Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up