Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im u might just give it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who like me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be false or coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont give a
his windows down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up