Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.
They should have to wear that just say I'm stupid.
That way you rely on them, would you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I didn't see sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our
was
of boxes and there was a u-Haul in our driveway.
My comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of months ago I fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, catch all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the yard with my boy the other day and he was
playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

Last time I was home I was around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant out, looks
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to sell our car a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he out
of the car, down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him