Luyện nghe bài hát Hard On Equipment / Tool For The Job

lyrics by Corb and Mike Plume, music by Corb Lund

He's been roundin off bolts since the age of
Was that a five eighths or a sixteenths?
He's got a metric socket that don't fit
Well it'll wiggle a little but it aint quite stripped
The safety guards gone from his machine
He got a stiff paint he only kinda got clean
He's the man, my neighbor and a cousin in law
a jerry riggin fool, he got the tool for the job

Well vise grips for pliers, and pliers for a wrench
A wrench for a hammer, hammers everything
It just dont to make much difference
I sure do him but hes hard on equipment
I sure like you son, but youre hard on

His aint square and his floor aint level
And he's always had trouble the old tape measure
His doors dont cause the jamb aint plumb
And hes a menace with an air nail gun
They love to see him comin at the lumberyard
Fixed the leak in his roof with a two by
Drilled in his boards with the wrong kinda bit
And when dont line up he blames the government

He got the whole front full of fix em up cars
Three dont run and the rest wont
Everything's fine his rebuilt motor
Except of course for the couple spare parts over
Baler wire tie goin down the road
On two bald tires and an oversize
He ain't never read a manual that's like cheatin
He don't mind a little grease on his hands he's eatin

Hes got up knuckles, his thumb got bruised
Christ was a carpenter, too