Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old garage in a residential area with a band
in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Special Presentation) to us of the trials and
of garage-band husbandry.

Central
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Zappa:
(It makes own sauce...)

It very large
There was just enough room to cram the
In the over by the Dodge
It was a
With a up door
And a little amp
With a on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second hand
It was a with a whammy bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will give up music and
earn a respectable as a roadie for a group called Toad-O)
in the song...

We could jam in Garage
His mama was
His dad was mad
We was the same old song
In the 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we wouldn't get it
All we did was bend the like...
Hey!
Down in Garage
We didn't have no or LSD
But a coupla beer
fix it so the intonation
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords goin' 'n' over
a symphony
We would play it again 'n' again 'n'
'Cause it sounded to me
ONE TIME!
We could jam in Joe's
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the same old
In the afternoon 'n' we would
Play it all night
It was all we knew, and too
So we wouldn't get it
Even if you it on a saxophone
We thought we was pretty
We talked about keepin' the together
'N' we figured that we
about this time we was gettin' the eye
From the in the neighborhood
They'd all come over 'n' around
like...

Twenty girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we picked out a stupid
Had some cards printed up for a coupla
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching suits 'N' Beatle
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was to work in a GO-GO Bar

ONE TWO THREE
SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE!

People seemed to our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' a lotta noise
An' it wasn't 'fore long
A guy a company we can't name
Said we oughta his pen
'N' sign on the for a real good time
But he didn't us when
"good times" would be somethin'
That was happenin'
So the band up
An' it like
We never play again...

Guess you only get one in life
To play a song goes like...

(And, as the band plays their song,
MRS. BORG (who her son SY,
in the with the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I have sleeping here...
Don't you boys any nice songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by,
Heavy Metal 'n' Glitter
Had caught the public eye,
Snotty with lipstick on
Was really high, yeah
'N' then they got that thing
'N' New Wave along
'N' all of a I thought the time
Had for that old song
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You will be dancin' to...

Scrutinizer:
The ZONE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. love it...

Well the years was by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Butzis:
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not joking anymore

Officer
We have the surrounded
If you give up
We will not you
Or you neither

Mrs.
You'll see

Officer
This is the

Mrs.
they are, they're coming!

Officer
yourself up
We not harm you

Mrs.
Listen to that mess, you?

Officer
This is the
yourself up
We the garage surrounded

Mrs.
Everday goes on around here!

Officer
We not harm you, or maim you
(SWAT 4, move in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's confrontation with The Law.
Naturally, we easy on him.
One of our friendly counselors him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick to church-oriented social activities.