These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well
I met girl, her name was Joan She loved the way, I on the microphone I met Joan, I took her home She was just a doggie all on my bone
I met girl, her name was Ann All she wanted was to with a man When I met Ann, I shook her We up freakin' by a garbage can
The next freak, I met was Red I took her to my and she gave me head She blowin' dicks, is all she said We in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's girl, her name is Sherry You about sex and the girl acts scary I heard she was freakin' from my big brother Took her to my crib and I popped that
Young and tender, sweet Get her in the bed and the girl's a I tell you homeboy if you get a only start talkin' 'bout signin' a lease
I met a tender, her name is Lori An X-Rated wouldn't tell her story She had a twin sister, her was Lisa And just like Lori a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name, was Her booty was bigger the tail on a whale When I Michelle, I freaked her well Her pussy got hotter than the flames of
I G'd girl, her name was Tammi I didn't wanna do it 'cause the bitch was She had a best friend, her name was I pulled her to the side and I spit that
I had a lot of freaks, in my I one night, with this girl named Pam The very next day, I saw her her man One week passed, and I was in her
I had an old tender, her name's She was thirty-eight and I was only She likes to freak, she's a fiend It really didn't when I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and I on back, and watch the hoe just mop me Two tons of fun, Big Mad A country broad Alabama
I met freak, her name was Beth Her got wet and it smelled like death I was tired as Hell, I was sweat But I was all up in her tryin' to my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups I met this freak in She she said her was Donna She was a belt freak from China
I said, "I pimp, or gigolo I'm havin' so much paper, I don't a hoe You can break yourself, but you break me You never met a player like baby"
I knew a sucker named Betty Joe I her to my house and we did it on the flo' The got freaky let me tell you mo' She was on her knees, beggin' to blow
like another freak, named Renee You get her all and she'll make your day Like Burger King, she the play And with a freak Renee you can have it your way
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well