Luyện nghe bài hát Hillbilly Honeymoon

Been together years and had five kids
So we did the right and finally got hitched
We down the preacher after altar call
And to the VFW Hall

When he said, T. did you take Debra Liz
I stuttered, I do, I done did
The cake was, 'Moon Pie', stacked three tiers
And the punch bowl with Falstaff Beer

Now that's about as swanky as this town
For throw rice, heck, they threw grits
No stretch limousine, a full sized van
But at least we was headed for the land

On our hillbilly
No Caviar or Cordon Bleu
A can of Vienna Sausage and a Dew
And pop too
On our hillbilly

Spent all our money on pay per
Didn't need Playboy to get in the
Just a roller derby and a Rambo II
And III and IV, I was up in the
On our hillbilly

Well, after a while simmered down
So we got dressed up for a on the town
There nothing too good for my sweetheart
Took a romantic through the Super WalMart
We got back wanting some fine
We bought out the whole dern vending

On our hillbilly
No dainty little plates of finger
Just M&M's Snickers and tomato
And Wiz too
On our honeymoon

I spent our savings on the hardware aisle
She spent the rest on the latest
A thong underwear that drove me
in the room, I tried them on too
On our honeymoon

Well, it's been years, got four more young'uns
Ain't a lot of time for kissin' and a huggin'
For the last eight weeks slept on the couch
it's about time we renewed our vows

And took hillbilly honeymoon
No egg nog, just barbecue
And a box of wine be nice down too
Won't a corkscrew, yeah
On our hillbilly

We can raid little piggy bank
up a hundred dollars worth in change
Just enough for a at the bowling lanes
And new perfume, cheap motel room
On our honeymoon