Luyện nghe bài hát I'm Awesome

I don't need to be here for this
I'm to keep the headphones up

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a of my life gone by
And I met all my friends

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away from a
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody
I'm awesome, I afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook

You know my sag low, even though
That went out of like ten years ago
Spose, I got the swagger of a
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the

And lyrically I'm not the
Physically the opposite of Randy and yet
So preposterous, feel the
The most guest up at the sausage-fest

Oh yes, the are repulsed
So I hide in my like I'm joining a cult
I'm as as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are

Me? I'll never date an actress, got too back zits
my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is promoted
And if you like this it's my little sister wrote it

I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, lie
I'm awesome, I'm around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my gone by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, called
I'm awesome, I can't to buy eight-balls
And I talk to on my Facebook wall, I'm awesome

Check it out, I'm Maine and I don't hunt
(Nope)
And I can't ski, smoke weed but I can't roll
me whipped by my wifey, my neck not icy
Eatin' at McDonalds Subway's pricey

And my unibrow's
asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like, "For what? wraps and some Heinekens?
You skinny prick, go get a gym and vitamins"

I'm like, mom, don't blame it on me
I got my bad from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
My sour but my futon's sweet
And the hair on my ass, it is

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor
Can't tweet up on my twitter I haven't done shit
Bank account red, un-groomed
The only good about me is I'm off stage soon

I'm awesome, no, not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a of my life gone by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, called
I'm awesome, I can't to buy eight-balls
And I talk to on my Facebook wall, I'm awesome

Furthermore, I'm than ethanol, cheesier than provolone
I ages eight to ten living in a motor home
With an ego the of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for like a blumpkin

I'm twenty-four lobster rolls
I spent a decade filling Optimals
And I'm not even the in Maine
On my game, I'm only about as as John McCain

Now put your up if you have nightmares
If you wouldn't man-up if there was a fight
If you got dandruff, if you light beer
I'm out of

I'm awesome, no, not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life by
And I met all my friends

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy
And I talk to on my Facebook wall

I'm