Luyện nghe bài hát I'm An Asshole

Folks, I'd to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you, the way our American beat
Down in the bottom of our chests, the special feeling

We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the
Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the
Maybe in the kidneys, maybe in the colon, we don't know

I'm just a regular Joe a regular job
I'm your average suburbanite slob
I football and porno and books about war

I've got an average with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my and my car
My feet on my table and a Cuban

But that just ain't enough
To a man like me interested
(Oh no)
No way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've go out and have fun
At else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people me are going insane

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the
I walk around in the saying
"How about heat?"

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

I park in handicapped spaces
While people make handicapped faces

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's a real asshole)

Maybe I be singing this song
Ranting and raving and on
Maybe right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the biggest asshole)

You what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old
Non-biodegradable containers
And when I'm sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container out the side
And there ain't a goddamned anybody can do about it
You why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany,
They can have all the democracy they
They can have a big democracy walk
Right the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John not dead
He's frozen and as as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you taken a cold shower?

Well that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the gonna be
I'm get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee
(Hey)
And Sam
(Hey)
And a of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the pal

I'm an
(He's an asshole, an asshole)
I'm an
(He's the world's asshole)

A S S H O L E,
A S S H O L E

Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling
Ooh, ooh

I'm an asshole and of it