Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay

[People are so damn crazy up in world]

People me a waste man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob)

[He don't get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze to sleep

All of my brothers, always call me a waste man
man, waste man]
Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the
[Waste
I'm so complacent, so I will stay
They're banging on my door, but I chase 'em
I'm so lazy, the last few days I
Haven't seen daylight, haven't
And they can say what like, they just hate me
I never let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off)

They said I'm fat I to go to the gym
I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be
Did a on the treadmill went for a swim
kids jumped out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the changing

Hi my name is and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but not what you think
I'm to myself why is mine not as big
So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it
Beyonce, at me now I'm a killer
I said I'm not gay go away stop
I wanted a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, sorry
What, what do you
[We've had a complaint]
off
[From a very client]
I said off
[Sadly resulting in us your membership]
Shut up I don't
This is a gym
[Well, mate, just leave,
It work, how do I know it works
I'm fat, why am I still fat
go, please]
a shit gym
Sod off

I got a baby mum and a lovely son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very dumb
I was very very drunk, I her lot of secrets
very drunk, I told her not to keep it
Anyway she had it, had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, to call him Gavin
But I didn't have it, I was working at
was my manager and I wanted to slap him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I wanted to him
'Cause my girl liked him and she to shag him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I could him
As a matter of fact he looks like Darren
I still got sacked and this is how it

Nigerian guy called Tunde
Who me to call him Thomas for short
Walked into the store, said he to talk
At first I wasn't sure, but he was nice, to me
And he showed me his nine
He brought a lot of stuff and he told me to
But is a woman's car
up it's for my wife)
He would in like every fortnight
And buy the iPod 4 times
Apparently he was doing the same with Tariq
Who the police my name when it happened (It was Jason)

[Hello

[We're from the Metropolitan Police department)
Police!
[We'd ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I don't get arrested
I rest, I wanna sleep
[Look, coming with me]
All my little brothers weed
[Oh my
and arrest them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can sleep till the ends
And I in a rush for a girlfriend
All I ever do is them
all I ever do is tell them the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, nothing wrong with that
Don't switch I'm, just telling you a
Do you think thin?
no]
Well
[I you!]
I abuse most of
I think that's how I lose of them
I don't want to get too close to
After what happened to in school
Elton was
But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She no but he went ahead and felt her
off me!]
I think just coming out of Feltham

My last was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who went in a cab
I her I'm rich
She me to Harrod
And picked up this Gucci a grand
I went like words from my gran
that's too much to spend on a slag
I mean that's too much to on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my rang

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she up with her man
gone]
And in need of a bang
round]
I said be on a bus in a minute
She said "you not bust in a minute"
I got prang and rushed to the
Excuse me, have you got anything for men ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He me to the back of the store
He gave me a spray, what's this
[Put a little on the top before]

Got to her house, says 4
She's worn out, I'm wanting
'Cause she's she went down south
And I think she's saying she can't feel her
Oi, Anna, speak
Are you saying you can't your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying is this mouse?
What, you me to take your couch?
Look if you to kiss me, out
That's when she me, ouch
I she's trying to kick me out
Just me if you wanna get me out
I'm