Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.
They should have to wear that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the yard with my boy the other day and he was
playing his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

I was one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't loose it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a tire, I pulled my
truck one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he out
of the car, reaches
and grabs the exhaust pipe, goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him