Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old garage in a area with a teen-age band
in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Special Presentation) sings to us of the and
tribulations of husbandry.

Central
We you now, to a garage, in Canoga Park.

Zappa:
(It it's own sauce...)

It very large
There was just enough room to the drums
In the corner by the Dodge
It was a
With a up door
And a little amp
With a sign on the front "Fender Champ"
And a second guitar
It was a with a whammy bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually up music and
earn a respectable as a roadie for a group called Toad-O)
in the song...

We could jam in Joe's
His mama was
His dad was mad
We was the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' we would
it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we wouldn't get it
All we did was the string like...
Hey!
in Joe's Garage
We have no dope or LSD
But a coupla quartsa
fix it so the intonation
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords goin' 'n' over
a symphony
We would play it 'n' again 'n' again
'Cause it sounded to me
ONE TIME!
We could jam in Joe's
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the same old
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we
it all night long
It was all we knew, and too
So we wouldn't get it
if you played it on a saxophone
We thought we was good
We talked keepin' the band together
'N' we figured that we
about this time we was gettin' the eye
From the in the neighborhood
They'd all come 'n' dance around
like...

Twenty teen-age dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we picked out a stupid
Had some cards up for a coupla bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got suits 'N' Beatle Boots
'N' a sign on the of the car
'N' we was ready to in a GO-GO Bar

ONE TWO FOUR
SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE!

People seemed to like our
They got up 'n' danced 'n' a lotta noise
An' it wasn't very long
A guy from a company we name
Said we take his pen
'N' sign on the line for a real time
But he tell us when
These "good times" be somethin'
That was really
So the broke up
An' it looks
We never play again...

Guess you only get one in life
To play a song that like...

(And, as the plays their little song,
MRS. (who keeps her son SY,
in the closet with the cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I have children here...
Don't you know any nice songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the was rollin' by, yeah
Heavy 'n' Glitter Rock
Had caught the eye, yeah
Snotty boys lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' then got that Disco thing
'N' New came along
'N' all of a sudden I the time
Had come for old song
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You will soon be to...

Scrutinizer:
The WHITE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. love it...

Well the was rollin' by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Officer
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not around anymore

Officer
We the garage surrounded
If you yourself up
We will not you
Or you neither

Mrs.
see them

Officer
This is the

Mrs.
There they are, coming!

Officer
yourself up
We will not you

Mrs.
Listen to that mess, you?

Officer
is the Police
Give up
We have the garage

Mrs.
Everday goes on around here!

Butzis:
We will not you, or maim you
(SWAT 4, move in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's confrontation with The Law.
Naturally, we were on him.
One of our counselors gave him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick to church-oriented social activities.