Stephen:I have to redo the for Medieval Bush. Why? Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Friends: Wait! So how do you this? Stephen: Cause I to be a teacher. (laugh)You used to be a teacher? Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I bring my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids. Friend: Of you did. Stephen: Okay, okay let me find a for you...Ben Franklin "Ben went out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, it down muthafuckas" Friends: You called the motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of them motherfuckers yes. Friends: Um... "Issac Newton sat a tree, an apple hit him in the so he, holy shit thats gravity, so write it muthafuckas" I have a of theses. Pilgrims Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims against the clock, for a place to dock, they said it here's Plymouth Rock, it down muthafuckas." Friends: I don't like the fact that you are implying that the were lazy. Im not implying anything. Friend: Wright Uh.... " A dude named Wright, told his brother invinflight, so said "ight", it down muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Friend: Wilbur "ight"? In my story he did. Friend: Wilbur was in your story? Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you can't me Friend: Stephen: Uh there is nothing about slavery...well... "Abe Lincoln the nation, slaves form the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, write it anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not one for him. Uh...hold on, hold on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an with a bald head, he was a bit fed, is down muthafuckas!" Fried that job! Friend: a genius.