Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Steven 1993-2002)

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

He like to think he's a Jedi
He like Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to writing you a
Tellin you how bad I wanna chance to be an
in Australia's much better, cause now I betcha
I can get a little part in it. I'm it's coming together,
so come on under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all
It seems like ages until next movie's showing
I'm practicing, too- what I'm doing?
I'm like a stormtrooper
I it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible shooter
been bumping my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm biggest fan
I can even watch the holiday special running for the can
I hate Jar Jar though, what the was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that stuff was
Anyways, I hope you get this man, back,
to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
the man

He like to think that a Jedi
He like Darth Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've all the shooting now, and you still ain't picked me
What the wrong with you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I wanna be an action figure
or the main feature. I don't wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the somewhere walkin' past
or wearing an alien mask those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
That sucks man, look, I'm even saying please
cause those people even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are Man, do they even speak Huttese?
I with episode one, the papers said he's
angry extras in England that ripped off stuff
I'm angry too, George, but I think you that.
such a great privalege, how the hell could those guys do that?
I'd never do that to you, cause you I respect you
but I can't that war for you, or even protect you
from that kinda stuff. I try to tell others to have integrity
or you'll cut off the fans cause think that we're the enemy.
I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the
but it's be worth it, this will be a dream come true for me
We all it was real, and it looks it the way you tell it
cause I was a kid and it my life back in 77
And nobody the stuff like I do George, no one does
My parents gave you money when I was growing up
You gotta call me man, I'm here for the
yours, man. PS:
I got my own robe too

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His and family pray that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear mister
I read where you got most of your extras!
I blew a hundred and forty bucks for - I don't deserve it
But you all the other dirty mothers who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I you hear it
cause I went to see Fox and couldn't get near it
Hey George, I got an for a new fan film
See this Sith and this Jedi with their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool and I'm pretty sure
it won't be a bore, cause nobody's done stuff like before
now. If you like that idea then I've got a web page a lot more
but have to find it yourself cause this is my final call.
And all I wanted was a lousy second on screen
to get into that universe and put myself into the dream
I love those George, I wonder if you think about it
Cause you made it, you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence makes me you're being so MEAN about it
and when I email I get on the SCREEN about it!
See George- (hysterical scream) HEY, UP! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey George, that's my girlfriend. She's watching Howard the
and she reach the remote! See George, I really liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a of Episode 2
Well, gotta go, I couldn't find a REAL carbon
So I had to fill up my bathtub with of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or Madam: thank you for your
and the amateur productions you constantly submit us
Unfortunately, our policy we cannot accept
submissions,
so not reviewed or kept
We're not what you mean when you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your work is such that we resist you
but your legal standing has a that Jabba could fit through,
so if you in this
we'll to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we need the fans to give us input
look at the Qui-Gon Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul
and don't suggest that we could make some money
because we've seen your and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, you to have one of our web sites,
as long as you read the fine print about who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, with your concepts, your and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and whatever this is
we don't want to as a killjoy, please try and understand
nothing we want to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to our magic, we really need to be left alone
in the tower to talk to the man on the throne
We're now in post-production, and our time is totally
which is what YOU SHOULD BE, and GET YOURSELF A FITTED!
So be now. Come on, think about it please.
We're professionals- we take fanboy cheese!