Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just stupid people.
They should to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this on
the
goes, "Hey, catch all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
playing his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel,
was a guy
inventing a shark suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They
you to
this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't loose it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

Last I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
into one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the walks out, looks
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and grabs the pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have him