Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

[People are so damn crazy up in world]

People call me a waste man, 'cause I got a job (what a knob)

[He don't wanna get out of

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze to sleep

All of my little brothers, always me a waste man
man, waste man]
Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the
[Waste
I'm so complacent, so I stay here
They're on my door, but I won't chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the last few I
Haven't seen daylight, shaved
And they can say what they like, they hate me
I never let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off)

They I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I wanna be fat, I wanna be slim
Did a minute on the treadmill for a swim
Little kids jumped out as I jumped in
Now I'm in the changing

Hi my name is and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but it's not you think
I'm think to why is mine not as big
So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it
Beyonce, at me now I'm a killer
I said I'm not gay go away wishing
I just wanted a bit of stiff

[Erm, sorry
What, do you want?
[We've just had a
off
[From a valued client]
I piss off
[Sadly resulting in us revoking membership]
Shut up I don't
This is a gym
[Well, mate, just leave,
It doesn't work, how do I it works
I'm still fat, why am I fat
[Just go,
a shit gym
Sod off

I got a mum and a lovely little son
boy but his is mum is very very dumb
I was very drunk, I told her lot of secrets
Very very drunk, I her not to keep it
she had it, sorry had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, wanted to call him
But I didn't it, I was working at Maplin
was my manager and I wanted to slap him
'Cause he wanted to me, 'cause I wanted to stab him
'Cause my girl him and she wanted to shag him
a bit bigger, but I know I could have him
As a matter of he kinda looks like Darren
I still got sacked and this is how it

Some Nigerian guy Tunde
Who told me to call him for short
Walked into the store, he wanted to talk
At first I sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda me his nine
He a lot of stuff and he told me to swine
But is a woman's car
[Shut up for my wife)
He would come in every fortnight
And buy the same iPod 4
Apparently he was doing the same thing Tariq
Who told the my name when it happened (It was Jason)

[Hello

[We're the Metropolitan Police fraud department)
Police!
like ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I wanna get arrested
I wanna rest, I sleep
[Look, coming with me]
All my little smoke weed
[Oh my
Come and arrest them, or they'll do

Bed
I can till the world ends
And I in a rush for a girlfriend
All I ever do is them
'Cause all I ever do is tell them the
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong with
Don't switch I'm, just telling you a
Do you think you're
no]
Well
[I you!]
I most of them
I think that's how I most of them
I don't want to get too to them
what happened to Elton in school
Elton was
But he had a that didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went and felt her
off me!]
I think just coming out of Feltham

My last was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who everywhere in a cab
I her I'm rich
She me to Harrod
And picked up this worth a grand
I went quiet like words my gran
'Cause too much to spend on a slag
I mean that's too to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my rang

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she split up her man
gone]
And she's in of a bang
[Come
I said be on a bus in a minute
She "you better not bust in a minute"
I got prang and to the chemist
Excuse me, have you got anything for men that premature?
[Oh
He me to the back of the store
He gave me a spray, what's for?
[Put a little on the top before]

Got to her house, clock 4
She's worn out, I'm more
'Cause sore she went down south
And I think she's saying she feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, speak
Are you you can't feel your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying where is this
What, you me to take your couch?
Look if you want to me, out
That's she kicked me, ouch
I think she's to kick me out
Just me if you wanna get me out
I'm