Well all, Pickering, I'm an ordinary man, who desires nothing more than just an chance to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely he wants. An man am I, of no eccentric whim, who likes to live his life of strife, doing whatever he thinks is for him. Just an man... BUT, Let a woman in life and your serenity is through. She'll redecorate your from the cellar to the dome, then go on to the fun of overhauling you. Let a woman in your life and you're up a wall. Make a plan and you find she has else in mind, and so than do either, you do something else that neither at all. You want to of Keats or Milton, she only to talk of love. You go to see a play or and it searching for her glove. Let a in your life and you invite strife, Let them buy their bands for those anxious little I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be to ever let a woman in my life. I'm a gentle man, tempered and good-natured, whom you hear complain, who has the of human kindness by the quart in vein. A patient man am I, to my fingertips, the who never could, ever would, let an insulting remark his lips Just a very man. But let a woman in life, and hasn't got a chance. She will beg you for advice, your reply be concise, and she listen very nicely, then go out and do precisely she wants! You are a man of and polish, who never above a hush. Now at you're using language that make a sailor blush! Let a woman in your and plunging in a knife! Let the others of my sex tie the knot their necks, I prefer a new edition of the Inquisition than to ever let a in my life. I'm a quiet man, who prefers to spend the evening in the of his room, who an atmosphere as restful as an tomb. A man am I, of philosophic joys, who to meditate, contemplate, free for mad inhuman noise. Just a living man. But, let a woman in your life, and your is through. In a line that ends comes an army of her friends, to jabber and to chatter and to tell her what the matter is YOU! She'll a booming, boisterous family who descend on you en masse. have a large Wagnerian mother, with a voice that glass. Let a in your life, Let a woman in life, I shall never let a in my life.