Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to
The image and the that ya used to
I look funny - but yo I'm money, see
So yo world I hope you're for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in
And my sound's laid down by the
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya
So let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to thee
I'm tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're fall when the stereos pump me
I to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
But sometimes I get
I'll eat up all your crackers and your
Hey yo fat girl, come here are ya
Yeah, I called ya fat; at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the
I got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to thee
They say I'm ugly but it just faze me
I'm getting in the girls' pants
And I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'"
That's all right cause I get cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear
My is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still getting
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow Cupid
I use a that don't mean nothing, like looptid
I on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to
All ya had to do was give a chance
And now I'm gonna do my

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this
It's easy to do--check it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was
Shaking and twitching kinda like I was
wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. on crack, Humpty
all right cause my body's in motion
It's to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty my name
No two people do it the same
Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking,
Jig around, shaking ya
And when a chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him off, I'm doing the Hump

The Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

get stoopid!