Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay

[People are so crazy up in Jason's world]

People call me a man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob)

[He don't wanna get out of

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze to sleep

All of my little brothers, always me a waste man
[Waste man, man]
I'm 27, and I'm living down in the basement
[Waste
I'm so complacent, so I will stay
banging on my door, but I won't chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the last few I
Haven't seen daylight, haven't
And can say what they like, they just hate me
Cause I never let 'em a go on my PlayStation (piss off)

They said I'm fat I to go to the gym
I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be
Did a minute on the went for a swim
kids jumped out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the room

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at thing but it's not what you think
I'm to myself why is mine not as big
So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it
Beyonce, at me now I'm a killer
I said I'm not gay go away wishing
I wanted a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, sorry
What, do you want?
just had a complaint]
off
[From a very valued
I piss off
resulting in us revoking your membership]
Shut up I care
is a crap gym
[Well, mate, leave, please]
It doesn't work, how do I it works
I'm fat, why am I still fat
go, please]
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a mum and a lovely little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very dumb
I was very drunk, I told her lot of secrets
Very very drunk, I told her not to it
Anyway she had it, had him, Darren
His Karen, wanted to call him Gavin
But I have it, I was working at Maplin
Gavin was my manager and I wanted to him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I wanted to him
'Cause my liked him and she wanted to shag him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I could him
As a of fact he kinda looks like Darren
I still got sacked and is how it happened

Nigerian guy called Tunde
Who told me to him Thomas for short
into the store, said he wanted to talk
At I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda me his nine
He brought a lot of stuff and he me to swine
But is a woman's car
up it's for my wife)
He would come in every fortnight
And buy the same iPod 4
Apparently he was the same thing with Tariq
Who told the my name when it happened (It was Jason)

[Hello

[We're from the Police fraud department)
Police!
like ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I wanna get arrested
I rest, I wanna sleep
[Look, you're coming me]
All my little smoke weed
[Oh my
Come and them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can sleep till the world
And I in a rush for a girlfriend
All I ever do is fail
'Cause all I do is tell them the true
If fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong with that
Don't I'm, just telling you a fact
Do you think thin?
no]
Well
[I you!]
I abuse most of
I that's how I lose most of them
I want to get too close to them
After what happened to in school
was cool
But he had a that didn't want to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he ahead and felt her
off me!]
I he's just coming out of Feltham

My last girl was a WAG
[Hi!]
Who went in a cab
I her I'm rich
She took me to
And picked up this Gucci worth a
I went quiet like words my gran
'Cause too much to spend on a slag
I mean too much to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my mobile

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she up with her man
gone]
And she's in need of a
[Come
I I'll be on a bus in a minute
She said "you better not in a minute"
I got and rushed to the chemist
Excuse me, you got anything for men that ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He me to the back of the store
He gave me a spray, what's for?
[Put a little on the top just

Got to her house, says 4
She's out, I'm wanting more
she's sore she went down south
And I think she's saying she feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, loud
Are you saying you can't your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying is this mouse?
What, you me to take your couch?
Look if you to kiss me, out
That's when she me, ouch
I think trying to kick me out
tell me if you wanna get me out
I'm