Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn about a
of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up