These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well
I met girl, her name was Joan She loved the way, I rocked on the I met Joan, I took her home She was just a doggie all on my bone
I met another girl, her was Ann All she was to freak with a man When I met Ann, I shook her We ended up by a garbage can
The next freak, I met was Red I her to my house and she gave me head She like dicks, is all she said We jumped in the sheets and we my bed
There's girl, her name is Sherry You talk sex and the girl acts scary I heard she was freakin' from my big Jerry Took her to my and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, Denise Get her in the bed and the a beast I you homeboy if you get a piece only start talkin' 'bout signin' a lease
I met a young tender, her is Lori An movie wouldn't tell her story She had a sister, her name was Lisa And just like Lori she's a dick pleaser
My name, was Michelle Her booty was bigger than the tail on a When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her Her pussy got than the flames of Hell
I G'd this girl, her was Tammi I wanna do it 'cause the bitch was flantly She had a best friend, her name was I pulled her to the and I spit that game
I had a lot of freaks, in my I freaked one night, with girl named Pam The very day, I saw her with her man One passed, and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name's She was thirty-eight and I was only She to freak, she's just a fiend It really matter when I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and I kick on back, and the hoe just mop me Two tons of fun, Big Mad A broad from Alabama
I met this freak, her name was Her pussy got wet and it smelled death I was as Hell, I was drippin' sweat But I was all up in her tryin' to my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups I met this freak in She she said her was Donna She was a lil' freak from China
I said, "I don't pimp, or I'm so much paper, I don't need a hoe You can yourself, but you can't break me You met a player like Snoop baby"
I a dick sucker named Betty Joe I took her to my and we did it on the flo' The got freaky let me tell you mo' She was down on her knees, to blow
She's like another freak, Renee You get her all alone and she'll make day Like Burger King, she knows the And with a freak like you can have it your way
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well