Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! Stop whatcha doin', I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya to
I look - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in
And my sound's laid down by the
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya
So just let me myself
My is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump
And all the in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my funky
I'm spunky, I like my lumpy
I'm wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get
I'll eat up all your crackers and your
Hey yo fat girl, here are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting
I'm a freak, I the girls with the boom
I once got in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze
say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm getting in the girls' pants
And I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really lookin'"
all right cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow Cupid
I use a that don't mean nothing, like looptid
I on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I like to write
All ya had to do was Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my

The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about
Let me tell ya a bit about this dance
real easy to do--check it out

First I limp to the like my leg was broken
and twitching kinda like I was smoking
Crazy wack
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack,
all right cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion
can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two people will do it the
Ya got it down when ya to be in pain
Humping, funking,
Jig around, shaking ya
And when a doo-doo chump punk a finger like a stump
him step off, I'm doing the Hump

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Black people, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

get stoopid!