Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I have attention please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first were sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who other people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up