Well all, Pickering, I'm an ordinary man, who desires nothing than just an ordinary chance to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely he wants. An man am I, of no eccentric whim, who likes to live his life of strife, doing he thinks is best for him. an ordinary man... BUT, Let a woman in your life and your is through. She'll redecorate your from the cellar to the dome, then go on to the enthralling fun of you. Let a woman in your life and you're up a wall. a plan and you will find she has else in mind, and so than do either, you do something else neither likes at all. You want to talk of or Milton, she only to talk of love. You go to see a play or and spend it for her glove. Let a in your life and you eternal strife, Let buy their wedding bands for those little hands; I'd be equally as willing for a to be drilling than to let a woman in my life. I'm a very man, even and good-natured, whom you hear complain, who has the milk of human by the quart in vein. A patient man am I, to my fingertips, the sort who never could, would, let an insulting remark his lips Just a very man. But let a woman in life, and hasn't got a chance. She beg you for advice, your reply will be concise, and she will listen nicely, then go out and do what she wants! You are a man of and polish, who spoke above a hush. Now at you're using language would make a sailor blush! Let a woman in life and plunging in a knife! Let the others of my sex tie the knot their necks, I prefer a new edition of the Inquisition than to ever let a in my life. I'm a quiet man, who prefers to spend the evening in the of his room, who likes an as restful as an tomb. A pensive man am I, of joys, who to meditate, contemplate, for humanity's mad inhuman noise. Just a quiet man. But, let a woman in your life, and your is through. In a line that never ends an army of her friends, to jabber and to chatter and to tell her what the matter is YOU! She'll have a booming, boisterous who will on you en masse. She'll have a Wagnerian mother, with a voice that glass. Let a woman in life, Let a woman in life, I shall let a woman in my life.