Get Me What I Need

Theres the cool kids
Theres the preps and theres the skate punks and the jocks
And then theres me
Theres the losers
Theres the nerds and theres the stoners and the Goths
And then theres me

But then theres you
Cause you're the new kid in the school
Not defined by one specific breed
And so your free to flip from group to group
From scene to scene
Cause you're the consulate, the medium, the go-between
Which means your perfectly positioned to get me what I need

Evan:
Look, Archie, Im the wrong guy for this.

Archie:
One date, thats all Im asking.

Evan:
Isn't there some nice girl on the special needs bus?

Archie:
They don't like me
Even back before the crutches, it was clear I don't fit here
So its hopeless
I cant walk right up to Kendra and say Hey,
Shed run away

But look at you
You're making friends and having parties
And adapting at impressive speed
Just twenty minutes as were sitting so our knees can touch
Yes, its a tiny inconvenience, but it means so much
Cause out of all of Indiana, you can get me what I need

Evan:
Its impossible!

Archie:
And what I need is Kendra!

Others:
Kendra, Kendra!

Archie:
Beautiful Kendra!

Others:
Kendra, Kendra!

Archie:
Wonderful Kendra!
Make her appear!

Boys:
If you want a girl, the girl you want is

Archie:
Kendra!
Very hot, Kendra!

Boys:
Very hot, very hot

Archie:
Go tell Kendra
Im waiting here

Heres the problem
Every minute, every second that I wait might be too late
So lets face it,
If I ever had a chance, the time is now, I don't care how
Just do your best
And I wont bother you again and thats a promise guaranteed

So, you can help me out and it can go through very well
Or I can turn around and make your life a living hell
Its up to you, you've got a choice, you've got incentive to succeed
Yes, I know it sounds insane
Jerry Lewis can explain
You've got to help me, Evan
Help me, Evan
Help me, Evan
Help me, Evan
Get me what I need

Evan:
Ill try!

Archie:
I knew you would.