Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

[People are so damn up in Jason's world]

People call me a waste man, 'cause I got a job (what a knob)

[He wanna get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze back to

All of my little brothers, always me a waste man
man, waste man]
Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the
man]
I'm so complacent, so I will stay
They're on my door, but I won't chase 'em
I'm so lazy, the last few days I
Haven't daylight, haven't shaved
And they can say what they like, just hate me
Cause I never let 'em have a go on my (piss off)

said I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be
Did a minute on the treadmill for a swim
Little kids out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the changing

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at thing but it's not what you think
I'm think to myself why is not as big
So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it
Beyonce, look at me now I'm a
I said I'm not gay go away stop
I just wanted a bit of stiff

[Erm, sorry
What, what do you
[We've just had a
off
[From a valued client]
I said off
[Sadly in us revoking your membership]
Shut up I don't
This is a gym
[Well, mate, leave, please]
It doesn't work, how do I know it
I'm fat, why am I still fat
go, please]
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a mum and a lovely little son
boy but his is mum is very very dumb
I was very drunk, I told her lot of secrets
Very drunk, I told her not to keep it
Anyway she had it, sorry had him,
His grandmother Karen, to call him Gavin
But I didn't have it, I was working at
Gavin was my manager and I wanted to him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, I wanted to stab him
'Cause my girl him and she wanted to shag him
a bit bigger, but I know I could have him
As a of fact he kinda looks like Darren
I got sacked and this is how it happened

Nigerian guy called Tunde
Who told me to call him Thomas for
Walked into the store, said he to talk
At first I sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda showed me his
He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to
But this is a car
[Shut up for my wife)
He would come in every fortnight
And buy the same iPod 4
Apparently he was the same thing with Tariq
Who told the police my name it happened (It was Jason)

Jason]

[We're from the Metropolitan fraud department)
Police!
[We'd ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I don't wanna get
I wanna rest, I sleep
[Look, you're coming me]
All my little brothers smoke
[Oh my
Come and arrest them, or do murder

Bed
I can sleep the world ends
And I ain't in a for a girlfriend
All I ever do is them
'Cause all I ever do is tell the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, nothing wrong with that
Don't I'm, just telling you a fact
Do you think you're
no]
Well
[I you!]
I most of them
I think that's how I lose of them
I don't want to get too close to
what happened to Elton in school
Elton was
But he had a that didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went and felt her
off me!]
I think he's just out of Feltham

My last was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who everywhere in a cab
I her I'm rich
She me to Harrod
And picked up this Gucci a grand
I quiet like words from my gran
'Cause that's too to spend on a slag
I mean that's too much to on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my mobile

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she up with her man
gone]
And she's in of a bang
round]
I said I'll be on a bus in a
She said "you better not in a minute"
I got and rushed to the chemist
me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He took me to the back of the
He gave me a spray, this for?
a little on the top just before]

Got to her house, clock 4
She's out, I'm wanting more
'Cause she's sore she down south
And I think saying she can't feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, speak
Are you saying you can't your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you where is this mouse?
What, you want me to take your
Look if you want to me, out
when she kicked me, ouch
I think she's to kick me out
Just tell me if you get me out
I'm