1. LORD LORD YEAHI WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, A OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART STARTED BEATING FASTER, AS SHE ORDERED A OF WINE, SHE OVER AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG BROWN EYES, SHE WAS SO FINE I ALMOST LOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY;
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER WAS BETTY LOU, I TOLD HER MINE, I HOW DO YOU DO, I ASKED HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO IN, SHE SAID NO NO THE SHE FLASHED A NERVOUS GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; SPEND A TIME WITH ME;
PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME, I WAS A FOOL, I HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO DAMN COOL SHE ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND BEGAN TO WAIL, MY FRIEND LEANED AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR KILLIN A MAN, HE KILLED THE MAN HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, BETTY LOU, IF CATCHES YOU TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO, AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL CAN HE DO WHAT CAN MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND SAID OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND BAIL AND HES STANDING OVER THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, MEAN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS STRAIGHT FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
FADE THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE THEY GONNA FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;