Luyện nghe bài hát Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk

There's an ugly little wasel 'bout three-foot
Face puffed up from cryin' 'n
'cause her sweet little
Suckin' prong time
(in the of the lord)

Get a clue, shrew
Oh yeah, oh
thinks you're a jerk

Did he really choose tammy to do his
says that he's the one
Oh he is,
If
Is your idea of fun,
An' he's got some for you!
(now, tell me that true)

Now, if jimbo's slightly gay,
Will pat let jimbo get
Everything heard him say
Indicated that jim pay,
(and it just hurt a bit)
But that money rollin' in,
'cause pat and naughty
Can't get of it

Perhaps their idea
Of an affirmative action
To white trash a 'special break';
Well, they took those and ran
To the bank! to the bank! to the bank! to the bank!
And every night we can hear thank
buddy, up above
For sending his love
(while you all the glove)

Jim and pat should a pole
(right up each glory-hole),
tar and feathers too --
Just like they'd to do to you

('cause think you are bad --
And are very mad)

'cause some folks don't prayer in school!

(we'd need an ark to the drool
Of micro-publicans, on hate,
And 'jimbo-jimbo' they graduate)

they are 'the chosen ones' --
And all their carry guns,
And hold cards in the n.r.a.
(with fingers on the triggers
they kneel and pray)

With a ku-klux
In the of the truck,
If you born again,
They mess you up, screamin':
'no abortion, no-siree!'
too precious, can't you see!'
(what's that hangin' the neighbor's tree?
Why, it looks like 'colored to me --
they do that...seriously? )

Imagine if you
A television evangelist,
Saved from korean duty by his father, a u.s. senator

law --
But is not qualified to it

Father of a 'love
Who, in adulthood, hosts the
Of religious propaganda program

Claims not to be a healer',
But has, in the past,
Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to

with funding for a 'secret war' in central america
Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as friends

in suspicous 'tax-avoidance schemes',
(under investigation for 16 by the i.r.s.)

Claims to be a man of
Currenty seeking the united presidency,
we will all follow him into --
The twilight

What if pat gets in the house,
And --
The rights of 'certain disappear

Now, wouldn't that sort of
As an tragedy?
(especially if he covers it up,
told it to me!')

I hope we never see day,
In the of the free --
Or someday we?
we?

And if you know by now,
The truth of I'm tellin' you,
Then, surely I have failed --

And jesus will I'm a jerk, just like you --
If you let tv preachers
Make a out of you!

I
'jesus will think you're a
And it be true!

There's an old cross
In the land of --
It's still burnin' on lawn
And it still smells

Jim and tammy!
Oh, baby!
You go!
You got to go!