1. LORD LORD LORD WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CHICK CAME THE DOOR, A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE MINE, MY HEART STARTED BEATING FASTER, AS SHE A GLASS OF WINE, SHE LOOKED AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG BROWN EYES, SHE WAS SO DAMMED I ALMOST LOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE HER NAME WAS BETTY LOU, I HER MINE, I SAID HOW DO YOU DO, I HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO COME IN, SHE SAID NO NO SILLY THE SHE FLASHED A GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE WITH ME;
PEOPLE WERE AT ME, LIKE I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO COOL SHE ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND BEGAN TO WAIL, MY LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE DUDE GOT FOR, FOR KILLIN A MAN, HE KILLED THE MAN HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE CAUGHT HIM TO HIS WOMAN, BETTY LOU, IF YOU TALKING TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO, AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL CAN HE DO CAN THAT MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND LOOK OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND MADE AND HES STANDING OVER THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, LOOKIN MEAN AS HE BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS COMIN FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
OUT: THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY GONNA FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;