Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

[People are so damn crazy up in Jason's

call me a waste man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob)

[He don't wanna get out of

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, back to sleep

All of my little brothers, call me a waste man
[Waste man, waste
Because I'm 27, and I'm living down in the
[Waste
I'm so complacent, so I will here
banging on my door, but I won't chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the few days I
seen daylight, haven't shaved
And they can say what like, they just hate me
Cause I let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off)

said I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I don't wanna be fat, I be slim
Did a minute on the treadmill for a swim
Little jumped out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the room

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but not what you think
I'm to myself why is mine not as big
So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it
Beyonce, look at me now I'm a
I said I'm not gay go stop wishing
I just wanted a bit of competition

[Erm, sorry
What, do you want?
[We've had a complaint]
off
[From a very client]
I piss off
[Sadly resulting in us revoking your
Shut up I care
is a crap gym
[Well, mate, leave, please]
It work, how do I know it works
I'm still fat, why am I fat
go, please]
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a mum and a lovely little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very dumb
I was very very drunk, I told her lot of
Very drunk, I told her not to keep it
she had it, sorry had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, to call him Gavin
But I didn't it, I was working at Maplin
Gavin was my manager and I wanted to him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I wanted to him
'Cause my liked him and she wanted to shag him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I could him
As a of fact he kinda looks like Darren
I still got sacked and this is how it

Some Nigerian guy Tunde
Who me to call him Thomas for short
Walked into the store, said he to talk
At first I sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda showed me his
He brought a lot of stuff and he me to swine
But this is a car
up it's for my wife)
He would come in every fortnight
And buy the iPod 4 times
Apparently he was the same thing with Tariq
Who told the police my name when it (It was Jason)

Jason]

[We're from the Metropolitan Police department)
Police!
like ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I don't get arrested
I wanna rest, I sleep
[Look, coming with me]
All my little smoke weed
[Oh my
Come and them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can till the world ends
And I in a rush for a girlfriend
All I ever do is them
'Cause all I do is tell them the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong that
switch I'm, just telling you a fact
Do you you're thin?
no]
Well
[I you!]
I most of them
I think that's how I lose most of
I don't want to get too to them
what happened to Elton in school
Elton was
But he had a girlfriend that didn't to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went and felt her
off me!]
I think he's just out of Feltham

My last girl was a WAG
[Hi!]
Who everywhere in a cab
I her I'm rich
She me to Harrod
And picked up this Gucci a grand
I quiet like words from my gran
'Cause too much to spend on a slag
I mean too much to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my mobile

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she split up her man
[He's
And in need of a bang
[Come
I said be on a bus in a minute
She said "you not bust in a minute"
I got prang and rushed to the
Excuse me, have you got for men that ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He took me to the back of the
He me a spray, what's this for?
[Put a little on the top just

Got to her house, clock 4
She's worn out, I'm wanting
'Cause she's sore she went down
And I think saying she can't feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, loud
Are you saying you can't feel mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you where is this mouse?
What, you want me to take couch?
Look if you want to me, out
That's she kicked me, ouch
I think she's to kick me out
Just tell me if you get me out
I'm