These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so
I met this girl, her was Joan She the way, I rocked on the microphone When I met Joan, I her home She was just like a doggie all on my
I met another girl, her was Ann All she wanted was to with a man I met Ann, I shook her hand We ended up freakin' by a can
The young freak, I met was Red I took her to my house and she me head She blowin' dicks, is all she said We jumped in the sheets and we my bed
There's another girl, her name is You talk sex and the girl acts scary I heard she was freakin' my big brother Jerry Took her to my and I popped that cherry
Young and tender, sweet Get her in the bed and the girl's a I tell you homeboy if you get a She'll only start talkin' 'bout a lease
I met a tender, her name is Lori An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her She had a sister, her name was Lisa And just like Lori she's a real pleaser
My girlfriend's name, was Her booty was than the tail on a whale When I Michelle, I freaked her well Her pussy got hotter than the of Hell
I G'd this girl, her was Tammi I wanna do it 'cause the bitch was flantly She had a friend, her name was Janet I pulled her to the side and I spit game
I had a lot of freaks, in my I freaked one night, with this girl Pam The next day, I saw her with her man One week passed, and I was in her
I had an old tender, her Jeanine She was thirty-eight and I was seventeen She likes to freak, she's a fiend It didn't matter when I saw her in jeans
I want a big freak, fat and I kick on back, and the hoe just mop me Two tons of fun, Big Mad A broad from Alabama
I met this freak, her was Beth Her pussy got wet and it smelled death I was tired as Hell, I was sweat But I was all up in her to hold my breath
Bake, and, shake, ups I met this in Vegas She she said her name was She was a belt lil' freak from
I said, "I pimp, or gigolo I'm havin' so much paper, I don't a hoe You can break yourself, but you break me You never met a like Snoop baby"
I knew a dick sucker named Joe I took her to my and we did it on the flo' The girl got freaky let me you mo' She was down on her knees, to blow
She's like another freak, named You get her all alone and she'll make day Like Burger King, she knows the And with a like Renee you can have it your way
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well