Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay

[People are so damn crazy up in Jason's

People call me a waste man, 'cause I got a job (what a knob)

[He wanna get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze back to

All of my brothers, always call me a waste man
man, waste man]
Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the
man]
I'm so complacent, so I stay here
banging on my door, but I won't chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the last few I
Haven't seen daylight, haven't
And can say what they like, they just hate me
Cause I never let 'em have a go on my (piss off)

They I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I don't wanna be fat, I be slim
Did a minute on the went for a swim
Little kids jumped out soon as I in
Now I'm in the changing

Hi my name is and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but not what you think
I'm think to myself why is not as big
So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it
Beyonce, look at me now I'm a
I I'm not gay go away stop wishing
I wanted a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, sorry
What, do you want?
just had a complaint]
off
[From a valued client]
I said off
[Sadly resulting in us your membership]
up I don't care
This is a gym
[Well, mate, just leave,
It doesn't work, how do I know it
I'm still fat, why am I fat
go, please]
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a baby mum and a little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very dumb
I was very very drunk, I her lot of secrets
Very very drunk, I told her not to it
she had it, sorry had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, wanted to him Gavin
But I didn't it, I was working at Maplin
Gavin was my manager and I wanted to him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I to stab him
'Cause my girl liked him and she to shag him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I could him
As a of fact he kinda looks like Darren
I still got sacked and is how it happened

Some Nigerian guy called
Who told me to call him Thomas for
Walked into the store, he wanted to talk
At I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda me his nine
He brought a lot of stuff and he me to swine
But this is a car
up it's for my wife)
He would come in every fortnight
And buy the same 4 times
Apparently he was doing the same thing Tariq
Who told the police my name it happened (It was Jason)

[Hello

[We're from the Police fraud department)
Police!
[We'd ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I don't wanna get
I wanna rest, I wanna
[Look, you're with me]
All my brothers smoke weed
[Oh my
Come and them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can sleep the world ends
And I in a rush for a girlfriend
All I ever do is fail
'Cause all I do is tell them the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, nothing wrong with that
Don't switch I'm, just telling you a
Do you think thin?
no]
Well
[I you!]
I most of them
I think how I lose most of them
I don't want to get too close to
After what to Elton in school
Elton was
But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do things he to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he ahead and felt her
off me!]
I think just coming out of Feltham

My last girl was a WAG
[Hi!]
Who went in a cab
I told her I'm
She me to Harrod
And picked up this worth a grand
I went quiet words from my gran
'Cause too much to spend on a slag
I mean that's too to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my mobile

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she up with her man
[He's
And she's in need of a
[Come
I I'll be on a bus in a minute
She said "you not bust in a minute"
I got prang and rushed to the
Excuse me, have you got anything for men ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He took me to the back of the
He me a spray, what's this for?
[Put a little on the top just

Got to her house, says 4
She's out, I'm wanting more
she's sore she went down south
And I think she's she can't feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, loud
Are you saying you can't feel your
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying is this mouse?
What, you want me to your couch?
if you want to kiss me, out
That's when she kicked me,
I think trying to kick me out
Just me if you wanna get me out
I'm