Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

[People are so damn crazy up in Jason's

People call me a waste man, 'cause I got a job (what a knob)

[He don't get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze back to

All of my little brothers, call me a waste man
man, waste man]
Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the
man]
I'm so complacent, so I will here
They're on my door, but I won't chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the few days I
seen daylight, haven't shaved
And they can say they like, they just hate me
Cause I never let 'em a go on my PlayStation (piss off)

said I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I wanna be fat, I wanna be slim
Did a minute on the treadmill for a swim
Little kids jumped out soon as I in
Now I'm in the room

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but it's not what you
I'm think to why is mine not as big
So I think dirty so I can get it bigger
Beyonce, at me now I'm a killer
I said I'm not gay go away wishing
I just a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, sorry
What, do you want?
[We've had a complaint]
off
[From a very valued
I said off
[Sadly in us revoking your membership]
up I don't care
This is a gym
[Well, mate, just leave,
It doesn't work, how do I know it
I'm still fat, why am I fat
[Just go,
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a mum and a lovely little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very dumb
I was very very drunk, I her lot of secrets
Very very drunk, I her not to keep it
she had it, sorry had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, to call him Gavin
But I didn't it, I was working at Maplin
was my manager and I wanted to slap him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I wanted to him
'Cause my girl liked him and she wanted to him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I could him
As a matter of fact he looks like Darren
I still got sacked and this is how it

Some Nigerian guy called
Who told me to him Thomas for short
Walked the store, said he wanted to talk
At first I wasn't sure, but he was nice, to me
And he kinda me his nine
He brought a lot of and he told me to swine
But is a woman's car
up it's for my wife)
He come in like every fortnight
And buy the iPod 4 times
Apparently he was doing the same with Tariq
Who told the police my name when it (It was Jason)

[Hello

[We're from the Metropolitan Police department)
Police!
like ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go man, I don't wanna get arrested
I rest, I wanna sleep
[Look, coming with me]
All my little smoke weed
[Oh my
and arrest them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can till the world ends
And I ain't in a rush for a
All I ever do is fail
'Cause all I ever do is tell the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong that
Don't switch I'm, just telling you a
Do you think you're
no]
Well
[I you!]
I abuse most of
I think that's how I lose of them
I don't want to get too close to
After what happened to Elton in
was cool
But he had a that didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went ahead and her
off me!]
I think just coming out of Feltham

My last was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who went in a cab
I told her I'm
She took me to
And up this Gucci worth a grand
I went quiet like words my gran
that's too much to spend on a slag
I mean that's too much to on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my rang

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she split up her man
[He's
And she's in of a bang
round]
I said be on a bus in a minute
She said "you better not in a minute"
I got and rushed to the chemist
Excuse me, have you got anything for men that premature?
[Oh
He me to the back of the store
He gave me a spray, what's this
[Put a little on the top before]

Got to her house, clock 4
She's worn out, I'm wanting
'Cause she's sore she went south
And I think she's saying she can't feel her
Oi, Anna, loud
Are you saying you can't feel your
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying is this mouse?
What, you me to take your couch?
if you want to kiss me, out
That's when she kicked me,
I think she's trying to me out
Just me if you wanna get me out
I'm