Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to britney
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont give a
With his down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up