Luyện nghe bài hát Hillbilly Honeymoon

Been together years and had five kids
So we did the right and finally got hitched
We tracked down the after altar call
And proceeded to the VFW

he said, Cledus T. did you take Debra Liz
I stuttered, I do, I done did
The wedding cake was, 'Moon Pie', three tiers
And the bowl flowed with Falstaff Beer

Now that's about as swanky as this gets
For throw rice, heck, they threw grits
No stretch limousine, just a sized van
But at we was headed for the promised land

On our honeymoon
No champagne or Cordon Bleu
A can of Vienna and a Mountain Dew
And pop too
On our honeymoon

Spent all our on pay per view
Didn't need to get in the mood
Just a roller wrestlin' and a Rambo II
And III and IV, I was up in the
On our hillbilly

Well, after a things simmered down
So we got up for a night on the town
There ain't too good for my sweetheart
Took a romantic through the Super WalMart
We got back wanting some cuisine
We bought out the whole dern vending

On our hillbilly
No dainty little of finger foods
Just M&M's Snickers and juice
And Wiz too
On our hillbilly

I spent half our savings on the aisle
She spent the on the latest styles
A underwear that drove me wild
Back in the room, I them on too
On our hillbilly

Well, it's three years, got four more young'uns
Ain't a lot of time for much kissin' and a
For the last eight weeks slept on the couch
it's about time we renewed our vows

And took hillbilly honeymoon
No [Incomprehensible] egg nog, just
And a box of wine be nice down too
need a corkscrew, yeah
On our hillbilly

We can raid Tommy's piggy bank
Scrape up a dollars worth in change
Just enough for a night at the lanes
And some new perfume, cheap motel
On our hillbilly