Stephen:I have to the vocals for Medieval Bush. Why? Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Friends: Wait! So how do you this? Cause I used to be a teacher. Friends: (laugh)You used to be a Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids. Friend: Of you did. Okay, okay let me find a lesson for you...Ben Franklin "Ben Franklin out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, write it muthafuckas" Friends: You called the motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of were motherfuckers yes. Science Um... "Issac Newton sat a tree, an hit him in the head so he, said holy thats gravity, so it down muthafuckas" I have a of theses. Friends: Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims against the clock, lookin for a to dock, they said it here's Plymouth Rock, write it muthafuckas." Friends: I don't like the fact that you are that the pilgrims were lazy. Stephen: Im not anything. Friend: Wright Uh.... " A dude Orville Wright, told his lets invinflight, so said "ight", it down muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Wilbur said "ight"? Stephen: In my he did. Friend: Wilbur was street in story? Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you can't me Slavery? Stephen: Uh is nothing funny about slavery...well... "Abe lead the nation, freed slaves the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, write it anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not one for him. Uh...hold on, hold on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an Indian with a head, he was a bit fed, is down muthafuckas!" Fried that job! Your a genius.