Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I would get myself a crown
And I'd all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr
I'd have a castle and a bitchin'
And at I'd go in the town
In a big stretch with a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I outlaw clothes for chicks
So you could see if the shaved pussies
Or if were hiding dicks
I'd lower the age
So little could get drunk too
And I'd it a fucking crime to wear a wedding ring
If I was the

That'd be fuckin' nice

I'd knock all the schools
And put up licquor
And give free boobjobs to the and the whores
I would outlaw sense
Feed the to the wolves
And if you didn't like Steel you'd go to jail!

If I was the
I'd make beer the food
And never have to take the trash out
If you happen to be a dude
You could buy hand grenades at
And take a right on the street
And I'd kill Katy so I wouldn't have to hear her sing
If I was the

Her the court jester man!

And if the motherfucking peasents didn't it
I would tell them all to suck my
my dick
Suck my

Legalize
At every strip joint in the
And the minimum cup would have to be a double D
Oh
But if you were in a
You wouldn't have to use hand
There'd be mandatory blowjobs for guys you and me!

If I was the
Megan Fox would be my
But I'd fuck Christie Brinkley
And any girl older 16
I'd One Direction
And drop a nuke on the East
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't to feel the sting
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the