Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to a song about the American Dream
me, about you, the way our American hearts beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your average white slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But sometimes that just enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the summertime
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado
Hot pink whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do it
You know why? we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons,
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we the cure for cancer
gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it