Luyện nghe bài hát Introduction

Zappa
Joes

Desperate nerds in high offices all over the world have known
to enact the most disgusting pieces of in order to win
votes (or, in places they don't get to vote, to control
unwanted of mass behavior).

Environmental laws not passed to protect our air and
water... they were passed to get votes. Seasonal anti-smut
are not conducted to rid our communities of rot... they are
conducted to give an aura of to the office-seekers who
them. If a few key phrases are thrown into any speech (as the
expert advisors explain to these various of state) votes will
roll in, bucks will in, and, most importantly, power will be
maintained by the guy (or gal) who gets the most media
for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various
businesses will do too.

All governments perpetuate themselves through the commission
of acts which a rational person might find to be stupid or
(or both). Naturally, our is no exception... for instance,
if the President (any one of them) went on TV and sat there the
flag in the background (or maybe a rustic on a little
backdrop, plus the flag) and stared into the camera and
everybody that all energy problems and all inflationary
problems had traced to and could be solved by the abolition of
MUSIC, chances are that most people believe him and think that
the illegalization of obnoxious form of noise pollution would
be a small price to pay for the to buy gas like the good ol'
days. No way? Never happen? Records are out of oil. All those
big rock go from town to town in fuel gobbling 45 foot
trucks... and when they get there, use up enormous amounts of
electrical with their lights, their amplifiers, their PA
systems... their machines. And all those synthesizers... look at
all the plastic they got in 'em... and the picks... you name
it...

JOE'S GARAGE is a stupid story about how the government is to
try to do away music (a prime cause of unwanted mass behavior).
It's of like a really cheap kind of high school play... the way
it might have been done 20 ago, with all the sets made out of
cardboard boxes and poster paint. It's also like those that
local narks used to give (where they you a display of all the
different ways you can get wasted, with the leading to the
weed to the needle, etc., etc.).

If the plot of the story seems a little bit preposterous, and
if the of The Central Scrutinizer enforcing laws that haven't
been yet makes you giggle, just be glad you don't live in one
of the cheerful countries where, at this very moment, music
is either restricted... or, as it is in Iran, totally
illegal.