Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have attention please
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up