Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

[People are so damn crazy up in Jason's

People call me a waste man, I haven't got a job (what a knob)

[He wanna get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze to sleep

All of my little brothers, call me a waste man
[Waste man, waste
Because I'm 27, and I'm down in the basement
man]
I'm so complacent, so I will here
They're banging on my door, but I won't 'em
I'm so lazy, the last few days I
Haven't seen daylight, haven't
And can say what they like, they just hate me
I never let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off)

They said I'm fat I to go to the gym
I don't be fat, I wanna be slim
Did a minute on the went for a swim
Little kids out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the changing

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you
I'm think to myself why is not as big
So I think thoughts so I can get it bigger
Beyonce, at me now I'm a killer
I said I'm not gay go away stop
I just a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, Jason]
What, what do you
just had a complaint]
off
[From a very valued
I piss off
[Sadly resulting in us revoking your
up I don't care
This is a gym
[Well, mate, leave, please]
It doesn't work, how do I it works
I'm fat, why am I still fat
go, please]
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a baby mum and a little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very very
I was very very drunk, I her lot of secrets
very drunk, I told her not to keep it
Anyway she had it, sorry had him,
His grandmother Karen, wanted to him Gavin
But I have it, I was working at Maplin
Gavin was my manager and I wanted to him
'Cause he wanted to me, 'cause I wanted to stab him
'Cause my liked him and she wanted to shag him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I could him
As a matter of fact he kinda looks Darren
I still got and this is how it happened

Some Nigerian guy Tunde
Who told me to call him Thomas for
Walked into the store, said he wanted to
At first I sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda showed me his
He brought a lot of stuff and he me to swine
But is a woman's car
[Shut up for my wife)
He would come in like fortnight
And buy the same iPod 4
Apparently he was the same thing with Tariq
Who the police my name when it happened (It was Jason)

Jason]

[We're from the Metropolitan Police department)
Police!
like ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I wanna get arrested
I wanna rest, I wanna
[Look, coming with me]
All my little smoke weed
[Oh my
Come and them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can till the world ends
And I ain't in a for a girlfriend
All I ever do is fail
'Cause all I do is tell them the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't wrong with that
switch I'm, just telling you a fact
Do you think you're
no]
Well
[I you!]
I most of them
I think that's how I lose most of
I don't want to get too close to
what happened to Elton in school
Elton was
But he had a that didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went ahead and her
off me!]
I think he's coming out of Feltham

My last was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who went in a cab
I her I'm rich
She took me to
And picked up this worth a grand
I went quiet like words my gran
'Cause that's too much to on a slag
I mean that's too much to on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my mobile

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she up with her man
gone]
And in need of a bang
[Come
I I'll be on a bus in a minute
She said "you better not in a minute"
I got prang and rushed to the
Excuse me, have you got anything for men ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He took me to the back of the
He gave me a spray, what's this
[Put a on the top just before]

Got to her house, clock 4
She's out, I'm wanting more
'Cause she's sore she went south
And I think she's saying she feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, loud
Are you saying you can't your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying where is this
What, you me to take your couch?
Look if you want to me, out
That's when she me, ouch
I think trying to kick me out
tell me if you wanna get me out
I'm