Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Steven 1993-2002)

He like to think that he's a
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to writing you a
Tellin you how bad I wanna chance to be an
Shooting in Australia's better, cause now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm glad coming together,
so come on under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, it all going?
It seems like ages until your next showing
I'm practicing, too- what I'm doing?
I'm marching a stormtrooper
I it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible shooter
I've bumping my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan
I can even watch the special without running for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, what the hell was that all about,
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that was crap
Anyways, I hope you get man, email back,
just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan
the man

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've finished all the now, and you still ain't picked me
What the hell's with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also wanna be an figure
or the feature. I don't even wanna go to Tunisia!
wanna be up the back somewhere walkin' past
or an alien mask like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
just sucks man, look, I'm even saying please
cause those people can't spell wookiee with two e's
Who are these? Man, do they even Huttese?
I remember with episode one, the papers he's
angry about extras in England that off stuff
I'm angry too, George, but I think you that.
such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do that?
I'd never do that to you, cause you I respect you
but I can't fight that war for you, or even you
from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to some integrity
or cut off the fans cause you'll think that we're the enemy.
I got an agent, had to pay a lot for the fees
but it's gonna be worth it, this will be a dream come for me
We all wish it was real, and it it the way you tell it
I was a kid and it changed my life back in 77
And nobody the stuff like I do George, no one does
My parents gave you lotsa money when I was up
You gotta me man, I'm here for the reshoots
yours, man. PS:
I got my own Jedi too

He like to think that a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear mister
I just where you got most of your extras!
I blew a hundred and forty bucks for - I don't deserve it
But you hired all the other dirty mothers who in,
that's perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it
I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get near it
Hey George, I got an for a new fan film
See this Sith and this Jedi with their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, a cool concept and I'm pretty sure
it won't be a bore, nobody's done stuff like that before
now. If you like idea then I've got a web page with a lot more
but you'll have to it yourself cause this is my final call.
And all I wanted was a quarter second on screen
just to get that universe and put myself into the dream
I love those movies George, I wonder if you think it
Cause you it, have you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your makes me think you're being so MEAN about it
and when I email I get nothing on the SCREEN it!
See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm to talk!
Hey George, that's my girlfriend. She's Howard the Duck
and she can't reach the remote! See George, I liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a part of 2
Well, gotta go, I find a REAL carbon freeze
So I had to fill up my bathtub gallons of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or Madam: you for your interest
and the amateur that you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our policy says we accept
submissions,
so they're not reviewed or
We're not sure what you mean you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your is such that we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole Jabba could fit through,
so if you in this
have to "cease and desist" you
It's not as we need the fans to give us creative input
look at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger in the Darth Maul cookbook
and don't that we both could make some money
because we've your work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, like you to one of our web sites,
as long as you don't the fine print about who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, your concepts, your costumes and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and whatever 'filk' is
we don't want to appear as a killjoy, please try and
there's nothing we want to ban, we do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we need to be left alone
in the tower to talk to the man on the throne
We're now in post-production, and our is totally committed
is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. on, think about it please.
professionals- we don't take fanboy cheese!