Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have attention please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And expect them not to know a womens *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up