These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well
I met this girl, her was Joan She loved the way, I on the microphone When I met Joan, I took her She was just a doggie all on my bone
I met girl, her name was Ann All she wanted was to with a man I met Ann, I shook her hand We ended up by a garbage can
The next freak, I met was Red I took her to my house and she gave me She blowin' dicks, is all she said We in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's girl, her name is Sherry You about sex and the girl acts scary I heard she was freakin' from my big brother Took her to my crib and I popped cherry
Young and tender, Denise Get her in the bed and the girl's a I tell you homeboy if you get a only start talkin' 'bout signin' a lease
I met a young tender, her name is An movie wouldn't tell her story She had a sister, her name was Lisa And just like Lori she's a real dick
My girlfriend's name, was Her was bigger than the tail on a whale When I freaked Michelle, I her well Her pussy got hotter than the of Hell
I G'd this girl, her was Tammi I wanna do it 'cause the bitch was flantly She had a friend, her name was Janet I pulled her to the side and I spit game
I had a lot of freaks, in my I freaked one night, with this girl Pam The very day, I saw her with her man One week passed, and I was in her
I had an old tender, her Jeanine She was and I was only seventeen She likes to freak, she's just a It really didn't matter I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and I kick on back, and watch the hoe mop me Two of fun, Big Mad Magenta A country from Alabama
I met this freak, her name was Her pussy got wet and it smelled death I was tired as Hell, I was drippin' But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my
Bake, and, shake, ups I met this in Vegas She she said her was Donna She was a belt lil' freak China
I said, "I don't pimp, or I'm havin' so paper, I don't need a hoe You can yourself, but you can't break me You never met a player Snoop baby"
I knew a dick sucker named Joe I took her to my house and we did it on the The got freaky let me tell you mo' She was on her knees, beggin' to blow
like another freak, named Renee You get her all alone and make your day Burger King, she knows the play And with a freak Renee you can have it your way
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well