Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Steven 1993-2002)

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

He like to think that he's a
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to you a letter
Tellin you how bad I wanna to be an extra
in Australia's much better, cause now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm it's coming together,
so come on under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all
It seems ages until your next movie's showing
I'm practicing, too- what I'm doing?
I'm marching a stormtrooper
I it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible shooter
I've been bumping my on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can even watch the holiday special without for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, stuff was crap
Anyways, I hope you get this man, back,
just to chat, truly yours, your fan
the man

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've finished all the shooting now, and you still picked me
What the hell's wrong with you, I even live in Sydney!
not like I also wanna be an action figure
or the main feature. I don't even go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the back walkin' past
or an alien mask like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
That just man, look, I'm even saying please
cause those people can't even spell wookiee two e's
Who are these? Man, do even speak Huttese?
I remember with episode one, the said he's
angry about extras in England ripped off stuff
I'm too, George, but I think you knew that.
With such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do
I'd never do that to you, you know I respect you
but I can't that war for you, or even protect you
from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have some
or you'll cut off the cause you'll think that we're the enemy.
I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the
but it's gonna be worth it, this will be a dream true for me
We all wish it was real, and it it the way you tell it
cause I was a kid and it changed my life in 77
And nobody collects the like I do George, no one does
My parents gave you lotsa when I was growing up
You gotta call me man, I'm for the reshoots
yours, man. PS:
I got my own robe too

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
got no life at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

Dear don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
I just read where you got of your extras!
I blew a hundred and bucks for nothing - I don't deserve it
But you hired all the other dirty mothers who in,
that's perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it
cause I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get it
Hey George, I got an idea for a new fan
See this Sith and this Jedi with their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool concept and I'm sure
it won't be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff like that
now. If you like that idea I've got a web page with a lot more
but you'll have to find it cause this is my final call.
And all I wanted was a lousy quarter on screen
to get into that universe and put myself into the dream
I love those George, I wonder if you think about it
Cause you made it, have you felt the and the dream about it
and your silence makes me think you're being so MEAN it
and when I email I get nothing on the SCREEN it!
See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm to talk!
Hey George, that's my girlfriend. watching Howard the Duck
and she reach the remote! See George, I really liked you
but now I've got no at all of being a part of Episode 2
Well, gotta go, I couldn't find a REAL freeze
So I had to fill up my bathtub with gallons of cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or Madam: you for your interest
and the productions that you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our policy says we accept
submissions,
so they're not reviewed or
not sure what you mean when you say we "dissed you"
You to think your work is such that we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole Jabba could fit through,
so if you in this
we'll to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we need the fans to us creative input
look at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Maul cookbook
and don't suggest that we both make some money
because we've seen work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, you to have one of our web sites,
as long as you don't read the fine print about who the copyrights.
We don't need you, with your concepts, your costumes and scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, and whatever this 'filk' is
we don't to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
nothing we want to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we really to be left alone
in the ivory tower to to the man on the throne
We're now in post-production, and our time is committed
is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be reasonable now. Come on, think it please.
We're professionals- we don't take cheese!