Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just stupid people.
They have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't on them, would you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I didn't see sign."

It's like my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall catch all fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

I was watching one of animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a bite suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't loose it"

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

Last I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out,
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them little teenie weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and grabs the pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been his sign, I could have stopped him