Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

[People are so damn crazy up in world]

People me a waste man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob)

[He wanna get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze to sleep

All of my little brothers, always me a waste man
[Waste man, man]
I'm 27, and I'm living down in the basement
[Waste
I'm so complacent, so I will stay
banging on my door, but I won't chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the last few I
Haven't daylight, haven't shaved
And they can say what they like, just hate me
Cause I never let 'em have a go on my (piss off)

They said I'm fat I to go to the gym
I wanna be fat, I wanna be slim
Did a minute on the went for a swim
Little kids jumped out soon as I in
Now I'm in the room

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you
I'm think to myself why is not as big
So I dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger
Beyonce, look at me now I'm a
I said I'm not gay go away stop
I wanted a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, sorry
What, do you want?
just had a complaint]
off
[From a very valued
I piss off
[Sadly resulting in us revoking your
up I don't care
This is a gym
[Well, mate, just leave,
It doesn't work, how do I it works
I'm still fat, why am I fat
[Just go,
a shit gym
Sod off

I got a mum and a lovely little son
boy but his is mum is very very dumb
I was very drunk, I told her lot of secrets
Very very drunk, I her not to keep it
she had it, sorry had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him
But I didn't have it, I was at Maplin
was my manager and I wanted to slap him
'Cause he wanted to me, 'cause I wanted to stab him
'Cause my girl him and she wanted to shag him
a bit bigger, but I know I could have him
As a of fact he kinda looks like Darren
I still got sacked and is how it happened

Some guy called Tunde
Who told me to him Thomas for short
Walked into the store, said he to talk
At first I sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda me his nine
He brought a lot of stuff and he me to swine
But is a woman's car
[Shut up for my wife)
He would come in every fortnight
And buy the iPod 4 times
he was doing the same thing with Tariq
Who the police my name when it happened (It was Jason)

Jason]

[We're from the Metropolitan fraud department)
Police!
[We'd ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I wanna get arrested
I rest, I wanna sleep
[Look, you're with me]
All my little smoke weed
[Oh my
Come and arrest them, or they'll do

Bed
I can sleep till the world
And I in a rush for a girlfriend
All I ever do is them
'Cause all I do is tell them the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, nothing wrong with that
Don't switch I'm, just telling you a
Do you you're thin?
no]
Well
[I you!]
I abuse of them
I think that's how I lose of them
I want to get too close to them
what happened to Elton in school
Elton was
But he had a girlfriend didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went and felt her
off me!]
I think he's just coming out of

My last was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who went in a cab
I told her I'm
She took me to
And picked up Gucci worth a grand
I went quiet like words my gran
'Cause that's too to spend on a slag
I mean too much to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my rang

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She she split up with her man
gone]
And she's in of a bang
[Come
I said I'll be on a bus in a
She said "you not bust in a minute"
I got prang and rushed to the
Excuse me, have you got anything for men ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He took me to the back of the
He me a spray, what's this for?
[Put a little on the top before]

Got to her house, clock 4
She's worn out, I'm wanting
'Cause she's she went down south
And I think saying she can't feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, speak
Are you saying you can't feel your
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying where is mouse?
What, you want me to take your
Look if you to kiss me, out
when she kicked me, ouch
I think trying to kick me out
Just me if you wanna get me out
I'm