Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.
should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would
You wouldn't ask anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to our house
was
of boxes and there was a u-Haul in our driveway.
My comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

A of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, catch all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the yard with my boy the other day and he was
playing with his friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel,
was a guy
inventing a bite suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it good... They want
you to
into this of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

Last time I was home I was around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
into one
of these gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie minds...
People with them little bitty teenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy over to the
house, the
car around for 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn hot!"

See...

If he'd been his sign, I could have stopped him