Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm to ruin
The image and the style that ya to
I look - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in
And my sound's laid by the Underground
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce
My name is Humpty, pronounced a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump
And all the rappers in the top ten--please me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta
But I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, here are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a King bathroom
I'm crazy, me to amaze thee
They say I'm but it just don't faze me
I'm still in the girls' pants
And I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, really funny lookin'"
all right cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya try to compare me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear
My is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in
how I'm living and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like
I use a word that don't nothing, like looptid
I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to
All ya had to do was Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

Oh, yeah, that's the break,
Let me hear a bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now I told ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this
It's easy to do--check it out

First I to the side like my leg was broken
Shaking and kinda like I was smoking
Crazy funky
say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right my body's in motion
It's supposed to like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my
No two people do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in
Humping, funking,
Jig around, ya rump
And when a doo-doo chump punk a finger like a stump
Tell him off, I'm doing the Hump

The Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

get stoopid!