1. LORD LORD YEAHI WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CHICK THROUGH THE DOOR, A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID SEEN HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN ME, AND HER KNEES WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART STARTED BEATING FASTER, AS SHE A GLASS OF WINE, SHE LOOKED AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG BROWN EYES, SHE WAS SO DAMMED FINE I ALMOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY;
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER NAME WAS LOU, I HER MINE, I SAID HOW DO YOU DO, I ASKED HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO IN, SHE SAID NO NO THE SHE FLASHED A NERVOUS GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; A LITTLE TIME WITH ME;
PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME, I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO DAMN SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE, AS THE BEGAN TO WAIL, MY FRIEND OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE DUDE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR A MAN, HE THE MAN WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE CAUGHT HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, LOU, IF CATCHES YOU TALKING TO HER HES KILL YOU TO, AND I HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL WHAT CAN HE DO WHAT CAN MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND SAID LOOK OUT BOY, YA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND BAIL AND HES STANDING OVER THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, MEAN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS STRAIGHT FOR ME, I IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
FADE THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL, YOU MAY YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;