Luyện nghe bài hát Introduction

Zappa
Garage

Desperate nerds in high offices all over the world been known
to enact the disgusting pieces of legislation in order to win
votes (or, in where they don't get to vote, to control
forms of mass behavior).

Environmental laws not passed to protect our air and
water... they were passed to get votes. Seasonal anti-smut
are not to rid our communities of moral rot... they are
conducted to give an of saintliness to the office-seekers who
demand them. If a few key are thrown into any speech (as the
advisors explain to these various heads of state) votes will
roll in, bucks roll in, and, most importantly, power will be
maintained by the groovy guy (or gal) who the most media
coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his in various
businesses do okay too.

All governments perpetuate themselves through the commission
of acts a rational person might find to be stupid or dangerous
(or both). Naturally, our is no exception... for instance,
if the President (any one of them) on TV and sat there with the
flag in the (or maybe a rustic scene on a little
backdrop, plus the flag) and stared sincerely the camera and
everybody that all energy problems and all inflationary
problems had been traced to and could be solved by the of
MUSIC, chances are that people would believe him and think that
the illegalization of this form of noise pollution would
be a small to pay for the chance to buy gas like the good ol'
days. No Never happen? Records are made out of oil. All those
big rock shows go from town to town in fuel 45 foot
trucks... and they get there, they use up enormous amounts of
electrical energy with lights, their amplifiers, their PA
systems... smoke machines. And all those synthesizers... look at
all the plastic they got in 'em... and the guitar picks... you
it...

JOE'S GARAGE is a stupid story about how the government is to
try to do away with music (a prime cause of mass behavior).
It's sort of like a really cheap kind of school play... the way
it might have been done 20 ago, with all the sets made out of
cardboard boxes and poster paint. It's also like those lectures
local narks used to give (where they you a display of all the
different you can get wasted, with the pills leading to the
leading to the needle, etc., etc.).

If the plot of the seems just a little bit preposterous, and
if the of The Central Scrutinizer enforcing laws that haven't
been passed yet you giggle, just be glad you don't live in one
of the cheerful little where, at this very moment, music
is either severely restricted... or, as it is in Iran,
illegal.