Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.
They should have to wear signs just say I'm stupid.
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My friend comes and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front with my boy the other day and he was
with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

I was one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't loose it"

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

Last time I was home I was around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
into one
of these gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
People them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he out
of the car, reaches
and grabs the pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I have stopped him