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Stephen:I have to the vocals for Medieval Bush.
Why?
Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century.
Friends: Wait! So how do you this?
Cause I used to be a teacher.
Friends: (laugh)You used to be a
Yes
Friend:
Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I would my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids.
Of course you did.
Stephen: Okay, okay let me a lesson for you...Ben Franklin
"Ben went out one night,
a key to the end of a kite,
electricity so bright,
it down muthafuckas"
Friends: You called the motherfuckers?
Stephen: Some of were motherfuckers yes.
Friends:
Um...
"Issac Newton sat a tree,
an hit him in the head so he,
said holy shit gravity,
so it down muthafuckas"
I have a of theses.
Pilgrims
Okay....hey....
"Pilgrims raced the clock,
lookin for a to dock,
they fuck it here's Plymouth Rock,
write it muthafuckas."
Friends: I don't like the fact that you are that the pilgrims were lazy.
Im not implying anything.
Friend: Brothers
Uh....
" A named Orville Wright,
told his lets invinflight,
so said "ight",
it down muthafuckas"
Yes, he "ight"
Friend: Wilbur "ight"?
In my story he did.
Friend: was street in your story?
Yes
Friend:
Stephen: See, you stump me
Friend:
Stephen: Uh is nothing funny about slavery...well...
"Abe Lincoln the nation,
freed form the plantations,
inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation,
it down anaem-ops."
Gandhi!
Stephen:Uh...I did not have one for him. Uh...hold on, on. Gandhi...Uh...alright.
(slowly) "Gandhi is you said,
an Indian with a head,
he was a bit fed,
write is muthafuckas!"
Fried that job!
Your a genius.