Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just stupid people.
They should have to signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I didn't see sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My friend over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

A of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this on
the
goes, "Hey, catch all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
playing with his friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

I was one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't loose it"

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

Last time I was I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of these gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three just right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them little teenie weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, reaches
and grabs the exhaust pipe, goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have him