Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Cavanagh 1993-2002)

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to writing you a
Tellin you how bad I chance to be an extra
Shooting in Australia's better, cause now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm glad coming together,
so come on down under, you jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all
It like ages until your next movie's showing
I'm practicing, too- guess what I'm
I'm like a stormtrooper
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a shooter
I've been bumping my head on stuff too, I'm at that.
I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can even watch the holiday special without for the can
I Jar Jar though, what the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, stuff was crap
Anyways, I you get this man, email back,
just to chat, truly yours, your fan
the man

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've all the shooting now, and you still ain't picked me
What the hell's wrong with you, man? I even in Sydney!
It's not like I wanna be an action figure
or the main feature. I even wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the somewhere walkin' past
or an alien mask like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
That just sucks man, look, I'm saying please
cause people can't even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are Man, do they even speak Huttese?
I remember episode one, the papers said he's
angry about extras in that ripped off stuff
I'm too, George, but I think you knew that.
With such a great privalege, how the hell could guys do that?
I'd never do to you, cause you know I respect you
but I fight that war for you, or even protect you
from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have some
or you'll cut off the fans cause you'll think that the enemy.
I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the
but it's be worth it, this will be a dream come true for me
We all wish it was real, and it it the way you tell it
cause I was a kid and it changed my back in 77
And nobody the stuff like I do George, no one does
My parents you lotsa money when I was growing up
You gotta call me man, I'm here for the
yours, man. PS:
I got my own robe too

He like to think that he's a
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
I just read where you got most of extras!
I blew a hundred and forty bucks for nothing - I don't it
But you all the other dirty mothers who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So this is my I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
cause I to see Fox studios and couldn't get near it
Hey George, I got an idea for a new fan
See Sith and this Jedi fight with their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool concept and I'm pretty
it won't be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff like before
now. If you like that then I've got a web page with a lot more
but you'll have to find it yourself cause is my final call.
And all I wanted was a lousy quarter second on
just to get into that universe and put into the dream
I love those movies George, I wonder if you about it
Cause you it, have you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence me think you're being so MEAN about it
and when I email I get on the SCREEN about it!
See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm to talk!
Hey George, my girlfriend. She's watching Howard the Duck
and she can't the remote! See George, I really liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a part of 2
Well, gotta go, I find a REAL carbon freeze
So I had to up my bathtub with gallons of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He like to think that he's a
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or thank you for your interest
and the amateur productions that you constantly us
Unfortunately, our policy says we cannot
submissions,
so they're not or kept
We're not sure what you mean you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your is such that we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole that Jabba fit through,
so if you in this
we'll to "cease and desist" you
not as though we need the fans to give us creative input
look at the Qui-Gon snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook
and don't suggest that we both could make some
because we've seen your and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, like you to one of our web sites,
as as you don't read the fine print about who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, with your concepts, costumes and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and whatever 'filk' is
we want to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
there's nothing we want to ban, we really do you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we really need to be alone
in the ivory to talk to the man on the throne
We're now in post-production, and our is totally committed
which is what YOU BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be now. Come on, think about it please.
We're professionals- we take fanboy cheese!