Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I get myself a bitchin' crown
And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Starr
I'd have a and a bitchin' throne
And at night I'd go in the
In a big Hummer with a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I would outlaw for chicks
So you see if the shaved their pussies
Or if they hiding dicks
I'd lower the age
So little kids get drunk too
And I'd make it a fucking to wear a wedding ring
If I was the

That'd be fuckin' nice

I'd down all the schools
And put up licquor
And give free boobjobs to the and the whores
I would outlaw common
the homeless to the wolves
And if you didn't like Steel you'd go to jail!

If I was the
I'd make beer the official
And you'd have to take the trash out
If you happen to be born a
You could buy grenades at Starbucks
And a shit right on the street
And I'd kill Katy so I wouldn't have to hear her sing
If I was the

Her the court jester man!

And if the peasents didn't like it
I tell them all to suck my dick
Suck my
Suck my

Legalize
At every strip joint in the
And the minimum cup size would to be a double D
Oh
But if you were in a
You have to use your hand
be mandatory blowjobs for guys like you and me!

If I was the
Megan Fox would be my
But I'd fuck Christie Brinkley
And any girl older 16
I'd execute One
And drop a on the Middle East
But I'd take the oil first so we have to feel the sting
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the