These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well
I met this girl, her name was She loved the way, I on the microphone I met Joan, I took her home She was just a doggie all on my bone
I met another girl, her was Ann All she was to freak with a man When I met Ann, I her hand We ended up by a garbage can
The young freak, I met was Red I her to my house and she gave me head She blowin' dicks, is all she said We in the sheets and we broke my bed
another girl, her name is Sherry You talk about sex and the girl scary I heard she was from my big brother Jerry Took her to my and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, Denise Get her in the bed and the girl's a I you homeboy if you get a piece She'll only start talkin' signin' a lease
I met a tender, her name is Lori An X-Rated movie wouldn't her story She had a twin sister, her name was And just Lori she's a real dick pleaser
My name, was Michelle Her booty was bigger than the on a whale When I Michelle, I freaked her well Her pussy got hotter than the of Hell
I G'd girl, her name was Tammi I didn't do it 'cause the bitch was flantly She had a best friend, her name was I pulled her to the side and I that game
I had a lot of freaks, in my I freaked one night, this girl named Pam The next day, I saw her with her man One week passed, and I was in her
I had an old tender, her name's She was and I was only seventeen She likes to freak, just a fiend It really didn't matter I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and I on back, and watch the hoe just mop me Two of fun, Big Mad Magenta A broad from Alabama
I met this freak, her was Beth Her pussy got wet and it smelled like I was tired as Hell, I was drippin' But I was all up in her to hold my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups I met this in Vegas She she her name was Donna She was a belt lil' freak China
I said, "I pimp, or gigolo I'm so much paper, I don't need a hoe You can break yourself, but you break me You met a player like Snoop baby"
I knew a sucker named Betty Joe I took her to my and we did it on the flo' The girl got freaky let me you mo' She was down on her knees, to blow
She's like another freak, named You get her all alone and make your day Like King, she knows the play And a freak like Renee you can have it your way
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well