Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just stupid people.
They should have to signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't on them, would you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I from Texas to California our house
was
of and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the yard with my boy the other day and he was
playing with his friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

I was watching one of animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... want
you to
into pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I my
into one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving and those other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie tiny minds...
People with them little bitty teenie weenie monds...
your sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd wearing his sign, I could have stopped him