Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm to ruin
The image and the style ya used to
I look funny - but yo I'm money, see
So yo world I you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new in town
And my sound's laid down by the
I up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce
My name is Humpty, pronounced a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee
And all the in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty
You're fall when the stereos pump me
I to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
But sometimes I get
eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the
I once got busy in a Burger bathroom
I'm crazy, me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just faze me
I'm getting in the girls' pants
And I got my own dance

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'"
That's all right cause I get things
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in
Both how I'm living and my is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow Cupid
I use a word don't mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a
And now I'm gonna do my

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove here
Oh, yeah!
Now I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a bit about this dance
It's real easy to it out

First I limp to the side my leg was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda I was smoking
wack funky
People say ya like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right cause my in motion
supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the
Ya got it down when ya to be in pain
Humping, funking,
Jig around, shaking ya
And when a doo-doo chump punk a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm the Hump

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

get stoopid!