Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

are so damn crazy up in Jason's world]

People call me a waste man, 'cause I got a job (what a knob)

[He wanna get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze to sleep

All of my little brothers, always call me a man
[Waste man, waste
Because I'm 27, and I'm down in the basement
man]
I'm so complacent, so I stay here
They're banging on my door, but I won't 'em
I'm so lazy, the last few days I
Haven't daylight, haven't shaved
And they can say what they like, just hate me
Cause I never let 'em have a go on my (piss off)

They said I'm fat I to go to the gym
I don't wanna be fat, I be slim
Did a minute on the treadmill went for a
Little jumped out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the room

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but not what you think
I'm to myself why is mine not as big
So I think dirty so I can get it bigger
Beyonce, look at me now I'm a
I I'm not gay go away stop wishing
I just a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, Jason]
What, what do you
just had a complaint]
off
[From a very client]
I said off
[Sadly resulting in us revoking membership]
up I don't care
This is a gym
[Well, mate, just leave,
It doesn't work, how do I it works
I'm still fat, why am I fat
go, please]
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a baby mum and a little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very dumb
I was very very drunk, I told her lot of
Very very drunk, I her not to keep it
Anyway she had it, had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, wanted to him Gavin
But I didn't it, I was working at Maplin
Gavin was my manager and I to slap him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I to stab him
my girl liked him and she wanted to shag him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I could him
As a matter of fact he kinda like Darren
I still got and this is how it happened

Some Nigerian guy called
Who told me to call him Thomas for
into the store, said he wanted to talk
At first I wasn't sure, but he was nice, to me
And he showed me his nine
He brought a lot of and he told me to swine
But this is a car
up it's for my wife)
He would in like every fortnight
And buy the same 4 times
Apparently he was doing the same thing with
Who told the police my name when it (It was Jason)

[Hello

[We're from the Metropolitan Police department)
Police!
like ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I wanna get arrested
I wanna rest, I wanna
[Look, you're coming me]
All my brothers smoke weed
[Oh my
and arrest them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can till the world ends
And I ain't in a for a girlfriend
All I ever do is fail
'Cause all I do is tell them the true
If you're fat fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong with that
Don't switch I'm, just telling you a
Do you think you're
no]
Well
[I you!]
I abuse of them
I think that's how I lose of them
I don't to get too close to them
what happened to Elton in school
Elton was
But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went ahead and her
off me!]
I think he's just out of Feltham

My last was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who everywhere in a cab
I her I'm rich
She took me to
And picked up this Gucci a grand
I went quiet like words my gran
that's too much to spend on a slag
I mean that's too much to on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my rang

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She she split up with her man
gone]
And she's in need of a
round]
I said I'll be on a bus in a
She said "you not bust in a minute"
I got and rushed to the chemist
Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate
[Oh
He me to the back of the store
He gave me a spray, what's this
a little on the top just before]

Got to her house, says 4
She's worn out, I'm wanting
'Cause she's she went down south
And I think she's she can't feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, loud
Are you saying you can't feel your
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying where is mouse?
What, you want me to take your
Look if you want to me, out
when she kicked me, ouch
I she's trying to kick me out
Just tell me if you get me out
I'm