Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The and the style that ya used to
I funny - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new in town
And my laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya
So let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty
You're gonna fall the stereos pump me
I to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal
I'm sick wit dis, straight mack
But I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the
I once got busy in a King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to thee
They say I'm ugly but it don't faze me
I'm getting in the girls' pants
And I got my own dance

The Humpty Dance is your to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, doing the Humpty
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really lookin'"
all right cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya get near me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the girls they me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm being sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose tickle ya rear
My is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya I'm in charge
Both how I'm living and my is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow Cupid
I use a word don't mean nothing, like looptid
I sang on "Doowutchalike", and if ya it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I to bite
Well, yeah, I guess obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give a chance
And now I'm gonna do my

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I ya a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about dance
It's real easy to it out

First I limp to the side my leg was broken
Shaking and twitching kinda I was smoking
wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. on crack, Humpty
That's all right my body's in motion
It's supposed to look a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can this game
This is my dance, y'all, Hump's my name
No two people will do it the
Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking,
Jig around, shaking ya
And when a doo-doo chump punk a finger like a stump
Tell him off, I'm doing the Hump

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just on doing the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

get stoopid!