Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I would get myself a crown
And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Starr
I'd have a castle and a bitchin'
And at I'd go in the town
In a big Hummer with a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I would outlaw for chicks
So you see if the shaved their pussies
Or if were hiding dicks
I'd lower the age
So little kids get drunk too
And I'd make it a fucking to wear a wedding ring
If I was the

That'd be fuckin' right?

I'd knock down all the
And put up stores
And free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I outlaw common sense
Feed the homeless to the
And if you didn't like Steel Panther go to jail!

If I was the
I'd beer the official food
And you'd have to take the trash out
If you happen to be a dude
You could buy hand grenades at
And take a shit on the street
And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to her sing
If I was the

Her comes the jester man!

And if the peasents didn't like it
I would tell them all to my dick
my dick
Suck my

masturbation
At every strip in the nation
And the minimum cup size would to be a double D
Oh
But if you in a band
You have to use your hand
There'd be blowjobs for guys like you and me!

If I was the
Megan Fox be my Queen
But I'd fuck Christie Brinkley
And any girl older 16
I'd One Direction
And drop a nuke on the East
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't to feel the sting
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the