Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.
They should have to wear that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would
You wouldn't ask anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I didn't see sign."

It's like my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was
of boxes and there was a truck in our driveway.
My friend over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's sign. Here's your sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall catch all fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the front yard my boy the other day and he was
playing with his friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we hit." He looked up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. your sign.

I was watching one of those shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's one way to test that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking the
man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

Last I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck one
of side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, I to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other three just right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them little teenie weenie tiny monds...
your sign.

We were to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, reaches
and the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been his sign, I could have stopped him