I Wish I Looked A Little Better

Turn out the light, yeah, the light
And I might have a chance
I guess I look slightly worse
Than the elephant man

I wish I looked a little better
I wish I looked a little better

I went to high school
And majored in looking real bad
I got a real ugly mom
And a real ugly dad

I wish I looked a little better
I wish I looked a little better

Dress for success
That's what they say
I'm such a mess
That there just ain't no way

I know my breath is the sweetest
It really is great
But when I try just to kiss you
You say better wait

I wish I looked a little better
I wish I looked a little better

Dress for success
That's what they said
Give me some clothes
To slap over my head

I went to Balboa Island
And laid in the sand
I may be as ugly as sin
But at lest now I'm tan

I wish I looked a little better
I wish I looked a little better

I wish I looked a little better
I wish I looked a little better

Let's go