Luyện nghe bài hát Fan (Eminem - Stan)

(copyright Cavanagh 1993-2002)

He like to think he's a Jedi
He dresses Darth Maul
hyperspace on his window
got no life at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

He like to that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace lines on his
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and X-Wings all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear George, I finally got to writing you a
you how bad I wanna chance to be an extra
Shooting in Australia's better, cause now I betcha
I can get a part in it. I'm glad it's coming together,
so on down under, you flannelette jet setter.
so anyways, man, E'chuta, how's it all
It seems like ages until your next movie's
I'm practicing, too- guess I'm doing?
I'm marching a stormtrooper
I freeze-framed it all on my computer, and I'm a terrible
I've bumping my head on stuff too, I'm good at that.
I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I can watch the holiday special without running for the can
I Jar Jar though, what the hell was that all about, man?
Maybe to make us forget the Ewoks, too, that was crap
Anyways, I hope you get man, email back,
just to chat, yours, your biggest fan
the man

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Maul
lines on his window
He's got no at all
He to sit and draw X-Wings all day,
got the pictures on the
His friends and family that it's just a fad
a fad..

Dear George, You've finished all the shooting now, and you still picked me
What the hell's wrong you, man? I even live in Sydney!
It's not like I also be an action figure
or the main feature. I don't wanna go to Tunisia!
Just wanna be up the somewhere walkin' past
or an alien mask like those guys
who faint, but I'd last.
That sucks man, look, I'm even saying please
cause those people even spell wookiee with two e's
Who are these? Man, do they speak Huttese?
I remember episode one, the papers said he's
about extras in England that ripped off stuff
I'm angry too, George, but I think you that.
With such a great privalege, how the hell could those do that?
I'd never do that to you, cause you I respect you
but I can't fight that war for you, or even you
from that kinda stuff. I try to tell to have some integrity
or you'll cut off the fans you'll think that we're the enemy.
I got an acting agent, had to pay a lot for the
but it's gonna be worth it, this be a dream come true for me
We all wish it was real, and it it the way you tell it
cause I was a kid and it changed my back in 77
And nobody collects the stuff like I do George, no one
My parents you lotsa money when I was growing up
You call me man, I'm here for the reshoots
yours, man. PS:
I got my own robe too

He to think that he's a Jedi
He dresses like Darth
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that it's a fad
a fad..

Dear don't-send-applications-go-through-an-agent
I just read where you got of your extras!
I blew a hundred and forty bucks for nothing - I deserve it
But you hired all the dirty mothers who wrote in,
that's perfect!
So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
cause I went to see Fox studios and couldn't get it
Hey George, I got an idea for a new fan
See this Sith and this Jedi fight their lightsabers in a forest
and the Jedi wins. Wadday think, It's a cool concept and I'm sure
it won't be a bore, nobody's done stuff like that before
now. If you like that then I've got a web page with a lot more
but you'll to find it yourself cause this is my final call.
And all I wanted was a quarter second on screen
just to get that universe and put myself into the dream
I love those movies George, I wonder if you about it
you made it, have you felt the wonder and the dream about it
and your silence makes me you're being so MEAN about it
and I email I get nothing on the SCREEN about it!
See (hysterical scream) HEY, SHUT UP! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey George, that's my girlfriend. She's Howard the Duck
and she can't reach the remote! See George, I liked you
but now I've got no chance at all of being a part of 2
Well, gotta go, I couldn't find a carbon freeze
So I had to fill up my bathtub with of melted cheese!

(squelch) (burble burble)
(burble)
(blup)

He like to think that he's a
He dresses like Maul
hyperspace on his window
He's got no at all
He likes to sit and draw all day,
got the on the wall
His friends and family pray that just a fad
a fad..

Dear Sir or thank you for your interest
and the amateur productions that you submit us
Unfortunately, our says we cannot accept
submissions,
so not reviewed or kept
We're not what you mean when you say we "dissed you"
You seem to think your work is that we can't resist you
but your legal standing has a hole that Jabba fit through,
so if you in this
we'll to "cease and desist" you
It's not as though we need the fans to us creative input
look at the Jinn-ger snaps in the Darth Maul cookbook
and don't suggest that we both could make money
we've seen your work and frankly, it isn't all that funny.
We would, however, you to have one of our web sites,
as long as you don't read the print about who owns the copyrights.
We don't need you, with your concepts, your and your scripts,
artwork, fan fiction, comics and this 'filk' is
we want to appear as a killjoy, please try and understand
nothing we want to ban, we really do want you as a fan.
But to work our magic, we need to be left alone
in the ivory to talk to the man on the throne
We're now in post-production, and our time is committed
which is what YOU BE, and GET YOURSELF A STRAIGHTJACKET FITTED!
So be now. Come on, think about it please.
We're we don't take fanboy cheese!