Maria: (in the bathtub) When it's my birthday, it is great I up the covers and I sleep really late take a nice hot bath with millions of bubbles I'll read a good book and all my troubles And my special way To my very special day And that's the way it's gonna be When I say, "Happy to me!" (there is a knock at the door) in! (Luis comes in with a big cake!)
Big (by his nest, with Snuffy) When it's my birthday, I think that I'll spend The whole day out playing my very best friend I see lots of candles, I'll give a shout And I'll let my friend help me them out And my special way To spend my very day And that's the way it's gonna be I say, "Happy Birthday to me!" (A bunch of kids come in with a birthday cake. Snuffy blows, and the and cake go flying. The cake splatters up against Big Bird's door.)
Oscar: When my birthday, I hope that we get A rainy day so my presents get wet put some extra fish on my birthday cake And tell all my friends to go jump in the (his friends leave, tossing the yucky cake) And my special way, heh heh, To spend my very day And that's the way it's always be I say, "Happy Birthday to me!" (goes back trashcan, and the lid bangs him on his head) Ow!
The Count: When it's my birthday, I will fail To all the cards that I get in the mail I count the cake and up on the shelf And count all the gifts I give to myself One present, two presents, three presents, presents, beautiful presents! 'A 'a 'a! (thunder and lightning) And that's my way To spend my very day And that's the way always going to be I say happy, say happy, Say, "Happy to me!"
Big To me!
To me!
To me!
To me!
(Oscar throws his on the ground and it lands with a 'squish')