Luyện nghe bài hát I'm Awesome

I don't need to be here for this
I'm going to keep the up

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life by
And I met all my friends

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away from a
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, called
I'm awesome, I can't to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my wall

You know my pants sag low, even
That went out of like ten years ago
Spose, I got the of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the

And I'm not the best
Physically the of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous, the awesomeness
The most obnoxious up at the sausage-fest

Oh yes, the are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a
I'm as as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my are purchased

Me? I'll never an actress, got too many back zits
my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's 'cause my sister wrote it

I'm awesome, no, not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my gone by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody
I'm awesome, I can't to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall, I'm

Check it out, I'm from Maine and I don't
(Nope)
And I can't ski, smoke but I can't roll blunts
me whipped by my wifey, my neck not icy
Eatin' at because Subway's pricey

And my unibrow's
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten
She's like, "For what? Blunt wraps and Heinekens?
You prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"

I'm like, mom, don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt
My sour but my futon's sweet
And the on my ass, it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, Taylor Swift
Can't tweet up on my 'cause I haven't done shit
Bank red, body un-groomed
The only good thing me is I'm off stage soon

I'm awesome, no, not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a of my life gone by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away from a
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy
And I talk to on my Facebook wall, I'm awesome

Furthermore, I'm cornier than ethanol, than provolone
I ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With an ego the size of Tim
Even though I got shit for brains like a

I'm serving lobster rolls
I spent a decade filling Optimals
And I'm not even the bomb in
On my game, I'm about as sexy as John McCain

Now put your hands up if you have
If you wouldn't man-up if there was a here
If you got dandruff, if you drink beer
I'm out of

I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, called
I'm awesome, I afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook

I'm