Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have attention please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about your friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up