Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books war

I've got an average house with a nice floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a cigar

But sometimes just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the lane
While people behind me are insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use toilets and piss on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when they me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm gonna drive around in baby at 115 mph

one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it