These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well
I met this girl, her name was She the way, I rocked on the microphone I met Joan, I took her home She was just like a all on my bone
I met another girl, her was Ann All she wanted was to with a man I met Ann, I shook her hand We ended up by a garbage can
The young freak, I met was Red I took her to my and she gave me head She like blowin' dicks, is all she We jumped in the sheets and we my bed
There's another girl, her name is You talk about sex and the acts scary I heard she was freakin' from my big brother her to my crib and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, Denise Get her in the bed and the girl's a I tell you homeboy if you get a She'll start talkin' 'bout signin' a lease
I met a young tender, her is Lori An X-Rated movie wouldn't her story She had a twin sister, her was Lisa And like Lori she's a real dick pleaser
My name, was Michelle Her booty was than the tail on a whale When I freaked Michelle, I her well Her pussy got hotter than the of Hell
I G'd this girl, her was Tammi I didn't do it 'cause the bitch was flantly She had a best friend, her name was I pulled her to the and I spit that game
I had a lot of freaks, in my I freaked one night, with this named Pam The very day, I saw her with her man One passed, and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name's She was thirty-eight and I was seventeen She likes to freak, she's just a It really didn't matter when I saw her in
I want a big freak, fat and I on back, and watch the hoe just mop me Two of fun, Big Mad Magenta A broad from Alabama
I met this freak, her was Beth Her pussy got wet and it smelled death I was tired as Hell, I was sweat But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my
Bake, and, shake, ups I met freak in Vegas She she her name was Donna She was a belt freak from China
I said, "I pimp, or gigolo I'm havin' so much paper, I don't a hoe You can break yourself, but you break me You met a player like Snoop baby"
I knew a dick sucker named Joe I her to my house and we did it on the flo' The girl got let me tell you mo' She was down on her knees, beggin' to
She's another freak, named Renee You get her all alone and she'll make day Like King, she knows the play And a freak like Renee you can have it your way
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well