Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song the American Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite
I like football and porno and about war

I've got an average with a nice hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the ultrafast
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable containers
And I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can have a big democracy cake
Right through the middle of square

And it won't make a lick of
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million
how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it