Luyện nghe bài hát If I Was the King

If I was the
I would get myself a bitchin'
And I'd make all the bitches me Sir Michael Starr
I'd have a and a bitchin' throne
And at I'd go in the town
In a big stretch with a hot tub and a bar

If I was the
I outlaw clothes for chicks
So you could see if the shaved their
Or if they hiding dicks
I'd the drinking age
So little could get drunk too
And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a wedding
If I was the

That'd be fuckin' right?

I'd knock all the schools
And put up licquor
And give free boobjobs to the strippers and the
I would outlaw common
the homeless to the wolves
And if you didn't like Panther you'd go to jail!

If I was the
I'd make the official food
And you'd never have to the trash out
If you happen to be a dude
You could buy hand grenades at
And take a shit on the street
And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't to hear her sing
If I was the

Her comes the jester man!

And if the motherfucking didn't like it
I would tell them all to my dick
my dick
Suck my

masturbation
At every strip joint in the
And the minimum cup size would have to be a D
Oh
But if you in a band
You wouldn't have to use hand
There'd be mandatory blowjobs for guys you and me!

If I was the
Fox would be my Queen
But I'd still Christie Brinkley
And any girl older 16
I'd execute One
And drop a nuke on the East
But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to feel the
If I was the
If I was the
If I was the