Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin her ass than before
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up