Luyện nghe bài hát History Lesson

Stephen:I have to redo the for Medieval Bush.
Why?
Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the of the 16th century.
Friends: Wait! So how do you know
Stephen: I used to be a teacher.
Friends: (laugh)You to be a teacher?
Yes
Friend:
Stephen: No, I taught school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would bring my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids.
Of course you did.
Stephen: Okay, okay let me a lesson for you...Ben Franklin
"Ben Franklin out one night,
a key to the end of a kite,
electricity so bright,
write it muthafuckas"
Friends: You called the kids
Stephen: of them were motherfuckers yes.
Friends:
Um...
"Issac sat under a tree,
an hit him in the head so he,
holy shit thats gravity,
so it down muthafuckas"
I have a of theses.
Friends:
Okay....hey....
"Pilgrims against the clock,
for a place to dock,
they fuck it here's Plymouth Rock,
it down muthafuckas."
Friends: I don't like the fact that you are implying that the pilgrims lazy.
Stephen: Im not anything.
Wright Brothers
Uh....
" A dude Orville Wright,
his brother lets invinflight,
so Wilbur "ight",
it down muthafuckas"
Yes, he "ight"
Friend: Wilbur "ight"?
In my story he did.
Friend: Wilbur was in your story?
Yes
Friend:
Stephen: See, you stump me
Slavery?
Stephen: Uh there is nothing funny slavery...well...
"Abe lead the nation,
freed form the plantations,
inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation,
write it anaem-ops."
Gandhi!
Stephen:Uh...I did not have one for him. Uh...hold on, on. Gandhi...Uh...alright.
(slowly) "Gandhi is you said,
an Indian a bald head,
he was a bit fed,
is down muthafuckas!"
Fried from job!
Friend: a genius.