Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just stupid people.
should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

A couple of ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, catch all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the yard with my boy the other day and he was
playing with his friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

I was watching one of animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna it"

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

Last I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
into one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out,
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were trying to our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he out
of the car, reaches
and grabs the exhaust pipe, goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd wearing his sign, I could have stopped him