Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old garage in a residential area with a teen-age
rehearsing in it. JOE (the character in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Special Presentation) sings to us of the and
tribulations of husbandry.

Scrutinizer:
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Frank
(It makes own sauce...)

It very large
There was just enough to cram the drums
In the corner over by the
It was a
With a mashed up
And a little amp
With a sign on the front "Fender Champ"
And a second hand
It was a Stratocaster with a bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will give up music and
earn a respectable living as a roadie for a called Toad-O)
in the song...

We jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was
His dad was mad
We was playin' the old song
In the 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we wouldn't get it
All we did was the string like...
Hey!
Down in Joe's
We have no dope or LSD
But a quartsa beer
Would fix it so the
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n'
Became a
We would play it again 'n' again 'n'
'Cause it sounded to me
ONE TIME!
We could jam in Garage
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the same old
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we
it all night long
It was all we knew, and too
So we get it wrong
Even if you it on a saxophone
We we was pretty good
We talked keepin' the band together
'N' we that we should
'Cause about this we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the
They'd all come 'n' dance around
like...

Twenty teen-age girls
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we out a stupid name
Had some cards printed up for a bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching suits 'N' Beatle
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to work in a Bar

ONE TWO FOUR
SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE!

People seemed to our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta
An' it 'fore very long
A guy from a company we name
we oughta take his pen
'N' sign on the line for a real good
But he tell us when
These "good times" would be
was really happenin'
So the broke up
An' it looks
We never play again...

Guess you only get one chance in
To play a that goes like...

(And, as the band their little song,
MRS. BORG (who her son SY,
in the with the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I children sleeping here...
Don't you boys know any songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by,
Heavy Metal 'n' Rock
Had caught the public eye,
Snotty boys lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' then they got Disco thing
'N' New Wave along
'N' all of a sudden I the time
Had come for that old
We used to in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You will soon be to...

Scrutinizer:
The ZONE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. You'll it...

Well the was rollin' by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Butzis:
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not around anymore

Officer
We have the surrounded
If you yourself up
We not harm you
Or you neither

Mrs.
You'll see

Officer
is the Police

Mrs.
they are, they're coming!

Officer
Give up
We will not you

Mrs.
Listen to that mess, would

Butzis:
This is the
Give up
We have the garage

Mrs.
Everday goes on around here!

Butzis:
We will not harm you, or you
(SWAT Team 4, in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
This is the SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first confrontation The Law.
Naturally, we were on him.
One of our friendly gave him
A do-nut...and him to
closer to church-oriented social activities.