Luyện nghe bài hát Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk

There's an little wasel 'bout three-foot nine
Face puffed up cryin' 'n lyin'
'cause her sweet little
Suckin' part time
(in the of the lord)

Get a clue, shrew
Oh yeah, oh
thinks you're a jerk

Did he really choose tammy to do his
Robertson that he's the one
Oh he is,
If
Is idea of family fun,
An' he's got some for you!
(now, tell me that true)

Now, what if slightly gay,
pat let jimbo get away?
Everything heard him say
Indicated that jim pay,
(and it might hurt a bit)
But that money rollin' in,
'cause pat and jimbo
Can't get of it

Perhaps their idea
Of an affirmative action
To white trash a 'special break';
Well, they took those and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And night we can hear them thank
buddy, up above
For sending down his
(while you all the glove)

Jim and pat take a pole
(right up saintly glory-hole),
With tar and too --
Just like love to do to you

('cause they you are bad --
And are very mad)

'cause some don't want prayer in school!

(we'd need an ark to the drool
Of micro-publicans, on hate,
And 'jimbo-jimbo' they graduate)

Conviced they are chosen ones' --
And all their carry guns,
And them cards in the n.r.a.
(with fingers on the triggers
When kneel and pray)

With a muu-muu
In the of the truck,
If you born again,
wanna mess you up, screamin':
'no abortion, no-siree!'
'life's too precious, you see!'
(what's hangin' from the neighbor's tree?
Why, it looks like folks' to me --
they do that...seriously? )

Imagine if you
A multi-millionaire evangelist,
Saved from korean duty by his father, a u.s. senator

law --
But is not qualified to it

Father of a child'
Who, in adulthood, hosts the
Of papa's religious propaganda

not to be a 'faith healer',
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes

Involved with for a 'secret war' in central america
ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends

Involved in suspicous schemes',
(under investigation for 16 by the i.r.s.)

Claims to be a man of
Currenty seeking the united presidency,
Hoping we all follow him into --
The twilight

if pat gets in the white house,
And --
The rights of people' disappear

Now, wouldn't that of qualify
As an american
(especially if he covers it up,
told it to me!')

I we never see that day,
In the of the free --
Or someday we?
we?

And if you don't by now,
The truth of I'm tellin' you,
Then, surely I failed somehow --

And jesus will I'm a jerk, just like you --
If you let those tv
a monkey out of you!

I
'jesus will think a jerk'
And it be true!

an old rugged cross
In the of cutton --
still burnin' on somebody's lawn
And it smells rotten

Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You go!
You got to go!