Luyện nghe bài hát Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk

There's an ugly little wasel 'bout nine
Face puffed up from cryin' 'n
'cause her little hubby's
prong part time
(in the of the lord)

Get a clue, little
Oh yeah, oh
thinks you're a jerk

Did he really choose tammy to do his
Robertson says that the one
Oh he is,
If
Is your idea of fun,
An' he's got some for you!
(now, tell me ain't true)

Now, what if jimbo's gay,
Will pat let jimbo get
Everything heard him say
Indicated jim must pay,
(and it just hurt a bit)
But keep that money in,
'cause pat and naughty
Can't get of it

Perhaps it's idea
Of an affirmative action
To give white trash a break';
Well, they those jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And every we can hear them thank
buddy, up above
For sending his love
(while you all the glove)

Jim and pat should a pole
(right up each glory-hole),
With tar and too --
like they'd love to do to you

('cause they you are bad --
And are very mad)

'cause some folks want prayer in school!

(we'd an ark to survive the drool
Of micro-publicans, on hate,
And when they graduate)

Conviced are 'the chosen ones' --
And all their parents guns,
And them cards in the n.r.a.
(with their on the triggers
they kneel and pray)

With a muu-muu
In the of the truck,
If you ain't again,
wanna mess you up, screamin':
'no abortion, no-siree!'
'life's too precious, you see!'
(what's that hangin' from the neighbor's
Why, it looks like 'colored to me --
Would do that...seriously? )

if you will
A television evangelist,
from korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator

law --
But is not qualified to it

of a 'love child'
Who, in adulthood, hosts the
Of papa's religious propaganda

not to be a 'faith healer',
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything hemorrhoids to hurricanes

with funding for a 'secret war' in central america
Claiming ronald and oliver north as close friends

Involved in 'tax-avoidance schemes',
(under for 16 months by the i.r.s.)

to be a man of god;
Currenty seeking the united presidency,
we will all follow him into --
The zone

if pat gets in the white house,
And --
The of 'certain people' disappear

Now, that sort of qualify
As an american
(especially if he covers it up,
'jesus it to me!')

I hope we see that day,
In the of the free --
Or someday we?
we?

And if you don't by now,
The of what I'm tellin' you,
Then, surely I have somehow --

And jesus will I'm a jerk, just like you --
If you let tv preachers
a monkey out of you!

I
'jesus will think you're a
And it be true!

an old rugged cross
In the land of --
It's still on somebody's lawn
And it still rotten

Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You go!
You got to go!