Luyện nghe bài hát Hillbilly Honeymoon

Been together four and had five kids
So we did the right thing and got hitched
We down the preacher after altar call
And to the VFW Hall

When he said, Cledus T. did you Debra Liz
I stuttered, I do, I done did
The wedding cake was, Pie', stacked three tiers
And the punch bowl with Falstaff Beer

Now that's about as swanky as town gets
For they throw rice, heck, they grits
No stretch limousine, just a full van
But at we was headed for the promised land

On our honeymoon
No Caviar or Cordon Bleu
A can of Sausage and a Mountain Dew
And pop too
On our honeymoon

Spent all our money on pay per
Didn't need to get in the mood
a roller derby wrestlin' and a Rambo II
And III and IV, I was up in the
On our honeymoon

Well, after a while simmered down
So we got dressed up for a night on the
There ain't too good for my sweetheart
Took a romantic stroll the Super WalMart
We got wanting some fine cuisine
We bought out the whole dern vending

On our honeymoon
No little plates of finger foods
Just M&M's Snickers and tomato
And Wiz too
On our hillbilly

I spent our savings on the hardware aisle
She spent the rest on the styles
A thong underwear drove me wild
in the room, I tried them on too
On our hillbilly

Well, it's been years, got four more young'uns
a lot of time for much kissin' and a huggin'
For the eight weeks I've slept on the couch
Think it's about we renewed our vows

And took another honeymoon
No [Incomprehensible] egg nog, barbecue
And a box of wine will be nice too
Won't need a corkscrew,
On our honeymoon

We can little Tommy's piggy bank
up a hundred dollars worth in change
Just enough for a night at the lanes
And new perfume, cheap motel room
On our honeymoon