Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old garage in a area with a teen-age band
rehearsing in it. JOE (the main character in the
SCRUTINIZER'S Presentation) sings to us of the trials and
tribulations of husbandry.

Central
We you now, to a garage, in Canoga Park.

Zappa:
(It makes own sauce...)

It very large
There was enough room to cram the drums
In the corner over by the
It was a
a mashed up door
And a cheesy amp
a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a hand guitar
It was a Stratocaster a whammy bar

At this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually up music and
earn a living as a roadie for a group called Toad-O)
in the song...

We could jam in Joe's
His was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was playin' the same old
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we
Play it all long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we wouldn't get it
All we did was bend the like...
Hey!
Down in Joe's
We didn't no dope or LSD
But a quartsa beer
Would fix it so the
Would not yer ear
And the same old chords over 'n' over
a symphony
We would play it again 'n' 'n' again
it sounded good to me
ONE TIME!
We jam in Joe's Garage
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we
it all night long
It was all we knew, and too
So we wouldn't get it
if you played it on a saxophone
We thought we was good
We talked about keepin' the band
'N' we that we should
'Cause about this we was gettin' the eye
From the in the neighborhood
They'd all over 'n' dance around
like...

Twenty girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we picked out a name
Had some cards up for a coupla bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching 'N' Beatle Boots
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was to work in a GO-GO Bar

ONE TWO THREE
SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE!

People to like our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a noise
An' it wasn't very long
A guy from a company we can't
we oughta take his pen
'N' sign on the line for a real time
But he didn't us when
"good times" would be somethin'
That was happenin'
So the band up
An' it looks
We will play again...

Guess you get one chance in life
To a song that goes like...

(And, as the band plays little song,
MRS. BORG (who her son SY,
in the with the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I have children here...
Don't you boys know any nice

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by,
Metal 'n' Glitter Rock
Had the public eye, yeah
boys with lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' then they got Disco thing
'N' New Wave along
'N' all of a sudden I thought the
Had come for old song
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You will be dancin' to...

Scrutinizer:
The WHITE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. You'll it...

Well the years was by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Officer
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not around anymore

Officer
We the garage surrounded
If you give up
We will not you
Or hurt you

Mrs.
see them

Officer
is the Police

Mrs.
they are, they're coming!

Officer
yourself up
We not harm you

Mrs.
to that mess, would you?

Officer
This is the
Give up
We the garage surrounded

Mrs.
Everday this on around here!

Butzis:
We will not harm you, or you
(SWAT 4, move in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
This is the SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first confrontation The Law.
Naturally, we were on him.
One of our friendly counselors him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick closer to social activities.