Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I get myself a bitchin' crown
And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael
I'd a castle and a bitchin' throne
And at night I'd go in the
In a big Hummer with a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I outlaw clothes for chicks
So you could see if the shaved their
Or if were hiding dicks
I'd lower the age
So kids could get drunk too
And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a ring
If I was the

be fuckin' nice right?

I'd knock all the schools
And put up licquor
And give boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I would outlaw common
Feed the to the wolves
And if you didn't like Steel you'd go to jail!

If I was the
I'd make beer the food
And you'd never have to take the out
If you happen to be a dude
You buy hand grenades at Starbucks
And take a shit on the street
And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to her sing
If I was the

Her comes the jester man!

And if the motherfucking didn't like it
I would them all to suck my dick
my dick
Suck my

masturbation
At every joint in the nation
And the minimum cup would have to be a double D
Oh
But if you were in a
You wouldn't have to use your
There'd be mandatory for guys like you and me!

If I was the
Fox would be my Queen
But I'd still fuck Christie
And any older than 16
I'd One Direction
And drop a nuke on the East
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to the sting
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the