Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average suburbanite slob
I like and porno and books about war

I've got an average house a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I be singing this song
and raving and carrying on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink with hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can have a big democracy cake
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever a cold shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it