1. LORD LORD LORD YEAHI WAS AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID NEVER HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART BEATING FASTER, AS SHE A GLASS OF WINE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG EYES, SHE WAS SO DAMMED FINE I LOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE COMPANY;
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE SAID HER NAME WAS LOU, I TOLD HER MINE, I HOW DO YOU DO, I ASKED HER WAS SHE FOR HER MAN TO COME IN, SHE NO NO SILLY THE SHE FLASHED A NERVOUS GRIN, II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH ME;
PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME, I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO DAMN SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE, AS THE BEGAN TO WAIL, MY LEANED OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY IN JAIL;
3. THE DUDE GOT FOR, FOR KILLIN A MAN, HE THE MAN WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, BETTY LOU, IF YOU TALKING TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO, AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN WHAT CAN HE DO CAN THAT MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND SAID OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND MADE BAIL AND HES STANDING THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, LOOKIN MEAN AS HE BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS STRAIGHT FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A COMPANY;
FADE OUT: THE OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER GONNA FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;