Her Boyfriend's In Jail

1. LORD LORD LORD YEAHI WAS SITTING AT THE BAR,
WHEN THIS CHICK CAME THROUGH THE DOOR,
A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE,
SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART STARTED BEATING FASTER,
AS SHE ORDERED A GLASS OF WINE,
SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG BROWN EYES,
SHE WAS SO DAMMED FINE I ALMOST LOST MY MIND,
AND I SAID HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY;

2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER NAME WAS BETTY LOU,
I TOLD HER MINE, I SAID HOW DO YOU DO,
I ASKED HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO COME IN,
SHE SAID NO NO SILLY THE SHE FLASHED A NERVOUS GRIN,
THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH ME;

BRIDGE
PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME, LIKE I WAS A FOOL,
I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO DAMN COOL
SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND BEGAN TO WAIL,
MY FRIEND LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED,
HER BOY FRIENDS IN JAIL;

3. THE DUDE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR KILLIN A MAN,
HE KILLED THE MAN WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS,
HE CAUGHT HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, BETTY LOU,
IF CATCHES YOU TALKING TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO,
AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL WHAT CAN HE DO
WHAT CAN THAT MAN DO;
SOLO

4. MY FRIEND SAID LOOK OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE,
HER BOYFRIEND MADE BAIL AND HES STANDING OVER THERE,
HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, LOOKIN MEAN AS HE COULD BE,
I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS COMIN STRAIGHT FOR ME,
I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;

FADE OUT: THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL,
THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY GONNA FALL,
YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;