These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well
I met this girl, her name was She loved the way, I on the microphone I met Joan, I took her home She was just like a doggie all on my
I met girl, her name was Ann All she was to freak with a man I met Ann, I shook her hand We up freakin' by a garbage can
The young freak, I met was Red I took her to my house and she gave me She like blowin' dicks, is all she We jumped in the sheets and we my bed
There's another girl, her is Sherry You talk about sex and the acts scary I heard she was freakin' my big brother Jerry Took her to my crib and I that cherry
and tender, sweet Denise Get her in the bed and the girl's a I tell you if you get a piece She'll only start 'bout signin' a lease
I met a tender, her name is Lori An X-Rated wouldn't tell her story She had a twin sister, her was Lisa And just like Lori a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name, was Her booty was bigger the tail on a whale I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well Her pussy got hotter than the of Hell
I G'd this girl, her name was I didn't wanna do it the bitch was flantly She had a friend, her name was Janet I pulled her to the side and I spit game
I had a lot of freaks, in my I freaked one night, with this named Pam The next day, I saw her with her man One week passed, and I was in her
I had an old tender, her name's She was and I was only seventeen She to freak, she's just a fiend It really matter when I saw her in jeans
I a big freak, fat and sloppy I kick on back, and the hoe just mop me Two of fun, Big Mad Magenta A broad from Alabama
I met this freak, her was Beth Her pussy got wet and it like death I was as Hell, I was drippin' sweat But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my
Bake, and, shake, ups I met this freak in She she her name was Donna She was a belt lil' freak from
I said, "I pimp, or gigolo I'm so much paper, I don't need a hoe You can yourself, but you can't break me You never met a player like baby"
I a dick sucker named Betty Joe I took her to my house and we did it on the The girl got let me tell you mo' She was down on her knees, to blow
She's like another freak, named You get her all and she'll make your day Like Burger King, she the play And with a freak like Renee you can have it way
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well