Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American
About me, about you, the way our American beat
Down in the of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe the cockles
in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe with a job
I'm your white suburbanite slob
I football and porno and books about war

got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that ain't enough
To keep a man me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, gotta go out and have fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive really slow in the ultrafast
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public and piss on the seat
I around in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped
While handicapped people make handicapped

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe they're right when tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm done sucking down those ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And then I'm toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy want
They can have a big cake walk
through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? Wayne's not dead
He's and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a shower?

Well multiple that by 15 times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an and proud of it