All You Ever Think About Is Sex

Think about the places
We've had our little fun
In the church at Christmas
Busted by that nun

Then in that museum
Beneath the mastodon
Stating our positions
On the White House lawn

All you ever think about is sex
All you ever think about exclusively
All you ever think about is sex
Alright with me

Say, do you remember
The Dodgers and the Mets?
Fifty thousand people
Saw us and turned red

I'm still not recovered
From Saturday's faux pas
When your father came home
Saw us and dropped dead

All you ever think about is sex
All you ever think about exclusively
All you ever think about is sex
Alright with me

All you ever think about is sex
All you ever think about exclusively
All you ever think about is sex
Alright with me

In a world of lovers
We don't love each other much
Fact is, we're too busy
To love each other much

All you ever think about is sex
All you ever think about exclusively
All you ever think about is sex
Alright with me

All you ever think about is sex
All you ever think about exclusively
All you ever think about is sex
Alright with me