Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average white slob
I like football and and books about war

I've got an average house a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking down grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty off
You know Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it