Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your attention
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up