Luyện nghe bài hát Here's Your Sign - Bill Engvall

I hate stupid people.
They should have to wear signs that say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would
You wouldn't ask them anything. It be like, "Excuse me...oops,
mind"
"I see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to our house
was
of boxes and was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how
it takes."

"Here's sign."

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're about the
man.
So you people with them bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

A of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass idiot on
the
goes, "Hey, yall catch all fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em giving up."

"Here's sign."

I was out in the yard with my boy the other day and he was
playing with his friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He up at me
like, "Here's sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people with itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
your sign. Here's your sign.

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel,
was a guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that suit on, it looks good... They want
you to
into pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I wanna loose it"

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, talking about the
man.
So you people with them itsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's sign.

Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I my
into one
of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the walks out, looks
at my truck,
at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I resist.

I "Nope".

"No I was driving around and those other just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's sign."

Why can't get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing the planet of apes, we're talking about the
man.
So you people them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
People with them little bitty teenie weenie monds...
your sign.

We were to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the
house, the
car for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out
of the car, down
and grabs the exhaust pipe, goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him