Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm to ruin
The image and the style ya used to
I funny - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new in town
And my sound's down by the Underground
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
So let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal
I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
But sometimes I get
eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, here are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from busy
I'm a freak, I like the with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King
I'm crazy, allow me to thee
They say I'm but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls'
And I even got my own

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really lookin'"
That's all right cause I get things
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
But ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty will tickle ya rear
My is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in
Both how I'm and my nose is large
I get stupid, I an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
Also ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was Humpty a chance
And now I'm do my dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this
It's easy to do--check it out

I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda I was smoking
Crazy wack
People say ya look like M.C. on crack, Humpty
That's all right cause my in motion
It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people do it the same
Ya got it down ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking,
Jig around, shaking ya
And when a doo-doo chump points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doing the

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

get stoopid!