Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.
They should have to wear that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, you?
You wouldn't ask anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

I was watching one of animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I wanna loose it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

Last time I was home I was driving I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was around and those other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
People them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he out
of the car, reaches
and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn hot!"

See...

If been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him