1. LORD LORD YEAHI WAS SITTING AT THE BAR, WHEN THIS CHICK THROUGH THE DOOR, A VISION OF LOVELINESS, ID SEEN HER BEFORE, SHE SAT RIGHT DOWN BESIDE ME, AND HER KNEES WERE TOUCHING MINE, MY HEART BEATING FASTER, AS SHE A GLASS OF WINE, SHE LOOKED AT ME, AND FLASHED HER BIG BROWN EYES, SHE WAS SO FINE I ALMOST LOST MY MIND, AND I SAID HEY BABY, YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY;
2. I ASKED HER HER NAME, SHE HER NAME WAS BETTY LOU, I TOLD HER MINE, I HOW DO YOU DO, I ASKED HER WAS SHE FOR HER MAN TO COME IN, SHE NO NO SILLY THE SHE FLASHED A NERVOUS GRIN, THEN II SAID AGAIN HEY BABY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY; A LITTLE TIME WITH ME;
PEOPLE WERE AT ME, LIKE I WAS A FOOL, I DIDNT HAVE A CLUE, I I WAS SO DAMN COOL SHE ME TO DANCE, AS THE BAND BEGAN TO WAIL, MY FRIEND LEANED AND WHISPERED, HER BOY FRIENDS IN
3. THE GOT BUSTED FOR, FOR KILLIN A MAN, HE THE MAN WITH HIS OWN BARE HANDS, HE HIM TALKING TO HIS WOMAN, BETTY LOU, IF CATCHES YOU TALKING TO HER HES KILL YOU TO, AND I HEY BUDDY, HES IN JAIL WHAT CAN HE DO WHAT CAN MAN DO;
4. MY FRIEND LOOK OUT BOY, YA BETTA BEWARE, HER BOYFRIEND MADE BAIL AND HES OVER THERE, HE WAS BIG AS A HOUSE, LOOKIN AS HE COULD BE, I GOT WEAK IN THE KNEES, HE WAS COMIN FOR ME, I REACHED IN MY POCKET PULLED OUT MY .44, I BLEW HIS BIG OLD ASS RIGHT STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR, AND I SAID HEY BABY, NOW THAT YOURE FREE, YOU LIKE A SOME COMPANY;
FADE THE MORAL OF THE STORY, IM TELLIN YOU ALL, THE BIGGER THEY ARE, THE HARDER THEY FALL, YOU MAY THINK YOURE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOURE NO MATCH FOR A FORTY FOUR, GONNA FIND YOUR BIG OLD ASS, STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR, THERES NO WAY ON EARTH IM GONNA DIE FOR SOME CHICK, CAUSE ID RATHER BE JUDGED BY TWELVE, THAN TO BE CARRIED BY SIX, HE WENT OUT LIKE A FOOL, FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE, THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY BETTER HIM THAN ME;