Luyện nghe bài hát Hillbilly Honeymoon

Been together years and had five kids
So we did the right thing and got hitched
We tracked down the after altar call
And to the VFW Hall

When he said, Cledus T. did you take Liz
I stuttered, I do, I done did
The wedding cake was, 'Moon Pie', stacked three
And the punch bowl with Falstaff Beer

Now that's about as swanky as this town
For they throw rice, heck, they threw
No stretch limousine, just a full van
But at least we was headed for the land

On our honeymoon
No Caviar or Cordon Bleu
A can of Vienna and a Mountain Dew
And pop too
On our hillbilly

Spent all our money on pay per
Didn't Playboy to get in the mood
a roller derby wrestlin' and a Rambo II
And III and IV, I was up in the
On our honeymoon

Well, after a while simmered down
So we got dressed up for a night on the
There nothing too good for my sweetheart
Took a stroll through the Super WalMart
We got back wanting some fine
We out the whole dern vending machine

On our honeymoon
No dainty plates of finger foods
Just M&M's and tomato juice
And Wiz too
On our honeymoon

I spent half our savings on the aisle
She the rest on the latest styles
A thong underwear that me wild
in the room, I tried them on too
On our honeymoon

Well, it's been three years, got four young'uns
Ain't a lot of time for much kissin' and a
For the last eight weeks slept on the couch
Think it's about we renewed our vows

And took another hillbilly
No egg nog, just barbecue
And a box of wine be nice down too
need a corkscrew, yeah
On our hillbilly

We can raid little piggy bank
Scrape up a dollars worth in change
Just for a night at the bowling lanes
And some new perfume, cheap room
On our honeymoon