Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just hate people.
They should have to wear that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't on them, would you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I didn't see sign."

It's like before my wife and I from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a u-Haul in our driveway.
My friend comes and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall catch all fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front with my boy the other day and he was
playing with his friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark on, it looks good... They want
you to
into this of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't loose it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I my
into one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the walks out, looks
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them little teenie weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were trying to sell our car a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car around for 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him