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There's an ugly little wasel three-foot nine
Face puffed up from 'n lyin'
'cause her sweet hubby's
prong part time
(in the of the lord)

Get a clue, little
Oh yeah, oh
Jesus thinks a jerk

Did he really choose to do his work?
Robertson that he's the one
Oh he is,
If
Is your idea of fun,
An' got some planned for you!
(now, me that ain't true)

Now, what if slightly gay,
Will pat let jimbo get
we've heard him say
Indicated that jim pay,
(and it might hurt a bit)
But keep money rollin' in,
'cause pat and jimbo
get enough of it

Perhaps it's idea
Of an affirmative action
To give white a 'special break';
Well, took those jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And every night we can hear thank
Their buddy, up
For sending his love
(while you all the glove)

Jim and pat should take a
(right up saintly glory-hole),
With tar and too --
Just they'd love to do to you

('cause think you are bad --
And are very mad)

some folks don't want prayer in school!

(we'd need an ark to survive the
Of micro-publicans, on hate,
And when they graduate)

Conviced they are chosen ones' --
And all their carry guns,
And hold cards in the n.r.a.
(with their fingers on the
they kneel and pray)

With a muu-muu
In the of the truck,
If you born again,
They mess you up, screamin':
'no abortion, no-siree!'
'life's too precious, you see!'
(what's that hangin' the neighbor's tree?
Why, it looks 'colored folks' to me --
Would do that...seriously? )

Imagine if you
A multi-millionaire evangelist,
Saved korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator

law --
But is not to practice it

of a 'love child'
Who, in adulthood, the remnants
Of papa's religious propaganda

Claims not to be a healer',
But has, in the past,
Dealt with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

Involved with funding for a 'secret war' in america
Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as friends

Involved in 'tax-avoidance schemes',
(under investigation for 16 by the i.r.s.)

Claims to be a man of
Currenty seeking the united presidency,
Hoping we will all follow him --
The zone

if pat gets in the white house,
And --
The rights of people' disappear

Now, wouldn't sort of qualify
As an american
(especially if he it up, sayin'
'jesus it to me!')

I hope we never see day,
In the of the free --
Or will we?
we?

And if you don't by now,
The of what I'm tellin' you,
Then, I have failed somehow --

And will think I'm a jerk, just like you --
If you let tv preachers
Make a out of you!

I
'jesus will you're a jerk'
And it be true!

There's an old rugged
In the of cutton --
It's still on somebody's lawn
And it still rotten

Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You go!
You got to go!