Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your average suburbanite slob
I like football and and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes just ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
While behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it won't make a lick of
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it