Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just stupid people.
They should to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't on them, would you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like before my and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My friend comes and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of months ago I fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this on
the
goes, "Hey, catch all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard with my boy the day and he was
playing with his little friend, and he hit his and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel,
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into this of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I my
truck one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the walks out, looks
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them little bitty weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get to the house, he gets out
of the car, reaches
and the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I have stopped him