Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay

[People are so damn crazy up in world]

call me a waste man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob)

[He don't get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze back to

All of my little brothers, always call me a man
man, waste man]
Because I'm 27, and I'm down in the basement
man]
I'm so complacent, so I stay here
They're banging on my door, but I chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the last few I
Haven't seen daylight, shaved
And they can say they like, they just hate me
Cause I never let 'em have a go on my (piss off)

said I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I wanna be fat, I wanna be slim
Did a minute on the treadmill went for a
kids jumped out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the changing

Hi my name is and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but it's not you think
I'm to myself why is mine not as big
So I think dirty so I can get it bigger
Beyonce, at me now I'm a killer
I I'm not gay go away stop wishing
I just wanted a bit of competition

[Erm, sorry
What, do you want?
[We've had a complaint]
off
[From a very valued
I said off
[Sadly resulting in us your membership]
Shut up I care
is a crap gym
[Well, mate, just leave,
It doesn't work, how do I know it
I'm still fat, why am I fat
[Just go,
a shit gym
Sod off

I got a mum and a lovely little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very very
I was very drunk, I told her lot of secrets
very drunk, I told her not to keep it
Anyway she had it, had him, Darren
His Karen, wanted to call him Gavin
But I didn't have it, I was at Maplin
Gavin was my manager and I wanted to him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I to stab him
'Cause my girl liked him and she to shag him
a bit bigger, but I know I could have him
As a matter of fact he kinda looks Darren
I still got and this is how it happened

Some guy called Tunde
Who told me to call him Thomas for
Walked into the store, said he wanted to
At first I sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda showed me his
He brought a lot of stuff and he me to swine
But is a woman's car
up it's for my wife)
He would in like every fortnight
And buy the same iPod 4
Apparently he was doing the same thing with
Who the police my name when it happened (It was Jason)

[Hello

[We're from the Metropolitan fraud department)
Police!
[We'd ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I don't wanna get
I wanna rest, I wanna
[Look, you're with me]
All my little brothers weed
[Oh my
Come and arrest them, or they'll do

Bed
I can sleep till the world
And I ain't in a for a girlfriend
All I ever do is fail
'Cause all I do is tell them the true
If fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong with that
Don't switch I'm, telling you a fact
Do you think thin?
no]
Well
[I you!]
I most of them
I think that's how I lose of them
I don't want to get too close to
After what happened to Elton in
was cool
But he had a girlfriend didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went ahead and her
off me!]
I think he's just coming out of

My last girl was a WAG
[Hi!]
Who went in a cab
I her I'm rich
She took me to
And up this Gucci worth a grand
I quiet like words from my gran
'Cause that's too to spend on a slag
I that's too much to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my rang

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she split up her man
gone]
And she's in of a bang
round]
I said I'll be on a bus in a
She "you better not bust in a minute"
I got prang and rushed to the
Excuse me, have you got anything for men ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He took me to the of the store
He me a spray, what's this for?
[Put a little on the top before]

Got to her house, says 4
She's worn out, I'm more
'Cause sore she went down south
And I think she's she can't feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, speak
Are you saying you can't your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you where is this mouse?
What, you me to take your couch?
Look if you to kiss me, out
when she kicked me, ouch
I think she's to kick me out
tell me if you wanna get me out
I'm