Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old in a residential area with a teen-age band
rehearsing in it. JOE (the main in the CENTRAL
Special Presentation) sings to us of the trials and
tribulations of husbandry.

Scrutinizer:
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Zappa:
(It it's own sauce...)

It wasn't large
There was just room to cram the drums
In the over by the Dodge
It was a
a mashed up door
And a little amp
a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second hand
It was a Stratocaster with a bar

At point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually give up music and
earn a respectable living as a for a group called Toad-O)
in the song...

We jam in Joe's Garage
His was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was playin' the old song
In the afternoon 'n' we would
it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we get it wrong
All we did was bend the like...
Hey!
Down in Joe's
We didn't no dope or LSD
But a coupla beer
fix it so the intonation
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords over 'n' over
Became a
We would play it 'n' again 'n' again
'Cause it sounded to me
ONE TIME!
We jam in Joe's Garage
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was the same old song
In the 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all long
It was all we knew, and too
So we wouldn't get it
Even if you it on a saxophone
We thought we was good
We talked about keepin' the together
'N' we that we should
about this time we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the
They'd all come over 'n' around
like...

Twenty girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we out a stupid name
Had some cards printed up for a bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching 'N' Beatle Boots
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to in a GO-GO Bar

ONE TWO FOUR
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT MORE!

seemed to like our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a noise
An' it wasn't 'fore long
A guy from a company we can't
we oughta take his pen
'N' sign on the line for a good time
But he didn't tell us
These "good times" be somethin'
was really happenin'
So the broke up
An' it looks
We will play again...

Guess you only get one chance in
To a song that goes like...

(And, as the plays their little song,
MRS. BORG (who her son SY,
in the closet the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I children sleeping here...
you boys know any nice songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by,
Heavy 'n' Glitter Rock
Had caught the public eye,
Snotty with lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' then got that Disco thing
'N' New came along
'N' all of a sudden I thought the
Had for that old song
We used to in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You soon be dancin' to...

Scrutinizer:
The ZONE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. love it...

Well the was rollin' by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Officer
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not joking anymore

Butzis:
We have the garage
If you yourself up
We not harm you
Or you neither

Mrs.
see them

Officer
This is the

Mrs.
they are, they're coming!

Officer
yourself up
We not harm you

Mrs.
Listen to mess, would you?

Butzis:
This is the
Give up
We have the garage

Mrs.
Everday goes on around here!

Butzis:
We not harm you, or maim you
(SWAT 4, move in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was first confrontation with The Law.
Naturally, we easy on him.
One of our friendly counselors him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick closer to church-oriented activities.