Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have attention please
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up