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There's an ugly little wasel 'bout nine
Face puffed up cryin' 'n lyin'
her sweet little hubby's
Suckin' prong part
(in the of the lord)

Get a clue, shrew
Oh yeah, oh
Jesus you're a jerk

Did he really choose tammy to do his
Robertson that he's the one
Oh he is,
If
Is idea of family fun,
An' he's got some for you!
(now, tell me ain't true)

Now, what if jimbo's gay,
Will pat let get away?
Everything we've him say
Indicated that jim pay,
(and it just hurt a bit)
But keep money rollin' in,
'cause pat and naughty
Can't get of it

it's their idea
Of an affirmative action
To give white trash a break';
Well, took those jeezo-bucks and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And every night we can them thank
Their buddy, up
For sending his love
(while you all the glove)

Jim and pat take a pole
(right up saintly glory-hole),
tar and feathers too --
Just they'd love to do to you

('cause they you are bad --
And they are mad)

'cause some folks don't prayer in school!

(we'd need an ark to the drool
Of micro-publicans, on hate,
And 'jimbo-jimbo' when graduate)

Conviced are 'the chosen ones' --
And all their parents guns,
And hold cards in the n.r.a.
(with their fingers on the
When they and pray)

a ku-klux muu-muu
In the of the truck,
If you ain't again,
wanna mess you up, screamin':
'no abortion, no-siree!'
'life's too precious, you see!'
(what's that hangin' from the tree?
Why, it looks like folks' to me --
Would do that...seriously? )

if you will
A multi-millionaire evangelist,
Saved from korean duty by his father, a u.s. senator

law --
But is not qualified to it

of a 'love child'
Who, in adulthood, hosts the
Of papa's religious propaganda

Claims not to be a healer',
But has, in the past,
stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

Involved with for a 'secret war' in central america
Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as friends

Involved in 'tax-avoidance schemes',
(under for 16 months by the i.r.s.)

to be a man of god;
Currenty seeking the united presidency,
Hoping we all follow him into --
The zone

What if pat gets in the house,
And --
The of 'certain people' disappear

Now, that sort of qualify
As an tragedy?
(especially if he covers it up,
'jesus it to me!')

I we never see that day,
In the land of the --
Or someday we?
we?

And if you know by now,
The of what I'm tellin' you,
Then, surely I failed somehow --

And jesus will think I'm a jerk, just you --
If you let tv preachers
a monkey out of you!

I
'jesus will think you're a
And it be true!

There's an old rugged
In the land of --
It's still burnin' on lawn
And it still smells

Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You go!
You got to go!