Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
whoopin her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up