Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm to ruin
The image and the style that ya to
I look - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new in town
And my laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
So let me introduce myself
My is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump
And all the rappers in the top allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just Humpty Dumpty
gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
But I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm
It never stopped me getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the
I once got in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze
They say I'm ugly but it don't faze me
I'm still getting in the pants
And I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'"
That's all cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really being
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big a pickle, I'm still getting paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my is large
I get stupid, I an arrow like Cupid
I use a word that mean nothing, like looptid
I on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I guess obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a
And now I'm gonna do my

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this
It's real easy to it out

First I limp to the side like my leg was
Shaking and kinda like I was smoking
Crazy wack
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack,
That's all right cause my body's in
It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can this game
is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya to be in pain
Humping, funking,
Jig around, shaking ya
And when a doo-doo punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him off, I'm doing the Hump

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty
Puerto Ricans, do the Hump, just keep on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

get stoopid!