Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old garage in a residential area with a band
rehearsing in it. JOE (the character in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Presentation) sings to us of the trials and
of garage-band husbandry.

Central
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Frank
(It makes own sauce...)

It wasn't very
There was just enough room to the drums
In the corner over by the
It was a
With a mashed up
And a little amp
With a on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second hand
It was a Stratocaster a whammy bar

At this point, (a guy who will eventually give up music and
a respectable living as a roadie for a group called Toad-O)
in the song...

We could jam in Joe's
His was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' we would
it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we wouldn't get it
All we did was bend the like...
Hey!
in Joe's Garage
We didn't no dope or LSD
But a coupla beer
Would fix it so the
Would not yer ear
And the old chords goin' over 'n' over
a symphony
We play it again 'n' again 'n' again
'Cause it sounded to me
ONE TIME!
We could jam in Joe's
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was the same old song
In the 'n' sometimes we would
it all night long
It was all we knew, and too
So we get it wrong
Even if you played it on a
We thought we was good
We talked about keepin' the together
'N' we figured we should
about this time we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the
all come over 'n' dance around
like...

Twenty teen-age girls
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we picked out a stupid
Had some cards up for a coupla bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching suits 'N' Beatle
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to work in a Bar

ONE TWO FOUR
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT MORE!

People seemed to like our
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta
An' it wasn't very long
A guy a company we can't name
Said we take his pen
'N' sign on the line for a real time
But he tell us when
"good times" would be somethin'
That was happenin'
So the band up
An' it like
We will play again...

Guess you only get one in life
To play a song that like...

(And, as the band plays little song,
MRS. BORG (who her son SY,
in the closet the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I children sleeping here...
Don't you boys know any songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by,
Heavy Metal 'n' Glitter
Had caught the public eye,
Snotty with lipstick on
Was really high, yeah
'N' then got that Disco thing
'N' New Wave came
'N' all of a sudden I thought the
Had come for old song
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You will be dancin' to...

Central
The ZONE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. You'll it...

Well the was rollin' by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Butzis:
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not around anymore

Butzis:
We the garage surrounded
If you yourself up
We not harm you
Or hurt you

Mrs.
see them

Officer
This is the

Mrs.
There are, they're coming!

Butzis:
Give up
We will not you

Mrs.
Listen to that mess, would

Butzis:
This is the
Give up
We the garage surrounded

Mrs.
Everday this on around here!

Butzis:
We not harm you, or maim you
(SWAT 4, move in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first with The Law.
Naturally, we easy on him.
One of our friendly counselors him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick closer to church-oriented activities.