These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well
I met this girl, her name was She loved the way, I rocked on the When I met Joan, I took her She was like a doggie all on my bone
I met another girl, her was Ann All she wanted was to with a man I met Ann, I shook her hand We ended up freakin' by a can
The young freak, I met was Red I took her to my and she gave me head She blowin' dicks, is all she said We in the sheets and we broke my bed
There's another girl, her is Sherry You talk about sex and the acts scary I heard she was from my big brother Jerry Took her to my and I popped that cherry
and tender, sweet Denise Get her in the bed and the a beast I you homeboy if you get a piece only start talkin' 'bout signin' a lease
I met a young tender, her name is An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her She had a twin sister, her was Lisa And just like she's a real dick pleaser
My girlfriend's name, was Her booty was than the tail on a whale I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well Her pussy got hotter than the of Hell
I G'd girl, her name was Tammi I didn't wanna do it 'cause the bitch was She had a friend, her name was Janet I pulled her to the side and I that game
I had a lot of freaks, in my I freaked one night, with this named Pam The next day, I saw her with her man One week passed, and I was in her
I had an old tender, her name's She was thirty-eight and I was only She likes to freak, she's just a It really didn't matter I saw her in jeans
I a big freak, fat and sloppy I kick on back, and the hoe just mop me Two tons of fun, Big Mad A broad from Alabama
I met this freak, her name was Her got wet and it smelled like death I was as Hell, I was drippin' sweat But I was all up in her tryin' to hold my
Bake, and, shake, ups I met freak in Vegas She she said her name was She was a belt freak from China
I said, "I don't pimp, or I'm so much paper, I don't need a hoe You can yourself, but you can't break me You never met a player Snoop baby"
I knew a dick sucker Betty Joe I took her to my and we did it on the flo' The girl got let me tell you mo' She was down on her knees, beggin' to
She's another freak, named Renee You get her all alone and make your day Like King, she knows the play And with a freak Renee you can have it your way
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well