Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up