Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to a song about the American Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your average white slob
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an average with a nice hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can have a big democracy cake
Right through the middle of square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it