Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your average suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an average house with a nice floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes just ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna drive around in baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable containers
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

Well multiple that by 15 times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it