Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just hate people.
They have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up or twice a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front with my boy the other day and he was
with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel,
was a guy
a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... want
you to
this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't loose it"

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was around and those other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, reaches
and the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I could stopped him