Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up