Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just stupid people.
They should have to wear that just say I'm stupid.
That way you rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I didn't see sign."

It's before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

A of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
playing his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel,
was a guy
inventing a shark suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

Last I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving and those other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get to the house, he gets out
of the car, reaches
and grabs the exhaust pipe, goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been his sign, I could have stopped him