Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have attention please
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up