Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the container right out the side
And ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
They can have a big democracy walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why you just shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it