Luyện nghe bài hát Jason Waste

Hi my name is and I'm not gay

are so damn crazy up in Jason's world]

People call me a man, 'cause I haven't got a job (what a knob)

[He don't get out of bed]

Bed, up, tea, shower, eat,
Paste, wee, change, go, teas,
Alarm, back to sleep

All of my little brothers, always me a waste man
[Waste man, man]
Because I'm 27, and I'm down in the basement
[Waste
I'm so complacent, so I stay here
They're banging on my door, but I won't 'em
Cause I'm so lazy, the last few I
Haven't daylight, haven't shaved
And they can say what they like, just hate me
I never let 'em have a go on my PlayStation (piss off)

They I'm fat I need to go to the gym
I wanna be fat, I wanna be slim
Did a on the treadmill went for a swim
Little kids out soon as I jumped in
Now I'm in the room

Hi my is Jason and I'm not gay
I'm looking at your thing but not what you think
I'm think to why is mine not as big
So I dirty thoughts so I can get it bigger
Beyonce, look at me now I'm a
I I'm not gay go away stop wishing
I just wanted a bit of competition

[Erm, Jason]
What, do you want?
[We've had a complaint]
off
[From a very valued
I said off
[Sadly in us revoking your membership]
Shut up I care
This is a gym
[Well, mate, just leave,
It doesn't work, how do I know it
I'm still fat, why am I fat
[Just go,
It's a gym
Sod off

I got a baby mum and a lovely son
Lovely boy but his is mum is very dumb
I was very very drunk, I told her lot of
Very drunk, I told her not to keep it
Anyway she had it, sorry had him,
His grandmother Karen, to call him Gavin
But I didn't have it, I was at Maplin
Gavin was my manager and I wanted to him
'Cause he wanted to sack me, 'cause I to stab him
'Cause my girl him and she wanted to shag him
He's a bit bigger, but I know I have him
As a matter of fact he kinda looks like
I still got and this is how it happened

Nigerian guy called Tunde
Who me to call him Thomas for short
Walked into the store, said he to talk
At first I sure, but because he was nice, to me
And he kinda me his nine
He brought a lot of and he told me to swine
But is a woman's car
up it's for my wife)
He would in like every fortnight
And buy the same 4 times
Apparently he was doing the same thing with
Who told the my name when it happened (It was Jason)

Jason]

[We're from the Metropolitan Police department)
Police!
[We'd ask you a few...]
oink!
[Excuse
Oink, a pig
me?!]
Listen go away man, I don't wanna get
I wanna rest, I sleep
[Look, you're with me]
All my little smoke weed
[Oh my
Come and them, or they'll do murder

Bed
I can sleep till the world
And I ain't in a for a girlfriend
All I do is fail them
'Cause all I do is tell them the true
If you're fat you're fat, bitch, ain't nothing wrong with
Don't switch I'm, just telling you a
Do you you're thin?
no]
Well
[I you!]
I abuse most of
I think that's how I lose of them
I want to get too close to them
After what to Elton in school
was cool
But he had a girlfriend that didn't to do things he wanted to
do
[I no!]
She said no but he went and felt her
off me!]
I think he's just out of Feltham

My last girl was a WAG
[Hi!]
Who everywhere in a cab
I told her I'm
She me to Harrod
And picked up Gucci worth a grand
I went like words from my gran
that's too much to spend on a slag
I mean that's too to spend on a bag
As as we got to the till, I ran
you going?!]

Then my rang

It was my love, Ann
[Hi
She said she split up her man
[He's
And in need of a bang
[Come
I said be on a bus in a minute
She said "you not bust in a minute"
I got and rushed to the chemist
Excuse me, have you got anything for men that ejaculate
[Oh
He took me to the of the store
He gave me a spray, what's this
[Put a little on the top before]

Got to her house, says 4
She's worn out, I'm wanting
'Cause sore she went down south
And I think she's saying she can't her mouth
Oi, Anna, speak
Are you saying you can't your mouth?
[Mm mm mm!]
Are you saying is this mouse?
What, you want me to your couch?
Look if you to kiss me, out
That's when she me, ouch
I think trying to kick me out
Just me if you wanna get me out
I'm