Maria: (in the bathtub) When it's my birthday, it really is I up the covers and I sleep really late I'll take a nice hot with millions of bubbles I'll read a good book and forget all my And my special way To spend my special day And that's the way it's gonna be I say, "Happy Birthday to me!" (there is a at the door) Come in! (Luis in with a big birthday cake!)
Big Bird: (by his nest, with Snuffy) When it's my birthday, I think I'll spend The whole day out with my very best friend When I see lots of candles, I'll give a And I'll let my friend me blow them out And that's my way To my very special day And that's the way always gonna be When I say, "Happy to me!" (A bunch of kids come in with a cake. Snuffy blows, and the kids and cake go flying. The cake splatters up against Big Bird's door.)
Oscar: When my birthday, I hope that we get A rainy day so my presents get wet put some extra fish on my birthday cake And tell all my friends to go jump in the (his friends leave, tossing the yucky cake) And that's my way, heh heh, To spend my very day And the way it's always gonna be When I say, "Happy to me!" (goes into trashcan, and the lid bangs him on his head) Ow!
The Count: When it's my birthday, I never fail To count all the that I get in the mail I count the cake and candles up on the And count all the gifts that I to myself One present, two presents, presents, four presents, Five presents! 'A 'a 'a! (thunder and lightning) And my special way To spend my very day And that's the way it's going to be I say happy, say happy, Say, "Happy to me!"
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(Oscar throws his cake on the ground and it lands a 'squish')