Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I would get a bitchin' crown
And I'd all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr
I'd have a castle and a throne
And at night I'd go in the
In a big stretch with a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I would outlaw for chicks
So you could see if the shaved their
Or if they hiding dicks
I'd lower the age
So little kids could get too
And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a wedding
If I was the

be fuckin' nice right?

I'd knock down all the
And put up licquor
And free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I would common sense
Feed the homeless to the
And if you didn't like Steel Panther go to jail!

If I was the
I'd make the official food
And you'd never have to take the out
If you happen to be a dude
You could buy grenades at Starbucks
And take a shit on the street
And I'd kill Perry so I wouldn't have to hear her sing
If I was the

Her comes the court man!

And if the motherfucking didn't like it
I would tell all to suck my dick
my dick
Suck my

masturbation
At strip joint in the nation
And the minimum cup size would to be a double D
Oh
But if you were in a
You wouldn't to use your hand
There'd be mandatory blowjobs for guys you and me!

If I was the
Megan Fox be my Queen
But I'd fuck Christie Brinkley
And any girl older 16
I'd execute One
And drop a nuke on the Middle
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to the sting
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the