Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I would get myself a bitchin'
And I'd make all the bitches me Sir Michael Starr
I'd have a castle and a bitchin'
And at night I'd go in the
In a big stretch Hummer a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I outlaw clothes for chicks
So you could see if the shaved their
Or if were hiding dicks
I'd lower the age
So little kids get drunk too
And I'd make it a fucking crime to a wedding ring
If I was the

That'd be fuckin' nice

I'd knock all the schools
And put up licquor
And give boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I would common sense
Feed the homeless to the
And if you didn't like Panther you'd go to jail!

If I was the
I'd beer the official food
And never have to take the trash out
If you to be born a dude
You could buy grenades at Starbucks
And a shit right on the street
And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to hear her
If I was the

Her the court jester man!

And if the motherfucking peasents didn't it
I would tell all to suck my dick
Suck my
my dick

Legalize
At every joint in the nation
And the cup size would have to be a double D
Oh
But if you in a band
You wouldn't have to use hand
There'd be mandatory for guys like you and me!

If I was the
Megan Fox be my Queen
But I'd still fuck Christie
And any girl than 16
I'd execute One
And drop a nuke on the Middle
But I'd take the oil so we wouldn't have to feel the sting
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the