May I your attention please May I your attention please Will the real slim shady please up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please up? Were have a problem here... 1} Yall act like you never a white person before Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin her ass worst than They first were sold her old furniture (scream) Its the of the "awww wait, no way, kidding He didnt just say what I he did, did he? " And dr dre said... Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha) women loved eminem Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though) Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose But no worse than whats going on in your parents Sometimes I get on tv and let loose, But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose "my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss" And thats the we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is By the they hit 4th grade, got the discovery channel dont they? We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals Who *rip* other people open canolopes But if we can hump dead animals and Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh) But if you feel like I feel I got the Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it ain) Im slim Yes Im the real All you other shadys are just imitating So wont the real shady... Please stand up, stand up, please stand up Im slim shady Yes Im the real All you other shadys are just imitating So the real slim shady... Please stand up, please stand up, please up 2} Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too You think I give a damn a grammy? Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me (but slim what if u win it be weird?) Why? so you guys can just lie to get me So you can sit me here next to spears christina aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to carson and fred durst And hear them argue over who she gave to first Little put me on blast on mtv (yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe) I download a audio on mp3 And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream) Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me So I sent in here to destroy you And theres a million of us just me Who cuss me Who just dont give a like me Who dress me Walk, and act like me It just be the next best thing But not me ain) 3} Im like a headtrip to to Cause Im only you Things you joke about your friends inside your living room The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all I get on the mic and spit it Wheather you to admit it Im than 90% of you rappers out there Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30 Ill be the only person in the home flirting Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im But this bag of viagra isnt working And every single person is a slim shady He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings Were in the lot circling I dont give a *f---* With his windows and system up So will the shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers on each up And to be proud to out of mind and out of control And one more time, as you can, how does it go? Ha ha Guess theres a slim in all of us Fuck it, lets all up