Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just hate people.
They should have to wear signs that say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I didn't see sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from to California our house
was
of and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
playing with his little friend, and he hit his and I went up to
him
and I "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

I was watching one of those animal on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the walks out, looks
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving and those other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I could stopped him