Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Steven 1993-2002)

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

He like to think he's a Jedi
He like Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to writing you a
Tellin you how bad I chance to be an extra
Shooting in much better, cause now I betcha
I can get a part in it. I'm glad it's coming together,
so come on under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all
It seems like ages until your next movie's
I'm practicing, too- guess I'm doing?
I'm marching like a
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible
I've been bumping my on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can even watch the special without running for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that was crap
Anyways, I you get this man, email back,
to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
the man

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've all the shooting now, and you still ain't picked me
What the hell's wrong with you, I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also wanna be an figure
or the main feature. I even wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the back somewhere walkin'
or wearing an alien mask like those
who faint, but I'd last.
That just man, look, I'm even saying please
cause those people even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are Man, do they even speak Huttese?
I remember with episode one, the papers said
angry about extras in England ripped off stuff
I'm too, George, but I think you knew that.
With such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do
I'd never do that to you, cause you know I you
but I can't fight that war for you, or protect you
from that stuff. I try to tell others to have some integrity
or you'll cut off the cause you'll think that we're the enemy.
I got an agent, had to pay a lot for the fees
but it's be worth it, this will be a dream come true for me
We all it was real, and it looks it the way you tell it
I was a kid and it changed my life back in 77
And nobody collects the stuff like I do George, no one
My parents gave you lotsa money when I was up
You gotta me man, I'm here for the reshoots
yours, man. PS:
I got my own robe too

He to think that he's a Jedi
He like Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear mister
I just read where you got most of extras!
I blew a hundred and forty for nothing - I don't deserve it
But you hired all the other dirty who wrote in,
just perfect!
So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
cause I went to see Fox studios and get near it
Hey George, I got an for a new fan film
See this Sith and this Jedi with their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool and I'm pretty sure
it won't be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff like before
now. If you like that idea then got a web page with a lot more
but you'll to find it yourself cause this is my final call.
And all I was a lousy quarter second on screen
just to get into that and put myself into the dream
I those movies George, I wonder if you think about it
you made it, have you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence makes me think being so MEAN about it
and when I email I get on the SCREEN about it!
See (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey George, that's my girlfriend. She's watching the Duck
and she can't the remote! See George, I really liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a part of 2
Well, go, I couldn't find a REAL carbon freeze
So I had to fill up my bathtub with of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or Madam: thank you for interest
and the productions that you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our says we cannot accept
submissions,
so not reviewed or kept
We're not sure you mean when you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your work is such we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole Jabba could fit through,
so if you in this
we'll to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we need the fans to us creative input
look at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul
and don't suggest that we both could make money
because we've your work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, you to have one of our web sites,
as long as you don't read the fine print who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, with your concepts, costumes and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and this 'filk' is
we want to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
there's nothing we to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we need to be left alone
in the ivory tower to talk to the man on the
We're now in post-production, and our is totally committed
which is YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. on, think about it please.
professionals- we don't take fanboy cheese!