Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Steven 1993-2002)

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

He like to think that he's a
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to you a letter
you how bad I wanna chance to be an extra
Shooting in Australia's much better, now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm glad coming together,
so come on under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all
It like ages until your next movie's showing
I'm practicing, guess what I'm doing?
I'm marching like a
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a shooter
I've been my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can watch the holiday special without running for the can
I Jar Jar though, what the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that was crap
Anyways, I you get this man, email back,
just to chat, yours, your biggest fan
the man

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've all the shooting now, and you still ain't picked me
What the hell's with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also wanna be an action
or the main feature. I even wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the back somewhere walkin'
or wearing an alien mask like those
who faint, but I'd last.
That just sucks man, look, I'm even saying
cause those people even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are these? Man, do they even speak
I remember with episode one, the papers said
angry extras in England that ripped off stuff
I'm angry too, George, but I think you that.
With a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do that?
I'd never do that to you, cause you I respect you
but I can't fight war for you, or even protect you
from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to some integrity
or you'll cut off the fans you'll think that we're the enemy.
I got an agent, had to pay a lot for the fees
but it's gonna be worth it, this will be a dream come for me
We all wish it was real, and it looks it the way you it
cause I was a kid and it changed my life in 77
And nobody collects the stuff I do George, no one does
My parents gave you lotsa money when I was up
You gotta call me man, I'm here for the
yours, man. PS:
I got my own Jedi too

He like to think that he's a
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
I just where you got most of your extras!
I blew a hundred and forty bucks for nothing - I deserve it
But you hired all the other dirty who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
cause I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get it
Hey George, I got an idea for a new fan
See this Sith and Jedi fight with their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool concept and I'm sure
it won't be a bore, nobody's done stuff like that before
now. If you like that idea then I've got a web page with a lot
but you'll have to find it yourself cause is my final call.
And all I was a lousy quarter second on screen
just to get into that universe and put into the dream
I love those movies George, I if you think about it
Cause you made it, have you the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence me think you're being so MEAN about it
and when I I get nothing on the SCREEN about it!
See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm to talk!
Hey George, my girlfriend. She's watching Howard the Duck
and she can't reach the remote! See George, I liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of a part of Episode 2
Well, go, I couldn't find a REAL carbon freeze
So I had to fill up my bathtub with gallons of cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or thank you for your interest
and the amateur that you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our policy we cannot accept
submissions,
so they're not reviewed or
We're not sure what you mean you say we "dissed you"
You seem to your work is such that we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole that Jabba fit through,
so if you in this
have to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we need the fans to give us input
at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook
and don't that we both could make some money
because we've seen work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, you to have one of our web sites,
as long as you don't the fine print about who owns the copyrights.
We don't you, with your concepts, your costumes and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and whatever 'filk' is
we don't to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
there's nothing we want to ban, we really do you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we really need to be alone
in the ivory tower to talk to the man on the
We're now in post-production, and our time is committed
is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. Come on, about it please.
We're professionals- we don't fanboy cheese!