Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up