Maria: (in the bathtub) When it's my birthday, it really is I pull up the covers and I sleep really take a nice hot bath with millions of bubbles I'll read a good book and forget all my And that's my way To my very special day And the way it's always gonna be I say, "Happy Birthday to me!" (there is a at the door) Come in! (Luis comes in a big birthday cake!)
Big Bird: (by his nest, with Snuffy) When it's my birthday, I that I'll spend The whole day out playing with my very friend I see lots of candles, I'll give a shout And I'll let my friend help me blow out And that's my way To spend my very day And that's the way always gonna be I say, "Happy Birthday to me!" (A bunch of kids come in with a cake. Snuffy blows, and the kids and cake go flying. The cake splatters up against Big Bird's door.)
Oscar: When it's my birthday, I that we get A cold rainy day so my get wet I'll put some extra fish on my cake And tell all my to go jump in the lake (his grouch leave, tossing the yucky cake) And that's my way, heh heh, To spend my very day And that's the way it's gonna be When I say, "Happy to me!" (goes back trashcan, and the lid bangs him on his head) Ow!
The Count: When it's my birthday, I never will To all the cards that I get in the mail I count the cake and candles up on the And count all the that I give to myself One present, two presents, three presents, presents, beautiful presents! 'A 'a 'a! (thunder and lightning) And my special way To my very special day And that's the way always going to be I say happy, say happy, Say, "Happy to me!"
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(Oscar throws his cake on the ground and it with a 'squish')