Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.
should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you rely on them, would you?
You ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our
was
of boxes and was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or a week. Just to see how many
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this on
the
goes, "Hey, catch all them fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the yard with my boy the other day and he was
playing his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

I was watching one of those shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a bite suit. There's only one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I wanna loose it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

Last time I was I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out,
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them little bitty weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and grabs the pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been his sign, I could have stopped him