Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old garage in a area with a teen-age band
rehearsing in it. JOE (the character in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Special Presentation) to us of the trials and
of garage-band husbandry.

Central
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Zappa:
(It it's own sauce...)

It very large
There was enough room to cram the drums
In the corner over by the
It was a
a mashed up door
And a cheesy amp
With a sign on the said "Fender Champ"
And a second hand
It was a with a whammy bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually give up and
earn a respectable living as a for a group called Toad-O)
in the song...

We jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was
His dad was mad
We was the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' we would
Play it all long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we wouldn't get it
All we did was bend the like...
Hey!
Down in Garage
We didn't no dope or LSD
But a quartsa beer
fix it so the intonation
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n'
Became a
We would play it again 'n' 'n' again
'Cause it good to me
ONE TIME!
We could jam in Garage
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the same old
In the 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all long
It was all we knew, and too
So we wouldn't get it
Even if you it on a saxophone
We thought we was good
We about keepin' the band together
'N' we figured that we
about this time we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the
They'd all come over 'n' dance
like...

Twenty girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we out a stupid name
Had some cards printed up for a coupla
'N' we was on our way to
Got suits 'N' Beatle Boots
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to work in a Bar

ONE TWO THREE
SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE!

People seemed to our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta
An' it 'fore very long
A guy from a we can't name
Said we oughta his pen
'N' sign on the line for a good time
But he tell us when
These "good times" would be
was really happenin'
So the broke up
An' it like
We will play again...

Guess you get one chance in life
To a song that goes like...

(And, as the band their little song,
MRS. BORG (who her son SY,
in the closet with the cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I children sleeping here...
Don't you know any nice songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by,
Metal 'n' Glitter Rock
Had the public eye, yeah
Snotty boys lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' they got that Disco thing
'N' New Wave along
'N' all of a sudden I thought the
Had for that old song
We used to in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You soon be dancin' to...

Central
The ZONE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. You'll it...

Well the was rollin' by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Butzis:
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not joking anymore

Officer
We have the garage
If you yourself up
We not harm you
Or you neither

Mrs.
You'll see

Butzis:
This is the

Mrs.
There they are, coming!

Butzis:
Give up
We will not you

Mrs.
to that mess, would you?

Officer
This is the
Give up
We the garage surrounded

Mrs.
this goes on around here!

Officer
We will not harm you, or you
(SWAT Team 4, in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
This is the SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first with The Law.
Naturally, we easy on him.
One of our friendly counselors him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick closer to church-oriented activities.