Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American hearts
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books war

got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes that just ain't
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
and raving and carrying on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down pounder
burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball

I'm gonna wipe my with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can all the democracy they want
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of square

And it won't a lick of difference
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it