Well all, Pickering, I'm an ordinary man, who desires nothing more than just an chance to live exactly as he likes, and do precisely he wants. An man am I, of no eccentric whim, who likes to live his life of strife, doing he thinks is best for him. an ordinary man... BUT, Let a woman in your life and serenity is through. She'll your home from the cellar to the dome, then go on to the enthralling fun of you. Let a woman in your and you're up against a wall. Make a and you will find she has something in mind, and so rather than do either, you do something that neither at all. You want to of Keats or Milton, she wants to talk of love. You go to see a play or and it searching for her glove. Let a in your life and you invite strife, Let them buy wedding bands for those little hands; I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be than to ever let a in my life. I'm a gentle man, tempered and good-natured, whom you hear complain, who has the of human kindness by the quart in vein. A patient man am I, to my fingertips, the sort who never could, would, let an remark escape his lips Just a gentle man. But let a woman in life, and hasn't got a chance. She will beg you for advice, your will be concise, and she listen very nicely, then go out and do precisely she wants! You are a man of and polish, who never spoke a hush. Now at once you're language would make a sailor blush! Let a in your life and you're in a knife! Let the others of my sex tie the knot their necks, I prefer a new of the Spanish Inquisition to ever let a woman in my life. I'm a quiet man, who prefers to spend the in the silence of his room, who an atmosphere as restful as an tomb. A man am I, of philosophic joys, who to meditate, contemplate, free for humanity's mad noise. Just a living man. But, let a in your life, and your sabbatical is through. In a that never ends comes an army of her friends, to jabber and to chatter and to tell her the matter is with YOU! She'll have a booming, family who descend on you en masse. She'll have a Wagnerian mother, with a voice that glass. Let a woman in life, Let a in your life, I never let a woman in my life.