell us when
These "good times" would be
That was happenin'
So the broke up
An' it looks
We will never again...

Guess you only get one in life
To play a that goes like...

(And, as the band plays little song,
MRS. (who keeps her son SY,
in the with the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I children sleeping here...
Don't you boys any nice songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the was rollin' by, yeah
Heavy Metal 'n' Glitter
Had the public eye, yeah
Snotty boys lipstick on
Was really high, yeah
'N' they got that Disco thing
'N' New came along
'N' all of a I thought the time
Had come for old song
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You soon be dancin' to...

Scrutinizer:
The WHITE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. love it...

Well the years was by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Officer
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not joking around

Butzis:
We have the surrounded
If you yourself up
We will not you
Or you neither

Mrs.
You'll see

Officer
This is the

Mrs.
There they are, coming!

Officer
Give up
We will not you

Mrs.
Listen to that mess, you?

Officer
is the Police
Give up
We have the surrounded

Mrs.
this goes on around here!

Officer
We will not harm you, or you
(SWAT 4, move in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was very boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first with The Law.
Naturally, we easy on him.
One of our friendly gave him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick to church-oriented social activities.