Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Cavanagh 1993-2002)

He like to think that a Jedi
He like Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

He like to think that he's a
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I got to writing you a letter
Tellin you how bad I wanna chance to be an
Shooting in much better, cause now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm glad it's together,
so on down under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, it all going?
It seems like ages until next movie's showing
I'm practicing, too- guess I'm doing?
I'm marching like a
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a shooter
been bumping my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can watch the holiday special without running for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, what the was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, stuff was crap
Anyways, I you get this man, email back,
just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan
the man

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, finished all the shooting now, and you still ain't picked me
What the hell's with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not I also wanna be an action figure
or the main feature. I even wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the back somewhere walkin'
or wearing an alien mask like guys
who faint, but I'd last.
That just sucks man, look, I'm even please
cause those people even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are these? Man, do they even speak
I remember with episode one, the said he's
angry about extras in England that ripped off
I'm angry too, George, but I you knew that.
With such a great privalege, how the hell could those do that?
I'd never do that to you, cause you know I you
but I can't fight that war for you, or even you
from that stuff. I try to tell others to have some integrity
or you'll cut off the fans you'll think that we're the enemy.
I got an agent, had to pay a lot for the fees
but it's be worth it, this will be a dream come true for me
We all it was real, and it looks it the way you tell it
I was a kid and it changed my life back in 77
And nobody collects the stuff I do George, no one does
My parents you lotsa money when I was growing up
You call me man, I'm here for the reshoots
yours, man. PS:
I got my own robe too

He like to think that he's a
He like Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
I just read where you got most of extras!
I blew a and forty bucks for nothing - I don't deserve it
But you hired all the dirty mothers who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I you hear it
cause I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get it
Hey George, I got an idea for a new fan
See this Sith and this Jedi fight with their in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, a cool concept and I'm pretty sure
it won't be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff like before
now. If you like that then I've got a web page with a lot more
but you'll have to find it yourself cause this is my call.
And all I wanted was a lousy quarter second on
just to get into that universe and put myself into the
I love those movies George, I wonder if you think it
Cause you made it, you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence makes me think being so MEAN about it
and when I email I get on the SCREEN about it!
See (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey George, that's my girlfriend. watching Howard the Duck
and she reach the remote! See George, I really liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a part of 2
Well, go, I couldn't find a REAL carbon freeze
So I had to up my bathtub with gallons of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the pictures on the
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or Madam: thank you for interest
and the amateur productions you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our says we cannot accept
submissions,
so not reviewed or kept
We're not sure what you mean you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your work is such we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole that could fit through,
so if you in this
have to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we need the fans to give us input
look at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul
and don't suggest that we could make some money
because seen your work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, like you to one of our web sites,
as long as you don't read the print about who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, with concepts, your costumes and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and whatever 'filk' is
we want to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
there's nothing we to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we need to be left alone
in the ivory tower to talk to the man on the
We're now in post-production, and our is totally committed
which is YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. Come on, think it please.
We're professionals- we don't fanboy cheese!