Luyện nghe bài hát If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd Have Baked A Cake

(Count is playing ominous on a piano)

Cookie: Hey Count, Count, woah, playing

Count: Ahh, Monster

Well, well, well...

Count: That's wells, ha ha ha

Cookie: Me no know you piano that good

Of course

Cookie: Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all about food! Ya, you play piano and me it? Here, ya, good...(Count resumes scary music)

Cookie: No, wait, not that. Here, like paper say- okay- real jumpy

Count: Ah, good

It all about food

Count: I will count the notes-- 88 wonderful piano notes. it Cookie Monster!

Okay...

If me you were coming
Me'd baked a cake (1 cake)
Baked a (2 cakes)
a cake (3 cakes)
If me knew you coming
Me'd have baked a (4 cakes)
ya do, how'd ya do, how'd ya do?
(3 ya do's)

If you me a letter,
Me would hire a (1 band)
Hire a (2 bands)
Hire a (3 bands)
If you dropped me a
have hired a band (4 bands)
And spread the mat for you
(Thank you much)

Now me don't where
You came (over there!)
And me know where
You've (I've been counting)
But it doesn't matter
a chair and fill your platter
And dig, dig, dig in (3 digs)

If me knew you were
Me'd baked a cake (1 cake)
a cake (2 cakes)
Baked a (3 cakes)
If me knew you coming
Me'd have a cake (4 cakes)
How'd you do, you do, how'd you do
(Three more you do's)

Now me don't where
You come from (I you, over there)
And me don't know where you
(Counting, of course)
But it doesn't matter
Grab a and fill your platter
And dig, dig, dig right in (3 digs)

If me you were coming
Me'd baked a cake (1 cake)
Baked a (that's 2 cakes)
Baked a (that's 3)
If me you were coming
have baked a cake (4 cakes)
How'd you do, you do, how'd you do?
(3 more you do's)
How'd ya do, you do, how'd you do?
(that's 9, 12 how'd you do's)
How'd you do, you do, how'd you do?
(Ah, 13, 14, 15 how'd you do's)

Cookie: You the piano so good

Ah, thank you very much

Cookie: Me sing so good, me cookie

Count: Ah, a little music (resumes playing)