Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
it, lets all stand up