Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to a song about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk in the summertime saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my with the American flag
And I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the they want
They can a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for
We're gonna thaw out the and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why you just shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it