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Stephen:I have to redo the vocals for Bush.
Friends:
Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the century.
Friends: Wait! So how do you know
Cause I used to be a teacher.
Friends: (laugh)You to be a teacher?
Yes
Friend:
Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would bring my in and sing the lessons to the kids.
Of course you did.
Stephen: Okay, okay let me find a for you...Ben Franklin
"Ben went out one night,
a key to the end of a kite,
electricity so bright,
write it muthafuckas"
You called the kids motherfuckers?
Stephen: Some of them motherfuckers yes.
Science
Um...
"Issac sat under a tree,
an apple hit him in the so he,
holy shit thats gravity,
so it down muthafuckas"
I have a of theses.
Friends:
Okay....hey....
"Pilgrims raced the clock,
for a place to dock,
they said fuck it Plymouth Rock,
it down muthafuckas."
Friends: I don't like the fact that you are implying the pilgrims were lazy.
Stephen: Im not anything.
Wright Brothers
Uh....
" A dude named Wright,
his brother lets invinflight,
so said "ight",
write it muthafuckas"
Yes, he "ight"
Wilbur said "ight"?
Stephen: In my he did.
Friend: Wilbur was street in story?
Yes
Friend:
Stephen: See, you can't me
Slavery?
Stephen: Uh is nothing funny about slavery...well...
"Abe lead the nation,
slaves form the plantations,
inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation,
write it anaem-ops."
Gandhi!
Stephen:Uh...I did not have one for him. Uh...hold on, on. Gandhi...Uh...alright.
(slowly) "Gandhi is you said,
an Indian with a head,
he was a bit fed,
write is muthafuckas!"
from that job!
Friend: a genius.