Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, down quarter pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the
And there a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can have a big cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

Well that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it