Stephen:I have to redo the vocals for Bush. Friends: Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century. Friends: Wait! So how do you know Cause I used to be a teacher. Friends: (laugh)You used to be a Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In I would bring my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids. Friend: Of you did. Stephen: Okay, let me find a lesson for you...Ben Franklin "Ben Franklin out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, it down muthafuckas" Friends: You called the motherfuckers? Stephen: Some of were motherfuckers yes. Science Um... "Issac Newton sat a tree, an apple hit him in the so he, said holy shit gravity, so it down muthafuckas" I a million of theses. Friends: Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims against the clock, for a place to dock, they said it here's Plymouth Rock, it down muthafuckas." Friends: I don't like the fact that you are implying that the were lazy. Im not implying anything. Friend: Brothers Uh.... " A dude named Wright, his brother lets invinflight, so Wilbur "ight", write it muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Wilbur said "ight"? Stephen: In my he did. Friend: Wilbur was street in story? Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you can't me Friend: Stephen: Uh there is funny about slavery...well... "Abe lead the nation, freed slaves the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, it down anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not have one for him. Uh...hold on, on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an with a bald head, he was a bit fed, is down muthafuckas!" Fried from job! Friend: a genius.