Stephen:I have to the vocals for Medieval Bush. Friends: Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Friends: Wait! So how do you know Stephen: Cause I to be a teacher. Friends: (laugh)You used to be a Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would bring my guitar in and sing the to the kids. Of course you did. Stephen: Okay, let me find a lesson for you...Ben Franklin "Ben went out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, it down muthafuckas" Friends: You called the kids Stephen: Some of were motherfuckers yes. Science Um... "Issac Newton sat a tree, an hit him in the head so he, said holy shit gravity, so write it muthafuckas" I have a of theses. Friends: Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims raced the clock, lookin for a to dock, said fuck it here's Plymouth Rock, write it muthafuckas." Friends: I don't like the fact that you are implying that the were lazy. Im not implying anything. Friend: Brothers Uh.... " A named Orville Wright, told his lets invinflight, so said "ight", it down muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Friend: Wilbur "ight"? Stephen: In my he did. Friend: Wilbur was in your story? Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you can't me Friend: Stephen: Uh there is nothing funny slavery...well... "Abe lead the nation, freed form the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, it down anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not one for him. Uh...hold on, hold on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an Indian a bald head, he was a bit fed, write is muthafuckas!" Fried from job! Your a genius.