Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have attention please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows down and up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up