1. LORD LORD LORD WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, THIS CHICK CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART STARTED BEATING FASTER, AS SHE ORDERED A OF WINE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND HER BIG BROWN EYES, SHE WAS SO DAMMED I ALMOST LOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE COMPANY;
2. I HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER NAME WAS BETTY LOU, I HER MINE, I SAID HOW DO YOU DO, I ASKED HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO IN, SHE NO NO SILLY THE SHE FLASHED A NERVOUS GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME ME;
PEOPLE WERE AT ME, LIKE I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO DAMN SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND TO WAIL, MY LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR KILLIN A MAN, HE KILLED THE MAN WITH HIS OWN HANDS, HE CAUGHT HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, LOU, IF CATCHES YOU TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO, AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL CAN HE DO WHAT CAN MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND SAID OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND MADE BAIL AND HES OVER THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, LOOKIN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS COMIN FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
FADE OUT: THE OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE THEY GONNA FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;