1. LORD LORD LORD YEAHI WAS AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CHICK CAME THE DOOR, A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY STARTED BEATING FASTER, AS SHE A GLASS OF WINE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND HER BIG BROWN EYES, SHE WAS SO DAMMED FINE I ALMOST MY MIND, AND I HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY;
2. I HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER NAME WAS BETTY LOU, I HER MINE, I SAID HOW DO YOU DO, I ASKED HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO IN, SHE SAID NO NO SILLY THE SHE A NERVOUS GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH ME;
PEOPLE STARING AT ME, LIKE I WAS A FOOL, I HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO DAMN COOL SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND TO WAIL, MY LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE DUDE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR A MAN, HE KILLED THE MAN HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE CAUGHT HIM TO HIS WOMAN, BETTY LOU, IF CATCHES YOU TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO, AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL CAN HE DO CAN THAT MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND SAID OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND MADE BAIL AND HES STANDING THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, MEAN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT IN THE KNEES, HE WAS COMIN STRAIGHT FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
FADE THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER GONNA FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;