Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I would get myself a crown
And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Starr
I'd have a and a bitchin' throne
And at I'd go in the town
In a big stretch Hummer a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I would clothes for chicks
So you see if the shaved their pussies
Or if they were hiding
I'd the drinking age
So kids could get drunk too
And I'd make it a crime to wear a wedding ring
If I was the

That'd be fuckin' nice

I'd down all the schools
And put up licquor
And give boobjobs to the strippers and the whores
I would common sense
the homeless to the wolves
And if you like Steel Panther you'd go to jail!

If I was the
I'd make beer the official
And you'd have to take the trash out
If you happen to be born a
You could buy hand grenades at
And a shit right on the street
And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't to hear her sing
If I was the

Her comes the court man!

And if the motherfucking peasents like it
I would them all to suck my dick
Suck my
Suck my

Legalize
At every joint in the nation
And the minimum cup size would to be a double D
Oh
But if you in a band
You wouldn't have to use hand
There'd be mandatory blowjobs for like you and me!

If I was the
Fox would be my Queen
But I'd still fuck Christie
And any girl older 16
I'd One Direction
And a nuke on the Middle East
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to the sting
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the