Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.
should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My friend over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

A couple of months ago I fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the yard with my boy the other day and he was
playing with his friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't loose it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a tire, I pulled my
truck one
of these gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three just right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come to the
house, the
car around for 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, reaches
and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I could stopped him