1. LORD LORD YEAHI WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, WHEN CHICK CAME THROUGH THE DOOR, A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID SEEN HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY STARTED BEATING FASTER, AS SHE ORDERED A OF WINE, SHE LOOKED OVER AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG EYES, SHE WAS SO DAMMED FINE I LOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE COMPANY;
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE HER NAME WAS BETTY LOU, I HER MINE, I SAID HOW DO YOU DO, I HER WAS SHE WAITING FOR HER MAN TO COME IN, SHE SAID NO NO SILLY THE SHE FLASHED A GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE COMPANY; SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH ME;
PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME, I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I THOUGHT I WAS SO COOL SHE ASKED ME TO DANCE, AS THE BEGAN TO WAIL, MY FRIEND OVER AND WHISPERED, HER BOY FRIENDS IN
3. THE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR KILLIN A MAN, HE THE MAN WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE CAUGHT HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, LOU, IF YOU TALKING TO HER HES GONNA KILL YOU TO, AND I SAID HEY BUDDY, HES IN WHAT CAN HE DO CAN THAT MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND SAID OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND MADE BAIL AND HES STANDING THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, MEAN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS STRAIGHT FOR ME, I IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, WOULD YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
FADE OUT: THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM YOU ALL, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, YOURE GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;