1. LORD LORD YEAHI WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CHICK CAME THE DOOR, A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER HER BEFORE, SHE SAT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART STARTED BEATING FASTER, AS SHE A GLASS OF WINE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND HER BIG BROWN EYES, SHE WAS SO FINE I ALMOST LOST MY MIND, AND I HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY;
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER NAME WAS LOU, I TOLD HER MINE, I HOW DO YOU DO, I ASKED HER WAS SHE FOR HER MAN TO COME IN, SHE SAID NO NO SILLY THE SHE FLASHED A GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH ME;
PEOPLE STARING AT ME, LIKE I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO COOL SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND TO WAIL, MY LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE DUDE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR A MAN, HE KILLED THE MAN HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE CAUGHT HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, LOU, IF CATCHES YOU TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO, AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN WHAT CAN HE DO WHAT CAN MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND LOOK OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND MADE BAIL AND HES STANDING THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, LOOKIN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS STRAIGHT FOR ME, I IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
FADE OUT: THE OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;