Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A old garage in a residential area with a teen-age band
rehearsing in it. JOE (the main in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Special Presentation) to us of the trials and
of garage-band husbandry.

Central
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Zappa:
(It makes own sauce...)

It wasn't very
There was just enough room to cram the
In the corner over by the
It was a
a mashed up door
And a cheesy amp
With a on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second guitar
It was a Stratocaster with a bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually up music and
earn a respectable as a roadie for a group called Toad-O)
in the song...

We jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was
His dad was mad
We was playin' the old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we
it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we get it wrong
All we did was bend the like...
Hey!
in Joe's Garage
We didn't have no or LSD
But a quartsa beer
fix it so the intonation
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n'
a symphony
We would play it again 'n' 'n' again
'Cause it sounded to me
ONE TIME!
We could jam in Garage
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the same old
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we
it all night long
It was all we knew, and too
So we get it wrong
Even if you it on a saxophone
We thought we was good
We about keepin' the band together
'N' we figured that we
'Cause about time we was gettin' the eye
the girls in the neighborhood
They'd all come over 'n' dance
like...

teen-age girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we picked out a name
Had cards printed up for a coupla bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching suits 'N' Boots
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to work in a Bar

ONE TWO THREE
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT MORE!

seemed to like our song
They got up 'n' 'n' made a lotta noise
An' it 'fore very long
A guy from a we can't name
we oughta take his pen
'N' sign on the line for a real good
But he didn't tell us
These "good times" be somethin'
was really happenin'
So the band up
An' it looks
We will play again...

Guess you only get one in life
To a song that goes like...

(And, as the band plays their song,
MRS. BORG (who her son SY,
in the closet with the cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I have sleeping here...
Don't you boys know any songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by,
Metal 'n' Glitter Rock
Had the public eye, yeah
Snotty boys lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' then they got that thing
'N' New Wave along
'N' all of a sudden I the time
Had come for that old
We used to in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You soon be dancin' to...

Central
The ZONE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. You'll it...

Well the was rollin' by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Butzis:
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not joking anymore

Butzis:
We have the surrounded
If you give up
We not harm you
Or you neither

Mrs.
see them

Butzis:
This is the

Mrs.
they are, they're coming!

Officer
yourself up
We will not you

Mrs.
Listen to that mess, would

Butzis:
This is the
Give up
We have the garage

Mrs.
this goes on around here!

Officer
We will not harm you, or you
(SWAT Team 4, in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
This is the SCRUTINIZER...
That was first confrontation with The Law.
Naturally, we easy on him.
One of our counselors gave him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick closer to social activities.