Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

are so damn crazy up in Jason's world]

People call me a man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob)

[He don't get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze to sleep

All of my brothers, always call me a waste man
[Waste man, man]
Because I'm 27, and I'm living in the basement
[Waste
I'm so complacent, so I will here
They're on my door, but I won't chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the last few I
Haven't seen daylight, shaved
And they can say what they like, they just me
Cause I never let 'em have a go on my (piss off)

said I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be
Did a on the treadmill went for a swim
Little kids jumped out soon as I in
Now I'm in the changing

Hi my name is and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but not what you think
I'm think to myself why is not as big
So I think dirty so I can get it bigger
Beyonce, look at me now I'm a
I said I'm not gay go away stop
I wanted a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, Jason]
What, what do you
[We've had a complaint]
off
[From a very valued
I said off
[Sadly resulting in us your membership]
Shut up I don't
is a crap gym
[Well, mate, leave, please]
It work, how do I know it works
I'm fat, why am I still fat
go, please]
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a mum and a lovely little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very dumb
I was very drunk, I told her lot of secrets
Very drunk, I told her not to keep it
Anyway she had it, had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, to call him Gavin
But I didn't have it, I was at Maplin
Gavin was my and I wanted to slap him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I wanted to him
'Cause my girl him and she wanted to shag him
a bit bigger, but I know I could have him
As a matter of fact he kinda like Darren
I still got sacked and this is how it

Some guy called Tunde
Who told me to call him Thomas for
Walked into the store, said he wanted to
At first I wasn't sure, but he was nice, to me
And he kinda showed me his
He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to
But is a woman's car
[Shut up for my wife)
He come in like every fortnight
And buy the same 4 times
Apparently he was the same thing with Tariq
Who told the police my name it happened (It was Jason)

Jason]

[We're the Metropolitan Police fraud department)
Police!
like ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I don't get arrested
I wanna rest, I sleep
[Look, you're coming me]
All my little brothers weed
[Oh my
Come and them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can sleep till the ends
And I in a rush for a girlfriend
All I ever do is them
'Cause all I ever do is them the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, nothing wrong with that
switch I'm, just telling you a fact
Do you think thin?
no]
Well
[I you!]
I abuse of them
I think that's how I most of them
I want to get too close to them
After what happened to Elton in
was cool
But he had a that didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went ahead and her
off me!]
I think he's just out of Feltham

My girl was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who everywhere in a cab
I her I'm rich
She took me to
And picked up this Gucci worth a
I went quiet like from my gran
that's too much to spend on a slag
I mean that's too to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my mobile

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She she split up with her man
gone]
And in need of a bang
round]
I said be on a bus in a minute
She "you better not bust in a minute"
I got prang and to the chemist
Excuse me, you got anything for men that ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He took me to the of the store
He gave me a spray, what's for?
[Put a little on the top just

Got to her house, clock 4
She's worn out, I'm more
'Cause sore she went down south
And I think she's saying she feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, speak
Are you saying you feel your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you where is this mouse?
What, you want me to take couch?
if you want to kiss me, out
That's she kicked me, ouch
I think she's trying to me out
tell me if you wanna get me out
I'm