Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American hearts
Down in the of our chests, about the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books war

got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My on my table and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just enough
To keep a man like me
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and fun
At someone expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I drive slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and on the seat
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in spaces
While handicapped people handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be this song
Ranting and and carrying on
Maybe they're when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam
And when I'm done sucking down those grease burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the flag
And I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, why

Two words, nuclear weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to
(Hey, you you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just and sing the song pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it