Stephen:I to redo the vocals for Medieval Bush. Friends: Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the of the 16th century. Wait! So how do you know this? Stephen: I used to be a teacher. Friends: (laugh)You used to be a Yes Friend: Stephen: No, I taught elementary school and I got fired for I had an unorthodox way of teaching. In which I bring my guitar in and sing the lessons to the kids. Of course you did. Stephen: Okay, okay let me a lesson for you...Ben Franklin "Ben Franklin out one night, a key to the end of a kite, electricity so bright, write it muthafuckas" Friends: You called the kids Stephen: of them were motherfuckers yes. Science Um... "Issac sat under a tree, an hit him in the head so he, said shit thats gravity, so it down muthafuckas" I a million of theses. Pilgrims Okay....hey.... "Pilgrims against the clock, lookin for a to dock, they said fuck it here's Rock, it down muthafuckas." Friends: I like the fact that you are implying that the pilgrims were lazy. Im not implying anything. Friend: Wright Uh.... " A dude Orville Wright, told his brother invinflight, so Wilbur "ight", write it muthafuckas" Yes, he "ight" Wilbur said "ight"? Stephen: In my he did. Friend: Wilbur was in your story? Yes Friend: Stephen: See, you can't me Slavery? Stephen: Uh is nothing funny about slavery...well... "Abe lead the nation, slaves form the plantations, inmansa-muthafucka-proclamation, write it anaem-ops." Gandhi! Stephen:Uh...I did not have one for him. Uh...hold on, on. Gandhi...Uh...alright. (slowly) "Gandhi is you said, an Indian with a head, he was a bit fed, write is muthafuckas!" Fried that job! Friend: a genius.