Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white slob
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an average house a nice hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that just ain't
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna drive around in baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cake
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pissed off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it