Luyện nghe bài hát If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd Have Baked A Cake

(Count is playing ominous on a piano)

Cookie: Hey Count, Count, woah, stop

Ahh, Cookie Monster

Well, well, well...

Count: three wells, ha ha ha

Me no know you play piano that good

Count: Of

Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all about food! Ya, you play piano and me sing it? Here, ya, good...(Count resumes scary music)

Cookie: No, wait, not like that. Here, like paper okay- real jumpy

Ah, very good

Cookie: It all about

Count: I will count the notes-- 88 wonderful piano notes. it Cookie Monster!

Okay...

If me knew you coming
Me'd have a cake (1 cake)
a cake (2 cakes)
Baked a (3 cakes)
If me knew you coming
Me'd have baked a (4 cakes)
How'd ya do, ya do, how'd ya do?
(3 ya do's)

If you me a letter,
Me would hire a (1 band)
Hire a (2 bands)
Hire a (3 bands)
If you dropped me a
Me'd have a band (4 bands)
And the welcome mat for you
(Thank you much)

Now me don't where
You from (over there!)
And me don't where
You've been (I've counting)
But it doesn't matter
Grab a chair and fill your
And dig, dig, dig in (3 digs)

If me you were coming
Me'd would baked a (1 cake)
a cake (2 cakes)
Baked a (3 cakes)
If me knew you were
Me'd baked a cake (4 cakes)
you do, how'd you do, how'd you do
(Three more you do's)

Now me know where
You come from (I told you, there)
And me don't know you been
(Counting, of course)
But it really matter
Grab a and fill your platter
And dig, dig, dig right in (3 digs)

If me you were coming
have baked a cake (1 cake)
Baked a (that's 2 cakes)
a cake (that's 3)
If me knew you were
Me'd baked a cake (4 cakes)
How'd you do, you do, how'd you do?
(3 more you do's)
How'd ya do, you do, how'd you do?
(that's 9, that's 12 you do's)
How'd you do, you do, how'd you do?
(Ah, 13, 14, 15 how'd you do's)

You play the piano so good

Count: Ah, you very much

Cookie: Me sing so good, me cookie

Count: Ah, a little dinner (resumes playing)