Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Cavanagh 1993-2002)

He like to think that he's a
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray it's just a fad
a fad..

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to writing you a
Tellin you how bad I wanna chance to be an
in Australia's much better, cause now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm glad it's together,
so come on down under, you jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all
It seems like ages until your movie's showing
I'm practicing, guess what I'm doing?
I'm like a stormtrooper
I it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible shooter
I've been bumping my head on stuff too, I'm at that.
I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can watch the holiday special without running for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, stuff was crap
Anyways, I hope you get man, email back,
just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan
the man

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've finished all the shooting now, and you ain't picked me
What the wrong with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also wanna be an action
or the main feature. I don't wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the back somewhere past
or wearing an alien like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
That just sucks man, look, I'm saying please
cause those people can't even spell wookiee two e's
Who are these? Man, do even speak Huttese?
I with episode one, the papers said he's
angry about in England that ripped off stuff
I'm too, George, but I think you knew that.
With such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do
I'd do that to you, cause you know I respect you
but I can't fight that war for you, or even you
from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have some
or you'll cut off the cause you'll think that we're the enemy.
I got an agent, had to pay a lot for the fees
but gonna be worth it, this will be a dream come true for me
We all it was real, and it looks it the way you tell it
cause I was a kid and it changed my back in 77
And nobody collects the like I do George, no one does
My parents gave you lotsa money when I was up
You gotta call me man, I'm here for the
yours, man. PS:
I got my own robe too

He like to think that a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear mister
I just where you got most of your extras!
I a hundred and forty bucks for nothing - I don't deserve it
But you hired all the other mothers who wrote in,
just perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it
cause I went to see Fox and couldn't get near it
Hey George, I got an idea for a new fan
See this Sith and this Jedi fight with lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool and I'm pretty sure
it won't be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff like that
now. If you like that idea then I've got a web page with a lot
but have to find it yourself cause this is my final call.
And all I wanted was a lousy quarter on screen
just to get into that universe and put myself the dream
I love those George, I wonder if you think about it
Cause you it, have you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence me think you're being so MEAN about it
and when I email I get nothing on the SCREEN it!
See (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey George, my girlfriend. She's watching Howard the Duck
and she reach the remote! See George, I really liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a part of 2
Well, gotta go, I couldn't a REAL carbon freeze
So I had to fill up my bathtub with of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He like to think that a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or Madam: you for your interest
and the amateur that you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our policy we cannot accept
submissions,
so they're not reviewed or
We're not sure you mean when you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think work is such that we can't resist you
but legal standing has a hole that Jabba could fit through,
so if you in this
have to "cease and desist" you
It's not as we need the fans to give us creative input
at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook
and don't that we both could make some money
because seen your work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, like you to one of our web sites,
as long as you don't read the fine about who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, with your concepts, your and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and this 'filk' is
we don't to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
nothing we want to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we really to be left alone
in the ivory tower to to the man on the throne
now in post-production, and our time is totally committed
which is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. Come on, about it please.
We're we don't take fanboy cheese!