Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I have attention please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who dont give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont give a
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up