Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American beat
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an average house a nice hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down grease ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big cake walk
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for
gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 times
how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it