Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have attention please
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of theyre gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up