Stephen:I have to the vocals for Medieval Bush. Why? Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Wait! So how do you know this? Stephen: I used to be a teacher. (laugh)You used to be a teacher? Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would bring my guitar in and sing the to the kids. Of course you did. Stephen: Okay, okay let me a lesson for you...Ben Franklin "Ben Franklin out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, it down muthafuckas" Friends: You called the motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of were motherfuckers yes. Science Um... "Issac Newton sat a tree, an apple hit him in the so he, holy shit thats gravity, so write it muthafuckas" I a million of theses. Pilgrims Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims against the clock, lookin for a to dock, they fuck it here's Plymouth Rock, it down muthafuckas." Friends: I don't like the fact that you are that the pilgrims were lazy. Stephen: Im not anything. Friend: Brothers Uh.... " A dude Orville Wright, told his brother invinflight, so said "ight", write it muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Friend: Wilbur "ight"? Stephen: In my he did. Friend: Wilbur was street in your Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you stump me Slavery? Stephen: Uh there is nothing funny slavery...well... "Abe Lincoln the nation, freed form the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, write it anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not have one for him. Uh...hold on, on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an Indian with a head, he was a bit fed, write is muthafuckas!" Fried from job! Friend: a genius.