Luyện nghe bài hát Hard On Equipment / Tool For The Job

lyrics by Corb Lund and Mike Plume, music by Corb

He's been off bolts since the age of fourteen
Was that a eighths or a nine sixteenths?
He's got a metric socket that don't fit
it'll wiggle just a little but it aint quite stripped
The safety gone from his grinding machine
He got a stiff paint brush he only got clean
the hired man, my neighbor and a cousin in law
He's a jerry fool, he got the tool for the job

it's vise grips for pliers, and pliers for a wrench
A wrench for a hammer, hammers everything
It just dont seem to make difference
I sure do like him but hes hard on
I sure like you son, but youre hard on

His corners square and his floor aint level
And he's always had trouble the old tape measure
His doors dont close cause the jamb plumb
And hes a menace with an air nail gun
They love to see him comin at the store
Fixed the in his roof with a two by four
Drilled holes in his with the wrong kinda bit
And when they line up he blames the government

He got the whole front full of fix em up cars
Three dont run and the rest wont
fine with his rebuilt motor
Except of course for the couple spare left over
wire tie downs goin down the road
On two bald tires and an load
He never read a manual cause that's like cheatin
He don't mind a grease on his hands while he's eatin

Hes got busted up knuckles, his thumb got
Christ was a carpenter, too