Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A boring old in a residential area with a teen-age band
rehearsing in it. JOE (the character in the CENTRAL
Special Presentation) sings to us of the trials and
tribulations of husbandry.

Central
We take you now, to a garage, in Park.

Frank
(It it's own sauce...)

It wasn't large
There was just room to cram the drums
In the over by the Dodge
It was a
With a up door
And a cheesy amp
With a on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second hand
It was a with a whammy bar

At this point, (a guy who will eventually give up music and
a respectable living as a roadie for a group called Toad-O)
in the song...

We could jam in Joe's
His mama was
His dad was mad
We was playin' the old song
In the afternoon 'n' we would
it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we get it wrong
All we did was the string like...
Hey!
in Joe's Garage
We have no dope or LSD
But a coupla beer
fix it so the intonation
Would not yer ear
And the old chords goin' over 'n' over
a symphony
We play it again 'n' again 'n' again
'Cause it sounded to me
ONE TIME!
We could jam in Joe's
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playing' the old song
In the afternoon 'n' we would
Play it all night
It was all we knew, and too
So we wouldn't get it
Even if you played it on a
We thought we was pretty
We about keepin' the band together
'N' we that we should
'Cause about this time we was the eye
From the in the neighborhood
all come over 'n' dance around
like...

Twenty girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we picked out a stupid
Had some cards up for a coupla bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching 'N' Beatle Boots
'N' a sign on the of the car
'N' we was ready to work in a Bar

ONE TWO FOUR
SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE!

People seemed to our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a lotta
An' it 'fore very long
A guy from a company we name
Said we take his pen
'N' on the line for a real good time
But he didn't tell us
These "good times" would be
That was really
So the band up
An' it like
We will play again...

Guess you get one chance in life
To play a song goes like...

(And, as the band plays little song,
MRS. BORG (who her son SY,
in the closet the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I have children here...
Don't you boys know any nice

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was rollin' by,
Heavy Metal 'n' Rock
Had caught the public eye,
Snotty with lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' then they got that Disco
'N' New came along
'N' all of a sudden I thought the
Had come for that old
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You will be dancin' to...

Scrutinizer:
The WHITE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. You'll it...

Well the years was by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Officer
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not joking around

Butzis:
We have the surrounded
If you yourself up
We not harm you
Or you neither

Mrs.
You'll see

Butzis:
This is the

Mrs.
they are, they're coming!

Officer
yourself up
We not harm you

Mrs.
Listen to mess, would you?

Officer
is the Police
Give up
We have the surrounded

Mrs.
this goes on around here!

Officer
We will not you, or maim you
(SWAT 4, move in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was nice boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was Joe's first confrontation The Law.
Naturally, we easy on him.
One of our counselors gave him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick closer to social activities.