Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up