Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the ultrafast
While people behind me are going

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're right they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my with the American flag
And then I'm gonna the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

Well multiple that by 15 million
how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it