Maria: (in the bathtub) it's my birthday, it really is great I pull up the covers and I really late I'll take a nice hot bath millions of bubbles read a good book and forget all my troubles And my special way To spend my very day And that's the way it's gonna be I say, "Happy Birthday to me!" (there is a knock at the door) in! (Luis in with a big birthday cake!)
Big Bird: (by his nest, with Snuffy) When my birthday, I think that I'll spend The whole day out playing my very best friend When I see of candles, I'll give a shout And I'll let my friend help me them out And my special way To spend my special day And that's the way always gonna be When I say, "Happy to me!" (A bunch of kids come in with a birthday cake. Snuffy blows, and the kids and cake go flying. The cake up against Big Bird's door.)
Oscar: When it's my birthday, I hope we get A rainy day so my presents get wet I'll put some fish on my birthday cake And tell all my friends to go jump in the (his grouch friends leave, tossing the cake) And that's my way, heh heh, To spend my special day And that's the way it's always be When I say, "Happy to me!" (goes into trashcan, and the lid bangs him on his head) Ow!
The Count: When my birthday, I never will fail To all the cards that I get in the mail I count the cake and candles up on the And count all the gifts that I to myself One present, two presents, three presents, presents, beautiful presents! 'A 'a 'a! (thunder and lightning) And my special way To spend my very day And the way it's always going to be I say happy, say happy, Say, "Happy to me!"
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(Oscar throws his cake on the ground and it lands a 'squish')