Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to a song about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American hearts
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I like football and and books about war

I've got an average with a nice hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes that ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
handicapped people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those ball burgers

I'm gonna my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big cake walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold

Well multiple that by 15 million
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why you just shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it