Luyện nghe bài hát Getting Married Today

Pardon me, is everybody here? if everybody's here, I
Want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd
Your even more, I mean you must have lots of better things
To do, and not a of this to Paul, remember Paul, you know,
The man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't
Anyone as as he is--
you all
For the and the flowers,
you all,
Now back to the showers,
tell Paul,
But I'm not married today.
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what waiting for,
A wedding, what's a wedding, it's a ritual
Where promises fidelity forever, which is
Maybe the horrifying word I ever heard of, which is
Followed by a honeymoon, where he'll realize he's
Saddled with a nut, and kill me, which he should--
a bunch,
But I'm not getting
Go lunch,
I'm not getting married--
You've grand,
But I'm not married--
just stand there,
I'm not getting
And don't Paul,
But I'm not getting today.
Go, you go?
Why is no-
Body

Go and cry
At another person's
If you're
For a
You could
Up a
But
On my
a human life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you hear, or do you want to
See a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it only Paul
Who may be ruining his life, you know both of us be losing
Our identities, I my analyst about it and he said to
See him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the with
The other
I'm not well,
So I'm not getting
You've swell,
But I'm not getting
the hall,
'Cause I'm not getting
you all,
But I'm not getting
And tell Paul,
But I'm not getting today.
Go, you go?
Look, you
I you all
But why
me die ,
Like on the ice?
Look,
collapse
In the
before you all,
So
the cake,
Burn the shoes and the rice.
Look, I wanna have to
Tell you, but I may be
Down Hepatitis, and I
Think I'm faint, so if
You see me faint, I'll
Do it happily, but
It be to go and watch
A funeral, so you for the
dinner plates,
Thirty-seven knives,
paperweights,
Fifty-seven
One thing--
I am not married!
But I'm not married!
Still I'm not married!
See, I'm not married!
That I'm not getting
Today!