Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Cavanagh 1993-2002)

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to writing you a
Tellin you how bad I wanna chance to be an
Shooting in Australia's much better, cause now I
I can get a little in it. I'm glad it's coming together,
so come on down under, you jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all
It seems ages until your next movie's showing
I'm practicing, too- guess what I'm
I'm marching a stormtrooper
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a shooter
been bumping my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your fan
I can even the holiday special without running for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, stuff was crap
Anyways, I hope you get man, email back,
just to chat, truly yours, your fan
the man

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've finished all the shooting now, and you still picked me
What the hell's with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not I also wanna be an action figure
or the main feature. I don't wanna go to Tunisia!
Just be up the back somewhere walkin' past
or an alien mask like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
That just man, look, I'm even saying please
cause those people can't even spell wookiee two e's
Who are these? Man, do even speak Huttese?
I remember with episode one, the papers he's
angry about extras in England that off stuff
I'm angry too, George, but I you knew that.
such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do that?
I'd never do to you, cause you know I respect you
but I fight that war for you, or even protect you
that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have some integrity
or you'll cut off the fans cause think that we're the enemy.
I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the
but it's be worth it, this will be a dream come true for me
We all wish it was real, and it looks it the way you it
I was a kid and it changed my life back in 77
And collects the stuff like I do George, no one does
My parents you lotsa money when I was growing up
You gotta call me man, I'm for the reshoots
yours, man. PS:
I got my own Jedi too

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
I read where you got most of your extras!
I blew a hundred and bucks for nothing - I don't deserve it
But you hired all the dirty mothers who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I you hear it
I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get near it
Hey George, I got an for a new fan film
See this Sith and this Jedi fight their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool and I'm pretty sure
it won't be a bore, nobody's done stuff like that before
now. If you like that idea I've got a web page with a lot more
but you'll to find it yourself cause this is my final call.
And all I wanted was a lousy quarter on screen
just to get that universe and put myself into the dream
I love those George, I wonder if you think about it
Cause you made it, have you felt the and the dream about it
and your silence makes me think you're being so about it
and when I email I get nothing on the about it!
See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm to talk!
Hey George, that's my girlfriend. She's watching the Duck
and she can't reach the remote! See George, I really you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a part of 2
Well, gotta go, I couldn't find a REAL freeze
So I had to up my bathtub with gallons of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He like to think that a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or Madam: thank you for interest
and the productions that you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our says we cannot accept
submissions,
so they're not or kept
We're not what you mean when you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your is such that we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole that could fit through,
so if you persist in
have to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we need the to give us creative input
at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook
and don't suggest that we both could make money
because we've your work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, like you to one of our web sites,
as long as you don't read the fine print who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, with concepts, your costumes and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and this 'filk' is
we want to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
there's we want to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we really need to be left
in the ivory to talk to the man on the throne
We're now in post-production, and our is totally committed
which is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. Come on, think it please.
We're professionals- we take fanboy cheese!