Luyện nghe bài hát I'm Awesome

I don't need to be here for this
I'm going to the headphones up

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, no, not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy
And I talk to myself on my wall

You know my pants sag low, even
That went out of like ten years ago
Spose, I got the of a cripple
I got biceps, getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically I'm not the
Physically the opposite of Randy and yet
So preposterous, the awesomeness
The most guest up at the sausage-fest

Oh yes, the girls are
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a
I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Curtis
All my are bitten and all my verses are purchased

Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back
my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is promoted
And if you like this 'cause my little sister wrote it

I'm awesome, no, not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life by
And I met all my friends

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, called
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy
And I to myself on my Facebook wall, I'm awesome

Check it out, I'm Maine and I don't hunt
(Nope)
And I can't ski, weed but I can't roll blunts
Find me by my wifey, my neck not icy
Eatin' at McDonalds because Subway's

And my unibrow's
Just my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like, "For what? Blunt wraps and Heinekens?
You skinny prick, go get a gym and vitamins"

I'm like, mom, don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Steve
My attitude's sour but my futon's
And the on my ass, it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor
Can't tweet up on my twitter 'cause I haven't shit
account red, body un-groomed
The only good thing about me is I'm off stage

I'm awesome, no, not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life by
And I met all my friends

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away a brawl
I'm awesome, no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy
And I to myself on my Facebook wall, I'm awesome

Furthermore, I'm than ethanol, cheesier than provolone
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor
With an ego the size of Tim
Even though I got shit for like a blumpkin

I'm twenty-four serving rolls
Because I spent a decade Optimals
And I'm not even the bomb in
On my game, I'm only about as sexy as John

Now put your hands up if you have
If you wouldn't man-up if there was a here
If you got dandruff, if you drink light
I'm out of

I'm awesome, no, not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a of my life gone by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to on my Facebook wall

I'm