Stephen:I have to redo the for Medieval Bush. Friends: Stephen: I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Friends: Wait! So how do you know Stephen: I used to be a teacher. Friends: (laugh)You used to be a Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I bring my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids. Friend: Of you did. Stephen: Okay, let me find a lesson for you...Ben Franklin "Ben Franklin out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, write it muthafuckas" Friends: You called the motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of them motherfuckers yes. Science Um... "Issac sat under a tree, an apple hit him in the so he, said holy thats gravity, so write it muthafuckas" I a million of theses. Pilgrims Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims against the clock, lookin for a to dock, said fuck it here's Plymouth Rock, write it muthafuckas." Friends: I don't like the fact you are implying that the pilgrims were lazy. Stephen: Im not anything. Friend: Brothers Uh.... " A named Orville Wright, told his brother invinflight, so Wilbur "ight", write it muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Friend: Wilbur "ight"? In my story he did. Friend: Wilbur was street in your Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you can't me Slavery? Stephen: Uh there is nothing funny slavery...well... "Abe lead the nation, freed slaves the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, it down anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not one for him. Uh...hold on, hold on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an with a bald head, he was a bit fed, write is muthafuckas!" from that job! Friend: a genius.