Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd like to a song about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American hearts
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the of our hearts, maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that ain't enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone else's
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
people behind me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I walk in the summertime saying
"How this heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I be singing this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

You know what I'm do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights,
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter
Cheese from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking down grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth the American flag
And then I'm gonna the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned anybody can do about it
You know Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cake
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

multiple that by 15 million times
That's how off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive to Texas
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut-up and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung tum a fung tum a fling chum
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it