Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Steven 1993-2002)

He like to think that a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to you a letter
you how bad I wanna chance to be an extra
Shooting in Australia's better, cause now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm glad it's together,
so come on under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, it all going?
It seems ages until your next movie's showing
I'm practicing, guess what I'm doing?
I'm like a stormtrooper
I it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible shooter
I've been bumping my head on stuff too, I'm at that.
I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can even watch the holiday special without for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, what the was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, stuff was crap
Anyways, I you get this man, email back,
just to chat, yours, your biggest fan
the man

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've finished all the shooting now, and you still ain't me
the hell's wrong with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also wanna be an figure
or the main feature. I don't even go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the somewhere walkin' past
or wearing an alien like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
That just sucks man, look, I'm saying please
cause those people even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are these? Man, do they even speak
I remember with episode one, the papers said
angry about in England that ripped off stuff
I'm angry too, George, but I you knew that.
With such a great privalege, how the hell could those do that?
I'd never do that to you, you know I respect you
but I can't that war for you, or even protect you
from kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have some integrity
or you'll cut off the fans cause think that we're the enemy.
I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the
but it's gonna be worth it, this will be a come true for me
We all it was real, and it looks it the way you tell it
cause I was a kid and it changed my back in 77
And nobody the stuff like I do George, no one does
My parents gave you lotsa money when I was up
You gotta call me man, I'm here for the
yours, man. PS:
I got my own Jedi too

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
I just read where you got most of extras!
I blew a hundred and forty bucks for - I don't deserve it
But you hired all the other dirty who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I you hear it
cause I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get it
Hey George, I got an for a new fan film
See this Sith and this Jedi fight with their in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool and I'm pretty sure
it won't be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff like that
now. If you like that idea then I've got a web page with a lot
but you'll have to find it yourself this is my final call.
And all I was a lousy quarter second on screen
just to get into that universe and put into the dream
I love those movies George, I if you think about it
Cause you made it, you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence makes me think you're so MEAN about it
and I email I get nothing on the SCREEN about it!
See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, UP! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey George, my girlfriend. She's watching Howard the Duck
and she can't reach the remote! See George, I liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a part of 2
Well, gotta go, I find a REAL carbon freeze
So I had to fill up my with gallons of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or Madam: you for your interest
and the amateur productions you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our policy says we cannot
submissions,
so they're not or kept
We're not sure what you mean you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your work is such we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole Jabba could fit through,
so if you persist in
we'll to "cease and desist" you
not as though we need the fans to give us creative input
look at the Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook
and don't suggest that we both could some money
because we've seen work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, like you to one of our web sites,
as long as you don't read the fine print who owns the copyrights.
We need you, with your concepts, your costumes and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, and whatever this 'filk' is
we don't want to as a killjoy, please try and understand
there's we want to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we really need to be left
in the ivory tower to talk to the man on the
We're now in post-production, and our time is committed
is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. on, think about it please.
We're professionals- we take fanboy cheese!