Luyện nghe bài hát Hillbilly Honeymoon

Been together four and had five kids
So we did the thing and finally got hitched
We down the preacher after altar call
And to the VFW Hall

When he said, Cledus T. did you Debra Liz
I stuttered, I do, knowin' I did
The wedding cake was, Pie', stacked three tiers
And the punch bowl with Falstaff Beer

Now that's about as swanky as town gets
For they throw rice, heck, threw grits
No stretch limousine, a full sized van
But at we was headed for the promised land

On our honeymoon
No champagne or Cordon Bleu
A can of Vienna Sausage and a Dew
And pop too
On our honeymoon

all our money on pay per view
Didn't need Playboy to get in the
Just a roller derby wrestlin' and a II
And III and IV, I was up in the
On our hillbilly

Well, after a while simmered down
So we got dressed up for a night on the
There ain't too good for my sweetheart
Took a romantic stroll through the Super
We got back wanting some cuisine
We out the whole dern vending machine

On our honeymoon
No dainty little plates of foods
Just M&M's Snickers and tomato
And Wiz too
On our honeymoon

I spent half our on the hardware aisle
She spent the rest on the latest
A thong underwear drove me wild
in the room, I tried them on too
On our honeymoon

Well, it's been three years, got more young'uns
Ain't a lot of for much kissin' and a huggin'
For the last eight weeks I've slept on the
Think it's about we renewed our vows

And took another honeymoon
No [Incomprehensible] egg nog, barbecue
And a box of will be nice down too
Won't need a corkscrew,
On our hillbilly

We can raid little piggy bank
Scrape up a hundred dollars in change
Just for a night at the bowling lanes
And some new perfume, cheap motel
On our honeymoon