Luyện nghe bài hát I'm Awesome

I don't need to be here for this
I'm to keep the headphones up

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my ride
I'm awesome, a of my life gone by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, called
I'm awesome, I afford to buy eight-balls
And I to myself on my Facebook wall

You know my pants sag low, even
That went out of style ten years ago
Spose, I got the of a cripple
I got little biceps, fatter in the middle

And lyrically I'm not the
Physically the opposite of Moss and yet
So preposterous, feel the
The most guest up at the sausage-fest

Oh yes, the girls are
So I hide in my hood I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty
All my writtens are and all my verses are purchased

Me? never date an actress, got too many back zits
Plus my whole is cat piss
Every I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this 'cause my little sister wrote it

I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my gone by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away a brawl
I'm awesome, no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I afford to buy eight-balls
And I to myself on my Facebook wall, I'm awesome

Check it out, I'm from Maine and I hunt
(Nope)
And I can't ski, smoke weed but I can't blunts
me whipped by my wifey, my neck not icy
Eatin' at because Subway's pricey

And my plucked
Just my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like, "For what? wraps and some Heinekens?
You skinny prick, go get a gym and vitamins"

I'm like, mom, don't blame it on me
I got my bad from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
My attitude's sour but my sweet
And the hair on my ass, it is

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor
Can't tweet up on my twitter 'cause I haven't shit
account red, body un-groomed
The only good thing about me is I'm off soon

I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my gone by
And I met all my online

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I can't to buy eight-balls
And I talk to on my Facebook wall, I'm awesome

Furthermore, I'm cornier than ethanol, cheesier than
I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor
an ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even I got shit for brains like a blumpkin

I'm twenty-four lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling
And I'm not the bomb in Maine
On my game, I'm only about as as John McCain

Now put hands up if you have nightmares
If you wouldn't man-up if there was a here
If you got dandruff, if you drink light
I'm out of

I'm awesome, no, not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life by
And I met all my friends

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, I will run away a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, called
I'm awesome, I can't to buy eight-balls
And I to myself on my Facebook wall

I'm