Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just stupid people.
They have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would
You wouldn't ask anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My friend comes and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
playing his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

I was watching one of animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna it"

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a tire, I pulled my
into one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the walks out, looks
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
People them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he out
of the car, reaches
and grabs the pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I have stopped him