Stephen:I have to the vocals for Medieval Bush. Why? Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the period ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Friends: Wait! So how do you know Stephen: Cause I to be a teacher. (laugh)You used to be a teacher? Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids. Friend: Of you did. Stephen: Okay, okay let me a lesson for you...Ben Franklin "Ben went out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, write it muthafuckas" Friends: You called the motherfuckers? Stephen: of them were motherfuckers yes. Science Um... "Issac sat under a tree, an apple hit him in the so he, said shit thats gravity, so write it muthafuckas" I have a of theses. Pilgrims Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims against the clock, for a place to dock, they fuck it here's Plymouth Rock, write it muthafuckas." Friends: I don't like the fact that you are that the pilgrims were lazy. Im not implying anything. Friend: Wright Uh.... " A dude named Wright, told his lets invinflight, so Wilbur "ight", write it muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Friend: said "ight"? In my story he did. Friend: Wilbur was street in story? Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you stump me Friend: Stephen: Uh there is nothing funny slavery...well... "Abe Lincoln the nation, freed form the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, it down anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not have one for him. Uh...hold on, on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an Indian a bald head, he was a bit fed, write is muthafuckas!" from that job! Friend: a genius.