Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I would get myself a bitchin'
And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael
I'd have a and a bitchin' throne
And at I'd go in the town
In a big stretch Hummer a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I outlaw clothes for chicks
So you could see if the shaved their
Or if were hiding dicks
I'd the drinking age
So little kids get drunk too
And I'd make it a fucking to wear a wedding ring
If I was the

be fuckin' nice right?

I'd knock all the schools
And put up licquor
And free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I would outlaw sense
Feed the to the wolves
And if you didn't like Panther you'd go to jail!

If I was the
I'd beer the official food
And you'd have to take the trash out
If you happen to be born a
You could buy grenades at Starbucks
And take a shit right on the
And I'd kill Perry so I wouldn't have to hear her sing
If I was the

Her the court jester man!

And if the motherfucking peasents didn't it
I would them all to suck my dick
my dick
Suck my

masturbation
At every strip in the nation
And the minimum cup size would have to be a D
Oh
But if you in a band
You have to use your hand
be mandatory blowjobs for guys like you and me!

If I was the
Megan Fox be my Queen
But I'd still fuck Brinkley
And any girl older 16
I'd One Direction
And drop a nuke on the Middle
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't to feel the sting
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the