Luyện nghe bài hát Humpty Dance

All right! whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the that ya used to
I funny - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're for me
Now gather round, I'm the new in town
And my laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the ya got on ya shelf
So let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty
You're gonna when the stereos pump me
I to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, gangsta mack
But sometimes I get
I'll eat up all your crackers and licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come here are ya
Yeah, I ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls the boom
I once got busy in a King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to thee
They say I'm ugly but it just faze me
I'm still in the girls' pants
And I even got my own

The Humpty Dance is chance to do the hump
Do the Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty
Do ya what I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump

say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to me
But ya can't get me
I 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
All the they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really sincere
Cause in a 69 my humpty will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still paid
I get by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow Cupid
I use a word don't mean nothing, like looptid
I on "Doowutchalike", and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just 'im in the biscuits"
told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was Humpty a chance
And now I'm do my dance

The Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know what I'm doing, the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty

Oh, yeah, the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about dance
It's real to do--check it out

I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shaking and kinda like I was smoking
wack funky
People say ya look M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a
Anyone can play game
is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people do it the same
Ya got it when ya appear to be in pain
Humping, funking,
Jig around, ya rump
And when a chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doing the

The Humpty is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Hump
Do ya know I'm doing, doing the Humpty Hump
Do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the
Samoans, do the Hump, do the Humpty Hump

get stoopid!