Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I just stupid people.
They should have to signs that just say I'm stupid.
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to our house
was
of boxes and was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

A couple of months ago I fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

I was one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't loose it"

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

Last time I was home I was driving I had a flat tire, I pulled my
into one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant out, looks
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three just right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing his sign, I could stopped him