Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just hate people.
They should have to wear signs that say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would
You wouldn't ask them anything. It be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I didn't see sign."

It's like before my wife and I from Texas to California our house
was
of and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

A couple of ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, catch all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
playing with his little friend, and he hit his and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel,
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They
you to
into pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I wanna loose it"

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

Last time I was home I was driving I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of these gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was around and those other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd wearing his sign, I could have stopped him