Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! Stop whatcha doin', I'm about to ruin
The image and the style ya used to
I look - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in
And my laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
So just let me myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump
I'm tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos me
I to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I my oatmeal lumpy
I'm wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls the boom
I once got busy in a King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to thee
They say I'm ugly but it don't faze me
I'm still getting in the pants
And I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right cause I get cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my nose is
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like
I use a word that don't mean nothing, like
I on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to
All ya had to do was give a chance
And now I'm do my dance

The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this
It's easy to do--check it out

First I to the side like my leg was broken
and twitching kinda like I was smoking
Crazy funky
say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right cause my in motion
It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two people will do it the
Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking,
Jig around, shaking ya
And when a doo-doo chump points a finger like a stump
Tell him off, I'm doing the Hump

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

get stoopid!