Luyện nghe bài hát Getting Married Today

Pardon me, is everybody here? if everybody's here, I
Want to thank you all for to the wedding, I'd appreciate
Your going even more, I mean you have lots of better things
To do, and not a word of this to Paul, Paul, you know,
The man I'm marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin
as wonderful as he is--
you all
For the and the flowers,
you all,
Now back to the showers,
Don't Paul,
But I'm not getting today.
Listen, everybody, look, I know what you're waiting for,
A wedding, a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual
Where promises fidelity forever, which is
Maybe the most horrifying word I heard of, which is
Followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll he's
Saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, he should--
a bunch,
But I'm not getting
Go lunch,
'Cause I'm not married--
You've grand,
But I'm not getting
Don't stand there,
I'm not married--
And don't Paul,
But I'm not married today.
Go, you go?
Why is no-
Body

Go and cry
At another wake
If you're
For a
You could
Up a
But
On my
There's a life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm you didn't hear, or do you want to
See a crazy lady fall in front of you, it isn't only Paul
Who may be his life, you know we'll both of us be losing
Our identities, I telephoned my analyst it and he said to
See him Monday, but by Monday I'll be in the Hudson with
The other
I'm not well,
So I'm not getting
You've swell,
But I'm not getting
the hall,
'Cause I'm not married--
you all,
But I'm not married--
And don't Paul,
But I'm not married today.
Go, you go?
Look, you
I you all
But why
me die ,
Like on the ice?
Look,
collapse
In the
Right you all,
So
the cake,
Burn the and boil the rice.
Look, I didn't wanna to
you, but I may be coming
Down Hepatitis, and I
I'm gonna faint, so if
You wanna see me faint,
Do it happily, but
It be funnier to go and
A funeral, so you for the
dinner plates,
Thirty-seven knives,
paperweights,
Fifty-seven
One more
I am not married!
But I'm not married!
I'm not getting married!
See, I'm not married!
I'm not getting married
Today!