Luyện nghe bài hát Hillbilly Honeymoon

Been four years and had five kids
So we did the right thing and finally got
We tracked down the preacher after call
And proceeded to the VFW

When he said, Cledus T. did you Debra Liz
I stuttered, I do, knowin' I did
The wedding was, 'Moon Pie', stacked three tiers
And the punch flowed with Falstaff Beer

Now that's about as swanky as this town
For they throw rice, heck, threw grits
No stretch limousine, a full sized van
But at least we was headed for the land

On our honeymoon
No champagne Caviar or Cordon
A can of Vienna Sausage and a Dew
And pop too
On our honeymoon

Spent all our money on pay per
Didn't need Playboy to get in the
a roller derby wrestlin' and a Rambo II
And III and IV, I was up in the
On our honeymoon

Well, after a things simmered down
So we got dressed up for a on the town
There ain't too good for my sweetheart
Took a stroll through the Super WalMart
We got back wanting fine cuisine
We bought out the whole dern machine

On our hillbilly
No dainty little plates of finger
M&M's Snickers and tomato juice
And Wiz too
On our honeymoon

I half our savings on the hardware aisle
She the rest on the latest styles
A thong that drove me wild
in the room, I tried them on too
On our honeymoon

Well, it's been years, got four more young'uns
Ain't a lot of time for much and a huggin'
For the last weeks I've slept on the couch
Think it's about time we our vows

And took another honeymoon
No egg nog, just barbecue
And a box of will be nice down too
Won't a corkscrew, yeah
On our honeymoon

We can little Tommy's piggy bank
Scrape up a hundred dollars worth in
Just enough for a at the bowling lanes
And new perfume, cheap motel room
On our hillbilly