1. LORD LORD LORD YEAHI WAS AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CHICK THROUGH THE DOOR, A OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE MINE, MY HEART STARTED BEATING FASTER, AS SHE ORDERED A OF WINE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG EYES, SHE WAS SO DAMMED I ALMOST LOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER NAME WAS LOU, I TOLD HER MINE, I HOW DO YOU DO, I ASKED HER WAS SHE FOR HER MAN TO COME IN, SHE SAID NO NO SILLY THE SHE A NERVOUS GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH ME;
PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME, I WAS A FOOL, I HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO DAMN COOL SHE ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND BEGAN TO WAIL, MY FRIEND OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE DUDE GOT FOR, FOR KILLIN A MAN, HE KILLED THE MAN HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, BETTY LOU, IF YOU TALKING TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO, AND I HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL WHAT CAN HE DO WHAT CAN MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND LOOK OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER MADE BAIL AND HES STANDING OVER THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, LOOKIN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT IN THE KNEES, HE WAS COMIN STRAIGHT FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
OUT: THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER GONNA FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;