Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Cavanagh 1993-2002)

He like to think that a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to you a letter
Tellin you how bad I wanna chance to be an
Shooting in Australia's better, cause now I betcha
I can get a part in it. I'm glad it's coming together,
so come on under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, it all going?
It seems like ages until your movie's showing
I'm practicing, guess what I'm doing?
I'm marching a stormtrooper
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a shooter
I've been my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can even the holiday special without running for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, what the was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that was crap
Anyways, I hope you get man, email back,
just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan
the man

He like to think that he's a
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've finished all the shooting now, and you still ain't me
What the hell's with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also wanna be an action
or the feature. I don't even wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the back walkin' past
or wearing an mask like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
just sucks man, look, I'm even saying please
cause those can't even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are these? Man, do they even speak
I remember with episode one, the papers said
angry extras in England that ripped off stuff
I'm angry too, George, but I you knew that.
With such a privalege, how the hell could those guys do that?
I'd never do that to you, cause you I respect you
but I can't fight that war for you, or protect you
from that kinda stuff. I try to others to have some integrity
or you'll cut off the fans cause you'll think we're the enemy.
I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the
but it's gonna be worth it, this will be a dream come for me
We all wish it was real, and it it the way you tell it
cause I was a kid and it changed my back in 77
And collects the stuff like I do George, no one does
My gave you lotsa money when I was growing up
You call me man, I'm here for the reshoots
yours, man. PS:
I got my own robe too

He like to think that a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
I just read you got most of your extras!
I blew a hundred and forty bucks for nothing - I don't it
But you hired all the other dirty who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it
cause I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get it
Hey George, I got an for a new fan film
See this Sith and this fight with their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. think, It's a cool concept and I'm pretty sure
it won't be a bore, cause done stuff like that before
now. If you that idea then I've got a web page with a lot more
but you'll have to find it cause this is my final call.
And all I wanted was a lousy quarter on screen
just to get into that universe and put myself into the
I those movies George, I wonder if you think about it
Cause you it, have you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence me think you're being so MEAN about it
and when I email I get nothing on the SCREEN it!
See (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey George, that's my girlfriend. She's watching Howard the
and she can't the remote! See George, I really liked you
but now I've got no at all of being a part of Episode 2
Well, gotta go, I couldn't a REAL carbon freeze
So I had to fill up my with gallons of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He like to think that he's a
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or Madam: thank you for your
and the productions that you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our policy says we accept
submissions,
so they're not reviewed or
We're not what you mean when you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your is such that we can't resist you
but your standing has a hole that Jabba could fit through,
so if you in this
we'll to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we need the fans to give us creative
look at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth cookbook
and don't suggest that we could make some money
because we've your work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, like you to one of our web sites,
as long as you don't read the fine about who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, with your concepts, your and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and whatever this is
we don't to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
there's nothing we to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we really to be left alone
in the tower to talk to the man on the throne
now in post-production, and our time is totally committed
which is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. Come on, about it please.
We're professionals- we take fanboy cheese!