1. LORD LORD YEAHI WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, THIS CHICK CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, A OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART STARTED FASTER, AS SHE ORDERED A OF WINE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG EYES, SHE WAS SO FINE I ALMOST LOST MY MIND, AND I HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY;
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE HER NAME WAS BETTY LOU, I TOLD HER MINE, I HOW DO YOU DO, I HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO COME IN, SHE SAID NO NO THE SHE FLASHED A NERVOUS GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME ME;
PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME, I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO COOL SHE ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND BEGAN TO WAIL, MY LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE DUDE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR A MAN, HE THE MAN WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE CAUGHT HIM TO HIS WOMAN, BETTY LOU, IF CATCHES YOU TALKING TO HER HES GONNA YOU TO, AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL CAN HE DO WHAT CAN MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND SAID OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND BAIL AND HES STANDING OVER THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, MEAN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS STRAIGHT FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
FADE OUT: THE OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY GONNA FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;