1. LORD LORD YEAHI WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CHICK THROUGH THE DOOR, A OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART STARTED FASTER, AS SHE ORDERED A OF WINE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG EYES, SHE WAS SO DAMMED FINE I LOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, WOULD YOU SOME COMPANY;
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER WAS BETTY LOU, I HER MINE, I SAID HOW DO YOU DO, I HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO COME IN, SHE NO NO SILLY THE SHE FLASHED A NERVOUS GRIN, THEN II SAID HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH ME;
PEOPLE WERE AT ME, LIKE I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO COOL SHE ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND BEGAN TO WAIL, MY LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY FRIENDS IN
3. THE DUDE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR A MAN, HE KILLED THE MAN HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE CAUGHT HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, LOU, IF CATCHES YOU TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO, AND I HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL WHAT CAN HE DO CAN THAT MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND LOOK OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND MADE AND HES STANDING OVER THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, LOOKIN MEAN AS HE BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS STRAIGHT FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU A SOME COMPANY;
FADE OUT: THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM YOU ALL, THE THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY GONNA FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;