Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I would get myself a bitchin'
And I'd make all the call me Sir Michael Starr
I'd have a castle and a bitchin'
And at I'd go in the town
In a big stretch Hummer a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I outlaw clothes for chicks
So you see if the shaved their pussies
Or if were hiding dicks
I'd lower the age
So little could get drunk too
And I'd it a fucking crime to wear a wedding ring
If I was the

That'd be nice right?

I'd knock all the schools
And put up stores
And give boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I outlaw common sense
Feed the homeless to the
And if you didn't like Steel Panther go to jail!

If I was the
I'd make beer the official
And you'd never have to the trash out
If you to be born a dude
You buy hand grenades at Starbucks
And take a right on the street
And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't to hear her sing
If I was the

Her the court jester man!

And if the motherfucking didn't like it
I would tell all to suck my dick
my dick
Suck my

Legalize
At every strip joint in the
And the cup size would have to be a double D
Oh
But if you in a band
You wouldn't to use your hand
There'd be mandatory blowjobs for like you and me!

If I was the
Fox would be my Queen
But I'd still fuck Christie
And any girl older 16
I'd One Direction
And drop a nuke on the Middle
But I'd take the oil first so we have to feel the sting
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the