Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average white slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes that just ain't
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when they me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking quarter pounder
burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
They can have a big democracy cake
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it won't make a lick of
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not
He's frozen and as as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and gonna be pretty pissed off
You know Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it