Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

are so damn crazy up in Jason's world]

People call me a waste man, 'cause I got a job (what a knob)

[He wanna get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, snooze back to

All of my little brothers, always me a waste man
[Waste man, man]
Because I'm 27, and I'm down in the basement
man]
I'm so complacent, so I will here
banging on my door, but I won't chase 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the last few I
Haven't seen daylight, haven't
And they can say what like, they just hate me
Cause I let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off)

said I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I don't wanna be fat, I wanna be
Did a minute on the treadmill for a swim
kids jumped out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the changing

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but it's not you think
I'm think to myself why is not as big
So I think dirty thoughts so I can get it
Beyonce, look at me now I'm a
I said I'm not gay go stop wishing
I just a bit of stiff competition

[Erm, Jason]
What, what do you
[We've had a complaint]
off
[From a valued client]
I piss off
resulting in us revoking your membership]
Shut up I care
This is a gym
[Well, mate, leave, please]
It work, how do I know it works
I'm fat, why am I still fat
go, please]
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a baby mum and a little son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very dumb
I was very very drunk, I her lot of secrets
Very drunk, I told her not to keep it
she had it, sorry had him, Darren
His grandmother Karen, to call him Gavin
But I have it, I was working at Maplin
was my manager and I wanted to slap him
'Cause he to sack me, 'cause I wanted to stab him
'Cause my girl liked him and she to shag him
a bit bigger, but I know I could have him
As a matter of fact he kinda looks like
I still got sacked and is how it happened

Some guy called Tunde
Who told me to him Thomas for short
into the store, said he wanted to talk
At I wasn't sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he showed me his nine
He a lot of stuff and he told me to swine
But is a woman's car
up it's for my wife)
He would come in every fortnight
And buy the same iPod 4
Apparently he was doing the same with Tariq
Who told the my name when it happened (It was Jason)

[Hello

[We're from the Metropolitan fraud department)
Police!
like ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I don't get arrested
I rest, I wanna sleep
[Look, you're with me]
All my little smoke weed
[Oh my
and arrest them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can sleep the world ends
And I ain't in a rush for a
All I do is fail them
'Cause all I ever do is tell them the
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong that
Don't I'm, just telling you a fact
Do you think you're
no]
Well
[I you!]
I abuse most of
I think how I lose most of them
I don't want to get too close to
After what happened to in school
Elton was
But he had a girlfriend that didn't want to do he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he ahead and felt her
off me!]
I think he's coming out of Feltham

My girl was a wannabe WAG
[Hi!]
Who went in a cab
I her I'm rich
She me to Harrod
And picked up this worth a grand
I quiet like words from my gran
'Cause that's too to spend on a slag
I mean that's too to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my mobile

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she up with her man
[He's
And in need of a bang
round]
I said be on a bus in a minute
She "you better not bust in a minute"
I got and rushed to the chemist
Excuse me, have you got for men that ejaculate premature?
[Oh
He me to the back of the store
He gave me a spray, what's for?
[Put a little on the top before]

Got to her house, clock 4
She's worn out, I'm more
'Cause she's sore she down south
And I she's saying she can't feel her mouth
Oi, Anna, loud
Are you saying you can't feel mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you where is this mouse?
What, you want me to take couch?
Look if you want to me, out
That's she kicked me, ouch
I think she's to kick me out
Just me if you wanna get me out
I'm