Luyện nghe bài hát If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd Have Baked A Cake

(Count is ominous music on a piano)

Cookie: Hey Count, Count, woah, playing

Ahh, Cookie Monster

Well, well, well...

Count: three wells, ha ha ha

Me no know you play piano that good

Count: Of

Cookie: Oh, do me favor. Look- Me found terrific song-- it all food! Ya, you play piano and me sing it? Here, ya, good...(Count resumes scary music)

Cookie: No, wait, not like that. Here, like paper okay- real jumpy

Count: Ah, very

Cookie: It all food

Count: I will count the notes-- 88 wonderful piano notes. Sing it Monster!

Okay...

If me knew you coming
Me'd have a cake (1 cake)
Baked a (2 cakes)
Baked a (3 cakes)
If me you were coming
Me'd have baked a (4 cakes)
How'd ya do, how'd ya do, ya do?
(3 ya do's)

If you me a letter,
Me hire a band (1 band)
a band (2 bands)
Hire a (3 bands)
If you dropped me a
Me'd have hired a (4 bands)
And spread the mat for you
(Thank you much)

Now me don't where
You came (over there!)
And me don't know
You've (I've been counting)
But it doesn't matter
Grab a chair and your platter
And dig, dig, dig in (3 digs)

If me knew you coming
Me'd baked a cake (1 cake)
Baked a (2 cakes)
a cake (3 cakes)
If me knew you coming
Me'd have baked a (4 cakes)
How'd you do, how'd you do, you do
(Three how'd you do's)

Now me don't where
You from (I told you, over there)
And me don't where you been
(Counting, of course)
But it really matter
Grab a chair and fill your
And dig, dig, dig in (3 wonderful digs)

If me you were coming
have baked a cake (1 cake)
Baked a (that's 2 cakes)
a cake (that's 3)
If me knew you were
Me'd have baked a (4 cakes)
How'd you do, you do, how'd you do?
(3 more you do's)
How'd ya do, how'd you do, you do?
(that's 9, that's 12 you do's)
you do, how'd you do, how'd you do?
(Ah, that's 13, 14, 15 you do's)

Cookie: You play the so good

Count: Ah, thank you very

Cookie: Me sing so good, me deserve

Ah, a little dinner music (resumes playing)