Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay

[People are so damn crazy up in Jason's

People call me a waste man, I haven't got a job (what a knob)

[He don't get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze back to

All of my little brothers, call me a waste man
[Waste man, waste
Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the
[Waste
I'm so complacent, so I stay here
They're banging on my door, but I won't 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the few days I
Haven't daylight, haven't shaved
And they can say what they like, they just me
Cause I never let 'em have a go on my (piss off)

They I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I wanna be fat, I wanna be slim
Did a minute on the treadmill went for a
kids jumped out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the changing

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you
I'm think to myself why is not as big
So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it
Beyonce, at me now I'm a killer
I said I'm not gay go away stop
I wanted a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, Jason]
What, do you want?
[We've just had a
off
[From a very valued
I said off
[Sadly resulting in us revoking membership]
Shut up I don't
This is a gym
[Well, mate, leave, please]
It doesn't work, how do I it works
I'm still fat, why am I fat
[Just go,
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a baby mum and a lovely son
boy but his is mum is very very dumb
I was very drunk, I told her lot of secrets
Very very drunk, I her not to keep it
Anyway she had it, had him, Darren
His Karen, wanted to call him Gavin
But I have it, I was working at Maplin
Gavin was my manager and I to slap him
'Cause he to sack me, 'cause I wanted to stab him
'Cause my liked him and she wanted to shag him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I have him
As a matter of fact he kinda like Darren
I still got sacked and is how it happened

Some Nigerian guy called
Who told me to him Thomas for short
Walked the store, said he wanted to talk
At I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda me his nine
He brought a lot of and he told me to swine
But this is a car
[Shut up for my wife)
He would come in every fortnight
And buy the same 4 times
Apparently he was the same thing with Tariq
Who told the police my when it happened (It was Jason)

Jason]

[We're from the Metropolitan fraud department)
Police!
like ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I don't wanna get
I rest, I wanna sleep
[Look, you're with me]
All my little brothers smoke
[Oh my
Come and arrest them, or they'll do

Bed
I can sleep till the ends
And I ain't in a for a girlfriend
All I ever do is fail
'Cause all I ever do is tell the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing with that
Don't switch I'm, just you a fact
Do you think thin?
no]
Well
[I you!]
I abuse most of
I think that's how I most of them
I want to get too close to them
After what happened to in school
Elton was
But he had a girlfriend didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he ahead and felt her
off me!]
I he's just coming out of Feltham

My last was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who went in a cab
I her I'm rich
She took me to
And picked up this worth a grand
I went quiet words from my gran
'Cause too much to spend on a slag
I that's too much to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my mobile

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she up with her man
gone]
And she's in need of a
round]
I said be on a bus in a minute
She "you better not bust in a minute"
I got and rushed to the chemist
Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate
[Oh
He took me to the of the store
He gave me a spray, what's for?
a little on the top just before]

Got to her house, clock 4
worn out, I'm wanting more
'Cause she's sore she went south
And I she's saying she can't feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, loud
Are you saying you feel your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying is this mouse?
What, you want me to take couch?
Look if you to kiss me, out
when she kicked me, ouch
I think trying to kick me out
tell me if you wanna get me out
I'm