Luyện nghe bài hát Joe's Garage

A old garage in a residential area with a teen-age band
in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRAL
SCRUTINIZER'S Presentation) sings to us of the trials and
of garage-band husbandry.

Central
We you now, to a garage, in Canoga Park.

Frank
(It it's own sauce...)

It wasn't very
There was enough room to cram the drums
In the over by the Dodge
It was a
With a mashed up
And a cheesy amp
With a sign on the said "Fender Champ"
And a second hand
It was a Stratocaster with a bar

At this point, (a guy who will eventually give up music and
earn a respectable living as a roadie for a called Toad-O)
in the song...

We could jam in Joe's
His was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was the same old song
In the afternoon 'n' sometimes we
it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n' too
So we get it wrong
All we did was the string like...
Hey!
Down in Joe's
We have no dope or LSD
But a coupla beer
Would fix it so the
not offend yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n'
Became a
We would play it 'n' again 'n' again
it sounded good to me
ONE TIME!
We jam in Joe's Garage
His was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was the same old song
In the 'n' sometimes we would
Play it all night
It was all we knew, and too
So we get it wrong
if you played it on a saxophone
We thought we was good
We talked about keepin' the band
'N' we that we should
'Cause this time we was gettin' the eye
the girls in the neighborhood
They'd all over 'n' dance around
like...

teen-age girls dash
in and go STOMP-CLAP,
STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...

So we out a stupid name
Had some printed up for a coupla bucks
'N' we was on our way to
Got matching 'N' Beatle Boots
'N' a on the back of the car
'N' we was ready to in a GO-GO Bar

ONE TWO FOUR
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT MORE!

seemed to like our song
They got up 'n' danced 'n' made a noise
An' it 'fore very long
A guy from a company we can't
we oughta take his pen
'N' on the line for a real good time
But he didn't us when
These "good times" be somethin'
That was really
So the broke up
An' it looks
We never play again...

Guess you only get one chance in
To play a song goes like...

(And, as the plays their little song,
MRS. (who keeps her son SY,
in the with the vacuum cleaner)
out the window...

Mrs.
it down!
it DOWN!
I have children here...
Don't you boys any nice songs?

(Speculating on the future)
Well the years was by, yeah
Heavy Metal 'n' Glitter
Had caught the public eye,
boys with lipstick on
Was really flyin' high,
'N' then they got Disco thing
'N' New Wave came
'N' all of a I thought the time
Had come for that old
We to play in "Joe's Garage"
And if I am not
You soon be dancin' to...

Scrutinizer:
The WHITE is
for and
only. If you
gotta or unload,
go to the
ZONE. love it...

Well the years was by (etc.)...

Mrs.
I'm THE POLICE!
I did it! be here...shortly!

Butzis:
is the Police...

Mrs.
I'm not around anymore

Butzis:
We have the surrounded
If you yourself up
We will not you
Or hurt you

Mrs.
see them

Officer
This is the

Mrs.
There they are, coming!

Butzis:
Give up
We will not you

Mrs.
Listen to mess, would you?

Officer
This is the
Give up
We have the garage

Mrs.
Everday goes on around here!

Butzis:
We not harm you, or maim you
(SWAT 4, move in!)

Mrs.
He cut my grass...
He was very boy...
DISGUSTING!!

Central
is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
That was first confrontation with The Law.
Naturally, we were on him.
One of our friendly counselors him
A do-nut...and him to
Stick closer to church-oriented activities.