These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well
I met this girl, her was Joan She loved the way, I on the microphone When I met Joan, I her home She was just like a doggie all on my
I met another girl, her was Ann All she wanted was to freak a man When I met Ann, I her hand We up freakin' by a garbage can
The young freak, I met was Red I took her to my house and she me head She blowin' dicks, is all she said We jumped in the sheets and we my bed
There's another girl, her is Sherry You talk about sex and the girl acts I heard she was from my big brother Jerry Took her to my crib and I popped that
and tender, sweet Denise Get her in the bed and the a beast I tell you homeboy if you get a She'll only start talkin' signin' a lease
I met a tender, her name is Lori An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her She had a twin sister, her was Lisa And just like she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name, was Her booty was bigger than the on a whale When I freaked Michelle, I her well Her pussy got hotter than the flames of
I G'd this girl, her was Tammi I didn't wanna do it the bitch was flantly She had a best friend, her was Janet I pulled her to the side and I that game
I had a lot of freaks, in my I freaked one night, with this girl Pam The very next day, I saw her her man One passed, and I was in her again
I had an old tender, her name's She was and I was only seventeen She to freak, she's just a fiend It didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and I on back, and watch the hoe just mop me Two of fun, Big Mad Magenta A country broad from
I met freak, her name was Beth Her got wet and it smelled like death I was as Hell, I was drippin' sweat But I was all up in her tryin' to my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups I met this freak in She she said her was Donna She was a lil' freak from China
I said, "I pimp, or gigolo I'm so much paper, I don't need a hoe You can break yourself, but you can't me You never met a player like baby"
I knew a dick sucker Betty Joe I took her to my house and we did it on the The girl got let me tell you mo' She was down on her knees, beggin' to
She's like another freak, named You get her all alone and she'll your day Burger King, she knows the play And with a freak like you can have it your way
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well