Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up