Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! Stop doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style ya used to
I look funny - but yo I'm money, see
So yo world I hope ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in
And my sound's laid down by the
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya
So just let me introduce
My name is Humpty, with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to thee
I'm tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos me
I like to rhyme, I my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
But sometimes I get
I'll eat up all your crackers and your
Hey yo fat girl, come here are ya
Yeah, I ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the
I once got in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't me
I'm still getting in the girls'
And I got my own dance

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really lookin'"
That's all right cause I get cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not
Big like a pickle, I'm getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in
Both how I'm living and my is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow Cupid
I use a that don't mean nothing, like looptid
I on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
Also ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give a chance
And now I'm do my dance

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
Let me ya a little bit about this dance
It's easy to do--check it out

First I limp to the like my leg was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda like I was
Crazy wack
People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right cause my body's in
It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion
can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty my name
No two will do it the same
Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking,
Jig around, shaking ya
And a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
him step off, I'm doing the Hump

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Hump, just keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

get stoopid!