Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I get myself a bitchin' crown
And I'd all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr
I'd have a and a bitchin' throne
And at night I'd go in the
In a big stretch Hummer a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I would clothes for chicks
So you could see if the shaved their
Or if they hiding dicks
I'd the drinking age
So little kids could get too
And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a wedding
If I was the

be fuckin' nice right?

I'd knock down all the
And put up licquor
And free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I would outlaw sense
Feed the homeless to the
And if you didn't like Panther you'd go to jail!

If I was the
I'd make beer the food
And you'd never to take the trash out
If you happen to be born a
You could buy grenades at Starbucks
And take a shit on the street
And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't to hear her sing
If I was the

Her comes the jester man!

And if the motherfucking peasents didn't it
I would tell them all to my dick
Suck my
my dick

Legalize
At strip joint in the nation
And the minimum cup size would to be a double D
Oh
But if you in a band
You have to use your hand
There'd be blowjobs for guys like you and me!

If I was the
Megan Fox would be my
But I'd fuck Christie Brinkley
And any girl than 16
I'd One Direction
And drop a nuke on the East
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to feel the
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the